We (Hayley Ellis and I) went to see the incredible funny Seann Walsh last night in Liverpool. He was absolutely brilliant. And we all got the belly laughs we needed. His tour is ongoing and well worth your time and money. Dates on Seann’s website. www.seannwalsh.com

This, by the brilliant John Robins, is at times heartbreaking, hilarious, always beautifully written and very John. Big recommend.

Thank you for all of your birthday wishes yesterday. I had such a lovely day. This and naps in the garden were the best parts.

This is what 51 looks like. Happy birthday to me.

I was very lucky to see Gary Delaney’s (husband, very funny comedian) new show in Sale last Friday. Brilliant joke after brilliant joke. Laughed so hard. Big recommend if you need a good belly laugh. Tour is ongoing and listed on Gary’s website. garydelaney.com

Everyone: How are you killing your time now you’re not on tour, Sarah? Me: Welcome to my new hobby.

Photo by Sheldon Ang at Perth RAC Arena. Graphics by Gary Williams

My ‘Who Do You Think You Are’ from 2013 is on the channel ‘REALLY’ at 10pm tonight if you have that and fancy watching. It was an incredible experience. Even if the time I cried the most was in a fitting room when they couldn’t find salopettes to fit me 🤣. They also cut out A LOT of beaver jokes.

Very happy to report that I am now the sort of person who owns one of these. #lego

Wonderful lunch with the glorious @jocaulfield.bsky.social yesterday. She’s touring around Scotland in August. You should definitely go if she’s coming to a place near you. She’s one of the best comedians working today.

How many times is too many times?

My Late Bloomer Boaster Poster (term coined by Gary Delaney) has arrived! Made by Matt Crockett and framed by The Framing Shop in Hale, both experts in their field. I love it. Available on Channel 4 or Netflix (depending on where you live) now.

Peonies and a new bra and I feel BRAND NEW. Swipe for bra photo.

Good way to start a week. Cups of tea in the garden.

Terrible photo of a wonderful night at the Manchester Apollo to see the masterful John Mulaney in action. It was an absolute masterclass in stand up comedy. Also thoroughly enjoyed his support acts Mandal and Andrea Jin. A much needed night of belly laughs. God, it’s good for you, isn’t it?

Reminder that my latest stand up show Late Bloomer is on Netflix (not UK) and Channel 4 (UK). Dress by Zuri. Photo by Matt Crockett. Graphics by Gary Williams.

Just looking for photos for my Only Fans profile pic.

Thank you for all the lovely messages about Late Bloomer tonight. If you missed it, it’s on Channel4 catch up or Netflix if you’re outside the UK and Ireland x

Late Bloomer is on Channel 4seven tonight at 9pm if you’re in the UK or Ireland. If you’re anywhere else, it’s on Netflix. Hope you enjoy it.

Tomorrow night. Channel 4seven if you have it. My latest stand up special Late Bloomer. Really hope you like it. Photo by Matt Crockett

Reminder that my stand up show is on Netflix around the world. Unless you’re in the UK and Ireland, where you can find it on Channel 4 on Demand. Thanks to everyone who’s watched it so far! Poster photo by Matt Crockett Photo of me and my friends in Times Square by me.

It’s worth watching to the end. I went to New York to see my Netflix billboard in Times Square. I’m shy & anxious & British & it was a thrilling and mortifying experience. Thank you Netflix. You can watch Late Bloomer on Netflix or in the UK & Ireland, on Ch4 on Demand. Poster by Matt Crockett.

Thank you so much for watching Late Bloomer and for all of your lovely messages. I’m glad I made you laugh. If you missed it, you can watch it on demand. And if you live outside of the UK and Ireland, you can watch it on Netflix. Thanks! Ps. For anyone wondering, my dress is from Zuri!

A little reminder that my latest Stand Up Special, Late Bloomer is on Channel 4 at 9pm tonight. It will appear On Demand after that as well. I really hope it makes you laugh. Thanks for watching! If you live outside of the UK and Ireland, you can watch it on Netflix now!

People of the UK and Ireland! Late Bloomer, my latest Stand Up Special is on Channel 4 tonight at 9pm and will also be on demand after that. I really hope it makes you laugh. Please share with folk who might like it. Thanks!

