Update: So I had crisps to tide me over then a big dinner (tea). Currently got my eye on some tea cakes for supper.

So many smart people on here. Normally 8/9 so could have a late lunch now.

Oooh good idea

I don’t drink. Pop time?

Oh is Norfolk like the North then?

If I haven’t had lunch yet, should I just wait and have dinner? (For Northerners: if I haven’t had my dinner yet, should I just wait and have tea?)

20 years ago I saw the exceptional Maria Bamford on my day off at the Edinburgh Fringe and loved her. Yesterday, I was lucky enough to see her again at the Soho Theatre in Walthamstow and was again blown away. Add to that my brilliant friend Felicity Ward was supporting. Sheesh. Lucky me.

Reminder that I have a new stand up special out to stream and download (and even buy on DVD). It’s called Late Bloomer and it’s available via my website. sarahmillican.co.uk

So it wasn’t Pancake Day yesterday then? Well, it was in our house.

Reminder that I have 7 Stand up specials available. They’re all either on my YouTube channel or on my website. Just in case you need a laugh. How many have you seen?

2 weeks ago, I was lucky enough to go to Antelope Island in Utah.The scenery is breathtaking. The wildlife is simply stunning. While we were there we saw bison, a jackrabbit, mule deer, possibly a coyote and this, only a bloody bald eagle. Second photo is my face when I realised it was a bald eagle.

Just had a wonderful trip to Utah with my friend Kate to watch excellent films at Sundance and look at glorious birds. Never had so many compliments as I did on my Lesley Evers strawberry sweater. Always good to be home but what a trip.

Brilliant day with Standard Issue podcast gang yesterday, L-R Hannah Dunleavy, Jennifer Offord and Mickey Noonan. Fabulous meal and delightful show, my Neighbour Totoro. Ace belated Christmas do. Give the podcast a listen. It’s brilliant.

I love David Shrigley & this print, an end of tour present from my friend Kate, sums up my current mood perfectly. After 4.5 years on tour, waking up in my own bed, cooking, bird feeders and seeing my boys every day is a welcome shift in focus and this blue elephant is glad of a sit down.

Reminder that my brand new Stand up special Late Bloomer is available to stream, download and on DVD right now. Via my website. It’s full of extras including the song written for the show and about the show by Andy Robinson that played as you left the theatre. Oh yes and I wilt spinach now.

3rd tea and 1st water. Classic.

Here, have a terrible photo of a wonderful long tailed tit I met in our garden yesterday.

Very happy to be an answer on last night’s House Of Games. Thank you Humphrey Ker for getting it right!

I think this bird works in IKEA.

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I highly recommend doing a herb and spice clear out at the start of the year as it means when you’re looking for the tiny best before date, you only need to see if it’s 25 or less. Here are yesterday’s casualties.

Reminder that my new Special Late Bloomer available internationally to download & stream RIGHT NOW. It’s also available on DVD should you like tangible stuff. Did you see the show live & want to relive it? Did you miss it live & want to watch it? Do you just need a good laugh? sarahmillican.co.uk

That makes sense

It is weird isn’t it?

Yes of course

Hey guys, just found this in the kitchen. No-one knows what it’s called so I’ve named it a ‘non-chocolate orange’. It tastes pretty good and I don’t feel sick if I eat a whole one. Check your kitchen, you might have one too.

Look how much we’ve raised for the Samaritans over the last 3 tours. Massive thanks to my wonderful audiences for this. Some of you will have donated on all 3 tours. I can’t thank you enough.Also, huge thanks to the Samaritans for always turning up & for all they do to help the people who need them.

Happy New Year, everyone.

