Last night was wild, feels like I should be buying someone breakfast.

Enjoyed that! Some great new comedians I've never seen before and I didn't even have to leave my room. Give @coherentcomedy.bsky.social a follow and check out their free monthly nights.

I worry every month that no one would come and even if people do they won’t have a good time. Fuck that - brilliant every month, tonight was special

Being dyslexic can cause double takes.

Looking forward to this. Also thank you to the lovely person who’s donated before the show has even started 💙

🍓TONIGHT🍓 Don’t miss out, get those tickets - its the only laughs you’re gonna get tonight. #CoherentComedy 📅 Monday 2nd February 20:00 🖥️ Online, via Zoom 🎟️ Tickets are free and available at the below link www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1966906431...

Utter filth this.

WEEK 5 🧡 Another week down, it’s going well but I did this at 5am and I am tired. I’m running a marathon in aid of Maggie’s - details below: maggies.enthuse.com/pf/chris-jac...

Lovely Easter egg in this weeks episode of @murderbastard.bsky.social - I’m surprised the reaction from some quarters wasn’t audible around the world.

Please get tickets. Do you want me to beg? I’ll beg.

And so begins my monthly anxiety trip worrying that no one will come. If you could attend, even out of pity it would help me out.

This is tonight, 8pm (UK time) on Zoom. You should come. www.jokepit.com/e/51410 With @steffanalun.bsky.social @naomipaxton.bsky.social and @piratekingcomedy.bsky.social, plus @lesliegold.bsky.social hosting and Producer @thatbaldyfella.bsky.social !

🟣🔵🟢 ONLINE COMEDY FANS! Coherent endorsed show tonight at 8pm. Really good fun this - think of it as a warm up to our show next week Tickets at the link below 👇 www.jokepit.com/e/51410

The end of week four was agony. I’m running a marathon in aid of Maggie’s - details below: maggies.enthuse.com/pf/chris-jac...

Off for a walk while I listen to episode 7 of @murderbastard.bsky.social

Evening.

This has come around too quickly.

Quick hide, I’ve been rumbled.

Shaping up nicely this one

#AskMeAnything #AMA

It’s been really nice over the last 18 months having acts I’ve never seen before but really looking forward to February - lots of friends and returning acts (and maybe one debut who you might know)

Yorkshire puddings, tag yourself in.

Week four done, it did not end well. I’m running a marathon in aid of Maggie’s - details below: maggies.enthuse.com/pf/chris-jac...

I’ve updated my phone and they’ve changed all the icons. Send help.

Happy birthday @larsum.com - so sorry I didn’t mention it sooner 🎉🥳🎂

We give the people what they want.

🍓CALL FOR ACTS🍓 We’re booking acts from April! We’re always looking for acts of all levels of experience and ability to do 5s, 10s and 20s If you’re interested fill in the form at the link below 👇 Or alternatively message one of us and we’ll discuss what’s involved. forms.gle/HzHzUwFnt5yH...

I told my partner when they got home from work. Their response was to laugh hysterically and ask me if I was turning into my mother.

I put the cheese in the sink. I think I need to see a professional.

Morning.

🍓EPISODE 14 OUT NOW🍓 Really great show this month, provided directly into your ears via the medium of podcast. Please listen wherever you get your podcasts and like, subscribe and share #CoherentComedy open.spotify.com/episode/77sj...

🍓PODCAST🍓 Episode 14 will be out tomorrow morning, wherever you get your podcasts. Wasn’t sure I would get it done as I’m away but I slaved over a hot editing suite just for you. Catch-up on previous shows at the link below👇 #CoherentComedy open.spotify.com/show/1jxWzrH...

Week two completed. maggies.enthuse.com/pf/chris-jac...

Slightly diminish a game. Pokémon Gone.

Afternoon.

Snazzy new running shoes.

🍓FEBRUARY🍓 We put on a great show and we go again in February. Not only we will have some fantastic comedians, we’ll also be revealing the price of yarn. 📅 Monday 2nd February 20:00 🖥️ Online, via Zoom 🎟️ Tickets are free and available at the below link www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1966906431...

Can confirm.

Tunes last night. There’s a full playlist on Spotify if you’re interested. open.spotify.com/playlist/7cx...

What a night!!! Absolutely mad and fantastic in equal measure.

No one ever has any questions.

WE GO AGAIN!

Tickets still available, please join us. We’re also still looking for an act so get in touch if you fancy it.

Dear neurotypical people, again I beg of you, if you're inviting someone to a meeting please, please tell us what it's about! "A chat about progress" could mean anything and it's extremely anxiety-provoking for ND people not to know what to expect. You should know this by now.

🍓ACT NEEDED🍓 Sadly one of our acts is unavailable for tonight. We’re looking for an opening 10, it’s an online show at 8pm - if you’re interested or know anyone that might be - please message us for details. Thanks C&H 🍓

🍓TONIGHT🍓 New Year, same Coherent - get those tickets and come along and have some fun. #CoherentComedy 📅 Monday 5th January 20:00 🖥️ Online, via Zoom 🎟️ Tickets are free and available at the below link 👇 www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1966903696...

Make it your New Year’s resolution to come along to Coherent Comedy. It’s a great laugh, free and you don’t even need to leave the house.

Week 1 done, update below 👇 maggies.enthuse.com/pf/chris-jac...

Right I need to find some cheese. Yes, I’m a day behind.

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you I once closed an electric car window by leaning in from the outside and pressing the button - it was an early one and it didn’t stop when it hit my neck.