happy christmas eve!

I'm sure many festive Strongman fans will join me in saying what a delight it is to see Kieliszkowski back competing once more

Come see us* in January wegottickets.com/event/685242/! Bring any unwanted Christmas presents for the swaps table! Have an excellent rest of December! Have a nice time! HAVE A NICE TIME! * Inc. @turlygod.bsky.social, @barrstard.bsky.social, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, etc

How are we feeling today? More Buddo or more Tobol Thinker?

‘Buddo’ - a rare representation of a human figure from the British Neolithic, dating to around 2900-2400 BC. Discovered at Skara Brae in the mid-C19th, it was re-discovered amongst the archaeological collections at Stromness Museum in 2016. 📸 My own. #FindsFriday #Archaeology

Well, better than the companion compilation, that's for sure

DJ's gone off-piste and started playing Autumn Sweater at your work Christmas party - wyd??

I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY

White boy whelms restaurant ordering in passable conversational dutch

Hearing that Man overcomes the Baby mid-episode 2 of Man vs Baby - the remaining hour 15 is anguished moral rationalisation

Want to feel old? World War 2 is older in time to Star Wars than world War II is to now. Star Wars is closer to World War 2. Mark Hamill is old enough to be Luke Skywalker's dad. World Wars II is now. Luke Skywalker is closer to old than Star Wars is to now. Want to feel old. Skywars is older than L

Hop in - me and the boys are gonna go catch a webinar

Just got my Internet Wrapped - I looked at three websites seven million times

#ACMS 📆 Monday 12 January 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ buy online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with @barrstard.bsky.social, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @hollyburncomedy.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask

You simply must get tickets to the event of the season tinyurl.com/mry939r3

Idea to improve sports: manager is given the opportunity once per game to deliver a short de-motivational team talk to the opposition

Gang, Misha Glenny replacing Melvyn Bragg - how are we feeling?

Thank you for your email. Unfortunately, I will not be checking this inbox until 06/12/25 whilst I decide which app to pretend to've received my 'Wrapped' from this year. Your patience is appreciated.

#ACMS 📆 Monday 12th January 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ buy online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with @barrstard.bsky.social, Beattie Edmondson, @hollyburncomedy.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, Jake Baker, AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

Well, at a push I could have a spot more Lemonheads - all good for the other one though, thanks.

The Turin Horse Dining Experience

Top tip: if you're in a future sci-fi dystopia and you hear 'Beyond the Sea,' just grab your space gun and top yourself - it's not going to get better.

Actually it's fine

Tragic: Australian colleague 'not interested' in cricket

We can coordinate and unilaterally declare that it is Friday if we like. There's nothing they can do to stop us. They want to hide this from you.

In honour of International Men's Day, I (a man) will be performing my 2025 show one last time at Pleasance Islington TONIGHT Last few tickets available: www.pleasance.co.uk/event/andy-b...

In honour of International Men's Day, I (a man) will be performing my 2025 show one last time at Pleasance Islington TONIGHT Last few tickets available: www.pleasance.co.uk/event/andy-b...

Reminder that the redoubtable Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social is doing his bleakly funny hour of wordsmithery and meltdown at Pleasance Islington TONIGHT. Don’t miss it please. www.pleasance.co.uk/event/andy-b...

The nice thing about a post garnering some attention is that previously (criminally) unappreciated fare catches the odd positive stray

We have forcibly installed the Stupid Machine in all of your homes but, of course, under no circumstances should you trust the Stupid Machine.

I've come to one of work's less pleasant toilets to tell you that my Pleasance Islington show this Wednesday is over 65% sold! Some tickets (35%) still available: www.pleasance.co.uk/event/andy-b...

The fine fellows at @britishcomedy.bsky.social have permitted me to crow about my First Gig and my Worst Gig, in a thinly-veiled effort to promote my forthcoming show. Read about it: www.comedy.co.uk/live/fgwg/an...

I call it 'the easy second Substack' because it has been easy for me. Read and subscribe: andybarrcomedy.substack.com/p/do-it-again

If a tree falls in the forest, but the other trees catch it - what can society learn from this?

Just read the phrase 'scroll stopping story' - not very happy about it.

I have been reminded that this has renewed relevance today

Fun fact: the combined age of Russell Kane and the Man One from the Ting Tings is over 150

COME COME COME COME Tickets: www.pleasance.co.uk/event/andy-b...

A picture paints a thousand words, but a picture with some words on it telling you what the picture is? Buddy, you just gamed yourself some bonus words.

Mibbly Bobbly Brown

I would LOVE to see you at the London outing of THE HOTLY-ANTICIPATED 4th DEBUT HOUR FROM RISING STAR, ANDY BARR on 19th Nov at Pleasance Islington. Tickets: www.pleasance.co.uk/event/andy-b...

Brundlefly but with both Rest Is Politics wretches

get the forbidden clean

get the forbidden clean

I would LOVE to see you at the London outing of THE HOTLY-ANTICIPATED 4th DEBUT HOUR FROM RISING STAR, ANDY BARR on 19th Nov at Pleasance Islington. Tickets: www.pleasance.co.uk/event/andy-b...

Lest we forget - boring, tired, old-timey Let's - we - forget! - fun, energetic, dispenses with inherent vibelessness of WWI

Podcast Hosts With Bad Chemistry youtu.be/zpYngC_cqtU

You shouldn't give a dog a bone - it's actually really unhealthy. They become dependent on handouts. You should teach a dog how to bone.