It’s only three weeks away this.

Morning.

Evening.

Man actually listens.

Morning.

Be damned “official” UNO rules.

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Before 7am this morning I had run 11miles, baked some chocolate biscuits and edited a podcast.

Up early for a run this morning now in the cinema watching Zootropolis with the kids - a nap is likely.

Very special guest on the line up you will not want to miss 👀

Your honour the leisure centre told me to do it.

Morning.

Up there with my greatest moments

I don’t know why I worry, tonight show was amazing Had such a great time. Love you all 🍓

This is the moment when I am at my most panicked and most excited. Come allay my fears and laugh at my jokes (or Hare’s jokes if you are so inclined)

Come on, you can’t all be going into London to watch ACMS

If you’ve got any friends that want to come along, that would be great…

One of my children has knocked the front tooth out of the other one’s mouth while they were “fight dancing”

Controversially, I don't think Die Hard is a Die Hard movie. It's just *set* at Die Hard.

If you’re around and you’ve got nothing on, have a think about coming along. It’s fun, accessible and there’s some really funny people on (and me)

Lovely first episode of @murderbastard.bsky.social listened to it on my early morning run which I cut a mile short so I could start theorising on the discord.

@matryer.bsky.social lovely work on the MOAFB theme

Lads, sub 19 and my fastest 5k time ever .

Guy in the kebab shop just asked me if I was ok? He said I just had the look of someone that needed to be asked.

If those of you without tickets (you know who you are) - could you please get them Also please share, get your friends and family involved I know you get this every month, but it’s a great night and I’m quite proud of it.

I’m not saying seeing this in the wild is better than the days each of my children were born But it’s better than at least one of them.

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“The Isle of Wight would become a reverse Thailand” @101rules.bsky.social

This is when I start to panic - but it always turns out well and it’s such good fun doing this Come along - be part of us.

Need distraction. Will answer any question… #AMA #AskMeAnything

Morning.

If the 820 people that liked my tree picture could also come to my* comedy night that would be great. *I know I know, Hare’s comedy night

It’s almost as if we timed it.

Listened to The Stone Roses debut album on my run this morning, still holds up.

Another funny addition to the line up. Come on, it’s free and you don’t even need to leave the house.

I may start adding a link to Coherent when I post these photos. Do you like well framed landscape photographs? Well I’m also occasionally funny - check out the link below.

I just mentioned C&A in the office and I was asked what it was. The passage of time weighs heavy.

Morning.

Not quite sure how we got here. Check it out, if you can afford it please pick up a tea towel. Please also read the statement - I should also give a shout out to @loscampesinos.bsky.social for inspiring the lower income versions.

Well this seems like something I would enjoy.

Seems legit.

Well this has come round quickly.

There is more than a slight possibility that I was in charge of spell checking this sign.

I’ve just watched a video entitled “Marco Pierre White Reveals How Butter Can Make Your Potatoes Delicious” I don’t want to spoil it but he just added loads and loads of butter. I think I could have worked that out.

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Morning. A tree stole my hat.

I have eaten far too much Nepalese cuisine prior to watching a two hour show.

We go again.

Stop what you’re doing and go and watch Micky van de Ven’s goal now.

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