Just driven 3 hours to watch @loscampesinos.bsky.social in Exeter - the things we do for love, despair and football references. LC!4LYF

Evening.

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Happy @loscampesinos.bsky.social day to all those that celebrate it. LC!4LYF

What a fabulous joke.

I feel better than when we won the Europa League last season.

Yeah, let’s maybe not look at my heart rate.

Clearly posting this now because I will not be in the best frame of mind later.

It’s too hot, did I mention that it’s too hot. 🧡 I’m running a marathon in aid of Maggie’s - details below: maggies.enthuse.com/pf/chris-jac...

So Bob Dylan is 85 today. I’ve religiously collected and listened to all of his the albums - I even have the random 1973 “Dylan” vinyl that was never reprinted. Outside of his more well known output I would highly recommend - Infidels - Oh Mercy - Modern Times 10/10 albums

Morning.

Evening.

*speaks into dictaphone* “New idea for a horror story…”

I’m tense, are you tense? I’m tense. Good, tense is fine. It’s fine.

If you see this article and think “Ah well, it's just a bunch of rich famous comedians, surely they can wait a bit longer!” Here's a little thread about that common misconception. 🧵

Gym & Juice doesn’t quite work.

Good to know he’s getting some exercise.

I have a show. There’s funny people on it. Come and join us.

As much as I want West Ham to lose, my word their goal today was filth.

Someone tell me a song I should listen to in order to remind me that she doesn’t love me and she’s never coming back.

Week twenty is done, only four weeks to go and the mileage gets less and less from now on. Thank you to everyone that’s donated already, I’m really close to my target - if anyone as a couple of quid it would be really appreciated. 🧡 maggies.enthuse.com/pf/chris-jac...

And another!!! This is brutal - parents are arguing with the fourth official.

Scenes at my daughter’s swimming gala they’ve just disqualified a 7yo for a technical infraction.

Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too

Someone stole by bike seat. Comments below, don’t let me down.

I’m eating cheese from the fridge if anyone’s wondering how my day is.

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Thank you @loscampesinos.bsky.social - love the panini style sticker as well 💙 LC!4LYF

It’s very difficult to describe my feelings right now.

If you could spare a dime, let us know.

Week nineteen done but I am struggling. 🧡 I’m running a marathon in aid of Maggie’s - details below: maggies.enthuse.com/pf/chris-jac...

LC!4LYF

Monday night was SOOO good and we’ve got another great line-up for you in June.

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We have really good shows but I adored tonight. Thank you for all being part of it.

NEVER!

Why not finish off your bank holiday with some lovely comedy?

May Fair tannoy announcement: “I need all uniformed squirrels…” It’s a a strong start.

Another show tonight and it’s a cracking line-up Come along, and finish off the bank holiday in style* *unique

No, you’re eating mini cheddars and drinking beer to protect against emotions.

Such a good time tonight - thank you to @thedailytism.com and all the acts

Looking forward to this, if a little more nervous than our usual shows.

Big week with a huge run at the end but I’m now quarter of the week through 🧡 I’m running a marathon in aid of Maggie’s - details below: maggies.enthuse.com/pf/chris-jac...

The first of two shows on two days. You’re going to be utter sick of the sight of me, I’m surprised you’re not already to be fair.

I ache, but at least it was beautiful.

Just set my alarm for 4am - it’s 20miles (3hr 20) tomorrow morning and I’m more than slightly concerned.

This manta, from the ever fabulous Joanna Lumley, is something I have tried to live by ever since I read it. Just in case anyone needs it.

My 7yo has been screaming “who let the dogs out?” In the garden for about an hour now.

This was such fun to do. Ignoring self promotion listen to all the other episodes but mainly get along to a live show, it’s great for audiences as much as the comedians Details below 👇 linktr.ee/101rulespod?...