Today, almost 3.5 million people in the UK are living with cancer, a figure that's growing steadily. We're pushing ourselves to raise £3000 for Macmillan Cancer Support, because no one should have to face cancer alone. Please read this ⬇️💚 mightyhikesfundraising.macmillan.org.uk/fundraising/...

The only thing worse than NO PRESENT is a HOMEMADE PRESENT. 🎁 🤦‍♀️

The only thing worse than NO PRESENT is a HOMEMADE PRESENT. 🎁 🤦‍♀️

It was a MASSIVE turnout. Almost as many as the amount who turned up to watch Chelsea and Manchester City play a game of football. Is the Kingdom saved now? 🤦‍♀️

The Shore #Leith 💚✌️

Leith being Leith. 💚✌️ #Leith

A couple of drinks 🍷 🥃 🍺 I hope everyone is happy 😊 Hope you have a great weekend 💚

Today, almost 3.5 million people in the UK are living with cancer, a figure that's growing steadily. We're pushing ourselves to raise £3000 for Macmillan Cancer Support, because no one should have to face cancer alone. Please read this ⬇️💚 mightyhikesfundraising.macmillan.org.uk/fundraising/...

“Obsessed with young skin…” 💚✌️

THIS WEEKEND …. ⬇️⬇️ FRIDAY 15th - Stitches Comedy Club in FAREHAM SATURDAY 16th - The Comedy Store in LONDON SUNDAY 17th - BUDE LITERARY FESTIVAL … Solo show + book event 🎫 wegottickets.com/event/691544

This is Jam. He said he was the highest jumping golden retriever in Ontario. May or may not have lied on his resume. Still 13/10 (IG: skythepupvlogger)

Best sandwich shop in #Edinburgh ‘Croccante & Co’ on Lynedoch Place 💚✌️

“ComedyUK is showcasing legends such as Victoria Wood, Tommy Cooper, Les Dawson, Dave Allen, Ken Dodd and Ronnie Barker, alongside contemporary acts such as Micky Flanagan, Tim Vine, Jo Caulfield, Angela Barnes and Andy Parsons.” www.comedy.co.uk/radio/news/8...

New portable speaker arrived this morning. First 3 songs I played: Spellbound - Siouxsie & Banshees Only Dreaming - Small Faces Good Fortune - PJ Harvey It sounds brilliant, very powerful! So… time for a new playlist … suggestions?

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⭐ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⭐ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⭐ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⭐ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⭐ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⭐ JSUT IN CSAE IT ECPASED YOU, I’M DIONG A MINI TUOR OF SOCTLNAD, STATRNIG ON AUGSUT 6th AT KLIMRANCOK. TELL YUOR FRNIEDS OR DARG THEM AOLNG ANYWAY, TEHY’LL DEIFINTLEY TAHNK YOU AFTERWARDS! 🎤 GERAT COEDMY FOR GOOD POELPE! 💙✌️

Which host nation do you want to see doing best at World Cup 2026…? A) Canada B) Mexico C) USA

Hi, thanks everyone out there. I’ve just hit 35k followers, meaning you lot enjoy standup comedy, Spain, David Bowie, photos of Leith and anti-REFORM rants. Let’s do lunch. ✌️💚

How about a criminal investigation and a permanent ban from public life for taking bribes and lying to the electorate? A wrist slap for breaching a code, a suspension and by-election is more prize than punishment for tantrum-prone Farage who’s barely an MP anyway. observer.co.uk/news/politic...

Camden canal #London 💚✌️

Dave Vickers, he’s been running Banana Cabaret at The Bedford for over 40 years. He’s retiring at the end of May. A fantastic comedy club. 👏👏👏👏 Last night Roger Monkhouse and Mark Thomas (and ME!) came back to play it one more time and say thank you. 💚✌️

Last night at @thecomedystore.co.uk with the wonderful Lou Conrad 💚✌️

From @jocaulfield.bsky.social on Insta

Love this street #London 💚✌️

My favourite breakfast cafe in #London … ‘Sweet’ on Exmouth Market. 💚✌️

Old Skool pet shop. Talking parrots and monkeys. What could possibly go wrong? 🤷‍♀️

Heading down to London. Six gigs in 3 days. Hoping to take in the new David Bowie exhibition. Anybody seen it?

Hello all - this August I’m taking my ‘Bad Mood Rising’ show an a tour of small-ish Scottish towns that often get bypassed on tour schedules. Any shares would be hugely appreciated. Thank you all! 💚

“Evening officer…” 👮

Morning stroll around #Leith If you ever visit #Edinburgh make sure you come down to The Shore. 💚✌️

The sitcom spinoff from ‘Jaws’ wasn’t very good. Only lasted one season. But I did like the episode where the shark and Quint were on a break.

Hello all - I'd be tremendously grateful if you could help spread the word about a small Scottish tour I’m doing. I’m taking my ‘Bad Mood Rising’ show to small-ish Scottish towns that often get bypassed on tour schedules. Any shares would be hugely appreciated. Thank you so much!

I think I’m safe…. 🤦‍♀️

Someone out there decided it would be a good idea to put a German Shepherd in charge of babysitting a bunch of Doberman puppies and they were 100% correct

Hello all - I'd be tremendously grateful if you could help spread the word about a small Scottish tour I’m doing. I’m taking my ‘Bad Mood Rising’ show to small-ish Scottish towns that often get bypassed on tour schedules. Any shares would be hugely appreciated. Thank you so much!

I will be asking “How do you deal with text scams?” this Sunday and Monday at… Sunday 3rd May Didsbury Comedy Club + Heatons Comedy Club, Stockport Monday 4th May Theatr Clwyd, Mold 7.30pm Come along. Sit in the front row. Fold your arms. Scowl. 💚✌️

What a lovely day in Manchester. Lunch with @sarahmillican.bsky.social … then 2 shows at Frog & Bucket 💚💚 👏👏👏👏👏

Red brick heaven. #Manchester 💚

THIS WEEKEND … ✌️ Friday 1st May Frog & Bucket, Manchester + Chorlton Comedy Club, Manchester Saturday 2nd May Frog & Bucket, Manchester 4.00pm + 8.00pm Sunday 3rd May Didsbury Comedy Club + Heatons Comedy Club, Stockport Monday 4th May Theatr Clwyd, Mold 7.30pm

Morning stroll around The Shore at #Leith before catching train to Manchester 💚✌️

President Trump has cancelled all further assassination attempts scheduled for this week as a mark of respect for the visiting King Charles.

…and, with a flourish, the man said, “They’re called The Aristocrats.”

this photo of kid rock giving a speech at the pentagon about the strait of hormuz has really solidified in my mind that the united states is the least intelligent place on earth.

Edinburgh looking very gothic.

Beautiful bright day in #Leith but still need to wear a warm jacket. My little garden. 💚💚

1) Ayr - looking like a painting. 2) Looking across to Isle of Arran. 3) Tonight’s venue. 💚✌️

Most people said ‘keep it’. I showed him your replies. He’s keeping it. 👏👏👏✌️

Husband got this at Clash gig in 79/80. He went backstage & got all 4 of them to sign it. He’s just been offered £200 for it. I think he should keep it. What you think?

Firemen packing up their equipment, after dealing with a household fire in my street. 🔥

Barlow or The Dogg?