Need something to laugh at? Laugh at me! My latest stand up special Late Bloomer is on Netflix worldwide* now. *except UK and Ireland where it is on Channel 4 at 9pm on Sunday 5th. And if you’ve already watched it, THANK YOU!!! Photo by Matt Crockett

UK and Ireland! My latest stand up special Late Bloomer has its UK and Ireland premiere tomorrow night on Channel 4 at 9pm & will be available on their catch up service afterwards. Really hope you enjoy it! If you live outside of the UK & Ire, you can watch it on Netflix now. Photo by Matt Crockett

I watched 3 rotations. First one I filmed, second I FaceTimed my husband and 3rd was for photos.

Of course I came to Times Square to look at my massive billboard. But I am still anxious and a bit shy and don’t like drawing attention to myself. Watch how it went. Then watch Late Bloomer on Netflix. Please and Thank you. She may have bloomed late but she bloomed well.

Just a massive thank you to everyone who has watched my stand up Special, Late Bloomer, on Netflix so far. Such gorgeous messages from you too. Reminder that it’s available now & if you’re in the UK or Ireland, you can watch it on Channel 4 this Sun at 9pm. Thanks for watching. Thanks for messages.

Late Bloomer, my latest stand up special, is on Netflix worldwide* NOW! *except UK and Ireland - channel 4 on Sunday at 9pm for you guys.

Sure she might have her latest stand up special, Late Bloomer, dropping on Netflix worldwide* tomorrow (midnight tonight PT) but today she is picking up tiny dog poos like everyone else. Excuse the chewed skin around the nails. Nerves are frayed. *except UK & Ire. Ch4 this Sun at 9pm

My show, Control Enthusiast, is on 4seven tonight at 10:20pm should you have that channel and fancy a laugh.

THIS SUNDAY! You can watch my latest show Late Bloomer on Channel 4 at 9pm on Sunday 5th April. Hold some Easter Egg back if you celebrate it. Can’t wait for you all to see it. And yes, I’m in a bathroom in this photo. The light is really good in there. Who’s planning on watching it?

Sunday. ❤️

Reminder that my latest Special, Late Bloomer, drops worldwide* on Netflix on April 1. This is not a drill. This is also not an April Fool. Tell everyone. *except UK & Irel. For you, it’s on Channel 4 at 9pm on 5th April. Photo by Matt Crockett Hair & make up by Francesca Jordan Dress by Zuri

Thanks for watching Control Enthusiast. So glad you enjoyed it. My latest show, Late Bloomer, is on Channel 4 on Sunday 5th April at 9pm and if you’re outside UK and Ireland, you can watch it on Netflix from April 1st.

Just realised my show, Control Enthusiast started on Channel 4 tonight at 11:05pm so if you have ch4 + 1 you could watch it at 12:05!

And now, LA. Mad. If you live anywhere near or drive past or happen upon the billboard at 8739 Sunset BLVD, LA 90069, selfie yourself in front of this pic and tag me in please. Late Bloomer is on Netflix worldwide* from April 1 *except UK and Ireland - Channel 4 screening on 5th April at 9pm

Huge News! For those of you in the UK and Ireland! Bloody thrilled to announce that my stand up show, Late Bloomer will be shown on Channel 4, on Sunday 5th April at 9pm. If you celebrate Easter Sunday, get your chocolate ready. Watch it live and then it’ll be available to stream at Channel4.com

I’m on a billboard in TIMES BLOODY SQUARE.If you see it & can take a selfie of yourself in front of it, please tag me in it. It looks to be on the corner of W46th and Broadway. Not the massive corner one, the next one to it. Late Bloomer on Netflix (not UK and IRE - news coming soon) from April 1st.

I am going to be mentioning this a lot. Thrilled that my show, Late Bloomer, will be on Netflix worldwide* from April 1st. I hope it makes you laugh. Please share this if you’re able. It really helps. Thank you. 💚💛 *except UK and Ireland - news coming soon. Photo by Matt Crockett. Dress by Zuri

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Huge news! Utterly thrilled to announced that my latest stand up special Late Bloomer will be on Netflix worldwide* on April 1st. Beyond thrilled. Please tell your friends, family, neighbours, dogs and cats that like laughing. Horses? Horses. Everyone. *Except UK and Ireland - news coming soon

Hugs to those who find Mother's Day a struggle. Whether you don't get on, she's no longer here, you can't be with her or whatever your story, I'm sending love xxx

Happy International Women’s Day. Have a listen to @standardissueuk.bsky.social

Update: So I had crisps to tide me over then a big dinner (tea). Currently got my eye on some tea cakes for supper.

So many smart people on here. Normally 8/9 so could have a late lunch now.

Oooh good idea

I don’t drink. Pop time?