I wish trying to take a tablet like a normal person didn’t make me want to throw up and/or cry

Organising baubles pt2!!

Eve: elf mode activated MERRY QUIZMAS

Chat I’ve got a friends Christmas party on Saturday what do we think of the fit? (Not sure I’m entirely sold on the shoes but if yall like them I can be persuaded)

180/197!! I’m ridiculously pleased with myself icl

It would seem I didn’t close the bathroom door properly before I got in the bath

I’ve told myself I can start rewatching Jonathan Creek over lunch if I actually get some work done this morning

I don’t think I’ve finished a beverage at it’s intended temperature in at least a month

I’m so obsessed with this group dance

Putting off things that I could easily do but I just cannot be fucking bothered

I just saw someone using the phrase “cliterary analysis” and I am obsessed

I finished reading Conversations with Friends this afternoon and I’m about to start The Place that didn’t Exist

Could someone please remind me why I chose three essay based subjects

I’ve had such a lovely afternoon with my lovely boyfriend that I love and am so in love with.

What a pre show playlist may I say

I’ve just tried to mull two cups of apple juice and ended up reducing it to one cup 😭 it’s basically a syrup at this point 😂

My deepest condolences to all those whose Spotify Wrapped results do not align with the curated persona you wish to portray to the world. Your vacant instagram story speaks volumes.

I just sneezed and felt it in my soul. Not a fan

Fun!

Evening! It has been a day

It’s me and my “But Daddy I Love Her” socks against all of the people in this dentists waiting room

I only want to do comedy, watch nostalgic stuff, drink coffee, stroke cats and kiss a nice man.

Tis the season to change all of my alarm noises on my phone because I’ve started sleeping through all of them

An evening full of fabulousness as always @coherentcomedy.bsky.social 💕

Small chapel in Kent #NoContextCoherentComedy

BEAUTIFUL SOUTH/ INSULT COMBO WOOO #NoContextCoherentComedy

Feeds and brushes Hare #NoContextCoherentComedy

The enjoyment is coming out of my face #NoContextCoherentComedy ( #sorryHare)

Come up your drain hole #NoContextCoherentComedy

Where do you swim? #NoContextCoherentComedy

[operatic spice girls] #NoContextCoherentComedy

Oars of experience #NoContextCoherentComedy

B flat major #NoContextCoherentComedy

Fish tits #NoContextCoherentComedy

We don’t do tanks #NoContextCoherentComedy

[Chris spits out drink again] #NoContextCoherentComedy

There’s a lot of vibrating coming from downstairs #NoContextCoherentComedy

Nerd box #NoContextCoherentComedy

This has donkey kong!! #NoContextCoherentComedy

24 carrots #NoContextCoherentComedy

50% ice cream, 50% Clarityn #NoContextCoherentComedy

[four person visual gag ending In hare getting slapped in the face] #NoContextCoherentComedy

A lot of oral #NoContextCoherentComedy

It’s my blue badge they’re after ;) #NoContextCoherentComedy

Ambushed you for a third #NoContextCoherentComedy

[Chris spits out drink](I think) #NoContextCoherentComedy

I’ll get the brandy butter #NoContextCoherentComedy

Does it come with batteries? #NoContextCoherentComedy

It’s stuck up the chomney #NoContextCoherentComedy

- because they’re all gay! #NoContextCoherentComedy