I hate Facebook bc what do you mean I have to see the *worst* picture of my dad (dead) every few days when it suggests my “step mother”* as a person I may know? *not sure if she still counts as a step mother if I haven’t spoken to her in five years and her husband is dead?

That’s so real actually

I cut the neck off this T-shirt. Feeling very slay icl

Morning! 🌷💕🌅

Managed to stay almost exactly on task today! And now I’m 25% of the way done with the shame work! I have hopes for tomorrow!

Someone please tell me I’m not going mad and question 2 doesn’t make sense?

Just found a page in my sociology notes that just says “stigma, women” and yeah I think that sums it up nicely

No I don't watch No Scrubs Scrubs is a show that aired in 2003 Showing us the regular lives Of two medical guys Named Turk and JD

Good morning! Hope you’re having a nice day x Here, have this bad picture of some very pretty tulips 🌷 🐝 🫧

anyone who has ever used disability to justify their use of generative AI: may the ghost of Maud Lewis strike you down, I’m so serious

My feet are cold and I really need to piss but I cannot move

Halloumi can only really be called such when it’s from the halloumi region of Cyprus, otherwise it’s just sparkling cheese

The worst part about crocheting a bag is having to also crochet the strap

Would anyone like to guess the date that this picture is from? (Yes, the adorable blob is me. Yes, my grandma still has that swimming costume)

My uncle just posted this. Famously a sport with a lot of downs I’d say

Definition of woke.

I’ve had the Button Boys song stuck in my head for three days now

Does anyone have any tv show recommendations please? My last three watches have been The Thick of It, How to Get To Heaven From Belfast and Schitts creek (thoroughly enjoyed all three)

I had a meeting with some college admin people (and my favourite English teacher 🙏) and after I was told I got two C’s and a D in my mocks , one of them kept saying “well I know it’s not what you wanted but it’s still good!!”And I kept having to say I know how to manage my own fucking expectations!!

Just finished watching The Thick of It for the first time and now idk what to do with myself

Fucking fuck mercury retrograde

Love fun post!! (Art subscription to SimplySunshineByLucyJo)

Wanted to go on a short walk today but just going up and down the stairs has made my heart do a thing and made me feel a bit queasy 😑

Quick question: if your partner and their family planned a holiday to say Rome, and your partner forgot to tell you about it until the week before (until right before they went to bed after not speaking to you for ten hours), would it be dickish to be mildly annoyed about it? Asking for a friend

SHERBETSHEET UPDATE!! For the first time in mere minutes!! 🍋🍬🩷

HI!! Sherbetsheet update for the first time in MONTHS! Have I missed anyone? Apologies for neglecting the collective spreadsheet child 🩷

I don’t think I’ve ever run a bath that was both the perfect temperature and depth

Water coming out of a light fixture is never a particularly good sign is it?

I wish these would go away. If I can’t access my dms because I’m too young at least rid me of this pain. Honestly the biggest reason I’m excited to be 18 icl

Swam 600m this afternoon and I’m fucking knackered

Happy International Women’s Day lads 🫡

Funny story from tonight Grandad (who has been particularly ill recently): I think I’ll join a triathlon Me: when? G: the west Lancashire spring triathlon Me: which spring? This spring? G: no I don’t think I’ll be ready for then (Looks at me and laughs as if I believed him)

(I’ve run out of ibuprofen with five and a half sociology booklets, a shitload of language work, two scenes of king Lear to read and bone shaking period pain. Why do I do this to myself? Why am I still doing this at all? I lowkey kinda hate all my subjects rn)

I’ve got a full topics worth of work to do this weekend, as well as dealing with the grandparents and oh! What’s that? My period has just started too. FANTASTIC

Get Vittorio Angelone the 10pm Live Friday Night Slot on Channel 4. That is the energy we need.

If things could stop getting worse [gestures at world] [smaller but not insignificant gesture at personal life] that would be GREAT thanks xx

Crying at the end of Schitts creek ✌️✌️

“What are you doing with your big mechanical dick my friend?” “It looks like it’s fucking the road!!” -my mother

I forgot that today is world book day, as well as what time the local school opens. I was not awake enough to walk past ~50 fictional characters before nine o’clock

I have cried at the tv three times tonight. This is not normal. I think I need to go out more.

This afternoon I had a blood test and for the first time EVER!! it only ONE attempt to find a vein!! I only have a tiny bruise on- and I can’t stress this enough- one arm!!! Huge

Just a bunch of celebs playing games and occasionally looking at the empty chair and crying like that scene in Muppet Christmas Carol

The sun is out! My blood test has been moved to this afternoon! I might buy myself a coffee afterwards! I’m full of hope! This is wonderful! I love spring!!

I love doing stand up so much. I absolutely need to actually do it more than once a year oh my

I had an absolutely incredible time tonight! Thank you for having me and listening to my nonsense 🩷🩷🩷

Crumpet hype!! #NoContextCoherentComedy