Justin moorhouse tomorrow, Glenn Moore on Sunday!! Huge times

IT HAPPENED AND IF COULDVE BEEN WORSE I forgot how to evaluate and halfway through the thirty marker I was like “well I hope I’m doing this naturally!!” Other than that, not too bad

Chat the rocky horror obsession is getting out of hand. I’ve just bought a corset and fishnets for a Columbia costume for an event that doesn’t yet exist

I got bored revising sociology so I did floorshow makeup

Ok sociology tomorrow and I’m feeling SIGNIFICANTLY worse about it :P

English language mock tomorrow. It’s the subject I’m most confident about by the tiniest margin (I’m still fucking terrified because I feel like I know nothing) (was considering drowning myself but I have plans to watch Rocky Horror on Sunday which would difficult to do when dead)

“This is the best playlist I’ve ever made” she says after making any playlist open.spotify.com/playlist/4jH...

For the room:

Just swam 300m whilst listening to Phoebe bridgers and Boygenius everything is so chill

Ha! See, I *am* capable of saying no to plans when I have revision to do! … … … … … I miss my friends :(

When I went back to school properly in year eight all I wanted to do was be in the school swimming gala and now I’m sad

I made the boy watch Rocky Horror for the first time and he a) loved it b) immediately guessed my favourite character based purely on vibes

OH!! Preparing for my mocks next week has made me as ill as I was last April/may!! That’s why I feel like shit (as well as feeling weirdly nostalgic)

Who’s your favourite Rocky Horror Character?

How long is too long to be sat in cat piss and not realise?

I had an echocardiogram this afternoon. The second time I’ve had to get my tits out for a medical professional in the space of a month but I DID come away with a video of the inside of my heart which

HI! I need to write the second half of a thing!! Could you throw some words at me please

Just saw someone say that Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie are single handedly bringing back smoking and… yeah. After pretty much only seeing celebrities and hot people sucking robot dick (vaping) for years it’s refreshing to see people smoking. It feels chic again

Baby on Board? You mean like a childceuterie?

I love that the two categories for books are “made up” and “not made up”

I’ve got mocks next week so I will be getting my shit together this week (probably)

Currently winning a game of scrabble 158:95 💪

Currently planning an interrail trip for my wife and I for 2027

Well that’s the gayest headline I’ve ever read

New hair!!

Sorry what???? A “spud machine”???? Do they mean an OVEN My primary school really went downhill after I left smh

Huge day for annoying people (me)

Also my StoryGraph username is eve_comedy :)

Well then

This is nice but I feel they’ve missed a trick by not including a cord in her back that you can pull to make her say “Twisted flax please, Victoria”

….may have bought ginger hair dye earlier

I keep quacking randomly

Ok so I should not have stopped at this point. I cannot get back into the goddamn groove

Bisexual woman explaining their types (woman who looks like she would cheerfully crush you; spindly man): youtu.be/Yc4tlKEumlk

Heated Rivalry is the only thing in my brain

Just swam 200 meters for the first time since like 2023!!

New dressing gown is kind of giving bagpus vibes

I need to write an article for English language about the use of standard vs non standard English. Can someone please make that sound fun and exciting

@/ everyone in the Edinburgh ‘24 group chat

Oh! I forgot to say, I gifted this @richdonethis.bsky.social print to my mother for Christmas and she loves it!!

Hmmmmmmm do I actually want to drop out of sixth form or am I just behind on work and overwhelmed hmmmmmmm

Googling “how to do thing” and researching how other people do thing for days instead of simply doing thing

Slowly but surely convincing the Mrs to come to a coherent or a Sam and uncles….. (He’s terrified of all of you)

Me? Having ample time to do a thing and not doing it the day before?? Who the actual fuck am I this year istg

PARKLIFE #NoContextCoherentComedy

Judith’s marzipan plums #NoContextCoherentComedy

Better than sexy time: admin time #NoContextCoherentComedy

Susan the hawk #NoContextCoherentComedy

Nasty way of finishing #NoContextCoherentComedy

Cats are fucking thatcher #NoContextCoherentComedy