Ruin a movie by gargling throughout.

Had a day at RSPB Pulborough. Can confirm that birds are very good.

To add a little fun to everyday life, a 'G' can be drawn on most foods for splitting purposes

In Edinburgh this summer? Come see us at @monkeybarrelcomedy.bsky.social THIRTEEEN TIMES thankyou please, oh look a ticket link: www.edfringe.com/tickets/what... And for other #edfringe recommendations, hullo, we have a very handy time-ordered list on our website: noblefailure.org/ed26

In a meeting. Someone's talking about a 'six-pronged approach'. Too many prongs, imo.

Tonight! In Camden! tinyurl.com/2t4zwtsh @barrstard.bsky.social @jlukeroberts.bsky.social @bechillcomedian.bsky.social + more!

Interviewer: of course, to modern audiences you will be most familiar as Archivist Smub, the shadowy leader of the Gooblies AI John Gielgud: yes

Doctors Hate This!: Discover the mysterious goo that is making Doctors throw up their dinner

Prior to his senatorial run, Jar-Jar Binks rose to prominence via eccentric appearances on Gungan satirical panel shows.

Heartbreaking that some cannot make it through the day without drinking 2.7 litres of Copella in the toilet

Is Wes Streeting Brat?

Made my own for this morning - can't tell if I'm feeling the revitalising effects of ginger or of smugness

Proposed Labour leadership campaign slogans: Yes, we Carns! Wes, we can! Ed, we can! Ray, we Ner!

Feeling so run down at work this morning I've taken the plunge and purchased a 'ginger shot' - at £2.12 in Asda, I really cannot afford for this to be a solution

Quite the queue forming outside no. 10

Comedians Extricating Themselves from Conversations with Distant Relatives at Funerals

Sir David Atteborough turned one hundred years old last week, however did you know that he was not the only centenarian celebrating - The Man One from The Ting Tings was also in receipt of his telegram from the King. Many happy returns!

They should have a special cruise ship for every disease!

Catherine West knows how to draft a meeting, minute a chair. The adult is back in the room.

Back in Edinburgh for the last week btw (Pic unrelated) Ticket(s): www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

Honestly? Don't think I need kids chalking this on the pavement.

Added some new YouTube specials from Ed Night, Jack Tucker, Miles Jupp, and Ray O'Leary to our UNBELIEVABLY HANDY list noblefailure.org/specials, go watch & enjoy & resolve to spend money on them in the future, yes yes yes.

Are you a fan of BORN YESTERDAY (comedy podcast cohosted by me) - if so, we'd be interested in answers to the below from you

Are you a fan of BORN YESTERDAY (comedy podcast cohosted by me) - if so, we'd be interested in answers to the below from you

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

Our fathers and fathers and fathers used to go for a pint of brown and mild upon the chiming of the lunch whistle, come back, operate the machine, lose their arms and in the morning grow new, better arms. This current generation don't know a damn thing about the price of a egg.

Listening to The Idler Wheel five times in a week is a good sign, yes?

Having Merlin issues - this morning I heard a Lesser Whitethroat on the way into work, stopped to try and find it, failed. Now I can't concentrate knowing that there's a nice new bird out there.

Wow! Grug can turn my spewtum into a video

Fash march in Manchester diverted my route significantly, however, on the plus side the diversion took me past a lovely grey wagtail.

Finally downloaded Merlin. Using a train to Banbury to make additions to the Life List. 20 red kites.

MORLVISION 2026 SIGNUPS ARE OPEN My funny little song contest is in its sixth year. Hosted by myself and the rewarmed meat of Terry Wogan (@bjalborough.bsky.social). Details: www.seanmorl.com/morlvision Signup: forms.gle/3Q2yzBVsmfLR... Competition broadcast 7pm 31st May @ twitch.tv/seanmorl

Fewer MPs, same acrid taste

Outrageous - next they'll be after her guzzoline. It's a slippery slope.

I feel there is a spiritual kinship between Barry Lyndon and Bryan Ferry. No, I cannot explain it.

Let's hear it for the blackbird

Self-betterment, introspection

New Sound Heap with @jlukeroberts.bsky.social is out NOW! podfollow.com/soundheap Feat. @barrstard.bsky.social Kylie Brakeman @rosieisaholt.bsky.social @athenakugblenu.bsky.social @joznorris.bsky.social Luke Rollason @wsebag.bsky.social and Janet Varney.

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Crowd work ideas: - what's your favourite app? - how many mugs you working with, brother? - you ever used olbas oil?

Haribo and change

On Charlie Kirk and moral complexities

It's my own fault for using ChatGPT as a search tool, but this really made me laugh. "...with an important nuance..." is sublime 🤌

On Charlie Kirk and moral complexities

Hero: all hope is lost. There is nothing more that I can do. Katharine Birbalsingh: I know of a child who identifies as an ancient sword - 'they' is who you should seek

Listening to Eno to try and calm down. Smashing Thursday Afternoon at 2.5x speed to try and cram in more calm.

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Heavy is the head that wears the crown - serfs do not realise the work that goes into repelling a permanently advancing stream of enemies with an increasing array of guns

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