Brundlefly but with both Rest Is Politics wretches

get the forbidden clean

get the forbidden clean

I would LOVE to see you at the London outing of THE HOTLY-ANTICIPATED 4th DEBUT HOUR FROM RISING STAR, ANDY BARR on 19th Nov at Pleasance Islington. Tickets: www.pleasance.co.uk/event/andy-b...

Lest we forget - boring, tired, old-timey Let's - we - forget! - fun, energetic, dispenses with inherent vibelessness of WWI

Podcast Hosts With Bad Chemistry youtu.be/zpYngC_cqtU

You shouldn't give a dog a bone - it's actually really unhealthy. They become dependent on handouts. You should teach a dog how to bone.

I came here to normalise things and chew gum - and I'm all out of gum. And, honestly, we need to have a conversation about how that's ok.

STUNNING: Lucy Powell offers President Trump the UK's full military backing in any effort to liberate socialist New York

I'm doing a work in progress at The Bill Murray tonight. I don't know if anyone's coming. You could come, you know. www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail...

We're (I'm) live Check this shit out: andybarrcomedy.substack.com?utm_campaign...

Prince Andrew has become Andrew Mountzone Windspress

We're (I'm) live Check this shit out: andybarrcomedy.substack.com?utm_campaign...

Hello friends, I am 'launching' a Substack for the sharing of bits of writing - fiction, flash fiction, 'poetry' - I'd love for you to subscribe, give the posts a courtesy open and perhaps even read! Here: andybarrcomedy.substack.com?utm_campaign...

Stop it, Mr DJ, this beat is making me ill.

People are speaking about ANDY BARR LONDON SHOW. They are making remarks like: '19th November at 7.40.' Words such as 'tickets available now' have been uttered. Learn more: www.pleasance.co.uk/event/andy-b...

Neville Chamberlain: ...I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received, and that consequently this country is at war with Germany. Time travelling Stephen Fry: oh gilly golly goo

Our three-night run of KILLER SEAGULLS [of Somerset] begins tomorrow night at the Museum of Comedy. This show has a stellar cast - get yourself a ticket from here: museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

Jumangi

Andy Barr: A Comet Appears I'm heading to Leicester Comedy Festival 2026 with a new show about the past, the future, the present, monks, celestial visitors, change etc. Details, tickets here: events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/andy-...

Meet the 90 year old orthodox monk whose claws and involuntary levitation have made him an unlikely tiktok star

Good things: Saw Holden/Zimpel at the ICA last night and had a lovely time. Not quite as lovely a time as the two fellas beaned off their necks in front of us, but a lovely time nonetheless.

Gug, generate me a campaign ad

Tickets on sale for my new show Solastalgia at @sohotheatre.bsky.social 'gently funny, deeply human and profoundly poignant’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Scotsman 'Winning weaves autobiography and educational lecture together in this wonderful one man show’ British Comedy Guide sohotheatre.com/events/matt-...

For years people have requested that images of significant events be hung in the Louvre - given the recent events highlighting security issues at the Louvre, is it time to start storing our consequential events, moments, memories, memes in a more secure location? Profane history is at stake.

Preparing an exceptionally lazy gag about Louvre heist being a promotional bit for Now You 3 Me

Soon, AI will enable you to skip somebody's birthday party but also send them a picture of you attending the party whilst it is happening, thus freeing you of the emotional labour of being with your friends.

Going to Norfolk next week. Just found myself going through the list of birds spotted in Norfolk, idly clicking on the occasional bird and cooing appreciatively at their pleasant aspect.

Re: calzone express

Cc. @seanmorl.com

Shocking figures released by the ONS - no Nando's has met the threshold for 'cheeky' during Kier Starmer's premiership.

Pull the other one, mate, I've scraped my paw over 20 rough IDs just today - scram!

Wipify! The new AI powered app for wiping up spillages

These might be fairly dark times, but Darren Stevens is returning to the Kent fold as a bowling coach for next season... no, I've not got anything more uplifting than that. Ok. Pass the gun when you're done with it?

Tackling the hot button issue of 'labubus'

Saw David live last night - very disappointing. Played the secret chord two songs in, then reworked deep album cuts and b-sides.

Tackling the hot button issue of 'labubus'

Gung- what is present which can heal rift with wife?

Not a banger, apparently.

Grug - how open pisshole?

I gather that the team behind The Inbetweeners are taking a 'Twin Peaks: The Return style' approach to new episodes.

Quandary: do I let the man using one Henry Weston's to open another on the Overground know that I have a bottle opener?

Just tried to make a call on my beer and drink my phone.

Computer, generate a man named 'Porl'

If history has taught me anything, it's that France used to be called 'Gaul,' and their two best guys were a big one and a little one and that there was also a wizard there.

London's friendliest new material night returns this month on the 13th with new gear from: 🦚 Ada Campe 🐈 Andy Barr 🍝 Dick Denham 🎺 Jacob Edwards 🦉 Jake Baker 😈 John Pape 🤡 John-Luke Roberts 🎞️ Matt Highton 🥁 Marty Gleeson 🧡 Nick Elleray 🏅 Sean Patrick & your MC Tony Dunn

With the world captivated by Tilly Norwood, the Church of England has a golden opportunity to drag itself into the 21st century with a fully AI Archbishop.