My brand new Special, Late Bloomer, will be available to stream and download via my website TOMORROW and you can pre-order it now! Stream and Download from watch.sarahmillican.co.uk Buy the DVD and exclusive Late Bloomer merch from shop.sarahmillican.co.uk

Thanks to all of you who’ve been to see Late Bloomer since the tour started in 2023. There are 3 shows left - 2 in Kendal & 1 in Stockholm. You can rewatch the show, or watch it for the first time if you missed it, on Dec 15th! Pre-order the Special right now on DVD or download. sarahmillican.co.uk

My new Special Late Bloomer is out on Dec 15th and is available for pre-order now! watch.sarahmillican.co.uk

Pre-order my new Special, Late Bloomer, NOW! watch.sarahmillican.co.uk Also available on DVD here hmv.com/store/film-t... Out on 15th Dec!

San Francisco! The Masonic have just released tickets for my show this Sunday (2nd Nov). Grab them here sarahmillican.co.uk/late-bloomer...

Seattle! And Portland (OR) ! There are now a few tickets available for these shows starting tonight: Tonight - Seattle - 6 tickets Tomorrow - Portland - 2 tickets Thursday - Seattle - 2 tickets Go to my website. sarahmillican.co.uk/late-bloomer...

My first gig in Utah and it'll take some beating. Thank you to @sarahmillican.bsky.social's rocking audience, which included the lovely duo of Tan France and his husband Rob. My headline shows at Wiseguys are Jan 9 and 10. www.wiseguyscomedy.com/utah/salt-la...

Denver!! TONIGHT! Some restricted view tickets have just been released via my website. Show starts at 8pm. Come along! sarahmillican.co.uk/late-bloomer...

St Louis you were great! Thanks @sarahmillican.bsky.social for having me open! I’ll be back at Helium Jan 14 st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/339146

So fun, thanks Milwaukee!

Late Bloomer show 313. Fabulous crowd in Milwaukee tonight. Thanks for coming if you did. My ace support is Matt Kirshen and my podcast is Standard Issue (give it a listen) and the mugs are available via the USA shop page on my website. Mugs sarahmillican.usa.estoreplatform.com/en/usd

Late Bloomer show 312. Smashing crowd in Chicago tonight. Thanks for coming. My ace support is Matt Kirshen (grab a ticket for his Jan 13 show at Zanies). Huge thanks to our fab photographer Pedram Jahanian. My podcast is Standard Issue and the mugs are available via the USA shop page on my website

Late Bloomer show 311. Brilliant crowd in Chicago tonight. Thanks for coming. My ace support is Matt Kirshen (grab a ticket for his show at Zanies on Jan 13th), my podcast is Standard Issue and mugs are via the USA shop on my website. Back again tomorrow, a few tickets available (via my website).

Chicago! I’m doing shows in you tonight and tomorrow. Who’s coming? There are a few tickets available for each show. Grab them via my website. sarahmillican.co.uk/late-bloomer...

Late Bloomer show 310. Glorious crowd in Minneapolis tonight. Thanks for coming if you did. My ace support is Matt Kirshen, my podcast is Standard Issue (give it a listen) & the mugs are available via the USA shop on my website. spotify.link/aeK6E7mTwXb sarahmillican.usa.estoreplatform.com/en/usd

A story in three parts

Minneapolis! 3 tickets have been released for my show tomorrow and a further 16 for Tuesday. Grab them via my website. sarahmillican.co.uk/late-bloomer...

Minneapolis!! A few tickets have been released for my show at the Orpheum Theatre on 21st October. sarahmillican.co.uk/late-bloomer...

I chew the skin around my nails but never my nails. I’ve always felt like it’s not as bad as chewing your nails. But I’ve just realised it’s because I have shit teeth and I don’t trust that my teeth are harder than my nails.

Tickets released for Newcastle tomorrow!! 3rd last UK tour show of the Late Bloomer. Who’s coming to see me tomorrow at Newcastle City Hall? Previously sold out show now has 18 good seats available. Tickets via my website www.sarahmillican.co.uk

Thank you for watching Bobby Dazzler. Please join my mailing list to hear about any future releases. Http://www.sarahmillican.co.uk

If you need a laugh tonight…. If you have access to Channel 4, my last show (no, not the final one & no, not the current one I’m touring) is on television tonight at 10:35pm. If you don’t have access to that channel, you can watch the full show via my website (link in bio). Hope it makes you laugh.