Birth. School. Work. Death. If Harry Redknapp fronted a R’n’R band ✌️

Favourite bar … and then The Godfathers. ✌️

How many people are in a debating society? 20? 80?? 300??? Withdrawing funding from the entire university would punish thousands of students and destroy hundreds of jobs. Reform are everything that is bad about this country. 🤦‍♀️ A vote for Reform is a vote for Stupidity.

Nice bar - The Betsey Trotwood. Definitely worth visiting. Nice food. 🍺🍷

Another fantastic weekend in #London Sold out shows. Great bars, great restaurants. Italian food, then 🍺🍷✌️

One of my favourite 2nd hand bookshops in #London … corner of Marchmont St and Brunswick Centre. 💚✌️

New data shows AI bots pushing deeper into the web, prompting publishers to roll out more aggressive defenses. www.wired.com/story/ai-bot...

Lot of Bluesky seems to be ⬇️⬇️ I took a look at last 25 people who followed me. I’m not convinced they exist. 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️ What is the point of that?

One of the most picturesque bars in #Edinburgh 💚✌️

February already. 🤷‍♀️ This month I’ll be doing shows in… London Portobello Portsmouth Sheffield Eastbourne Farnham Gosport Glasgow Winchester All details on my website: jocaulfield.com

Got to love Leith. 💚 #Leith

I have several questions. 🤦‍♀️

Read this thread if you need reasons to believe in humanity again. I know I sure did. 🥹

Down an alleyway. Hidden away. Nice bar. #London 💚✌️

Heading out for drinks #London 💚✌️🍺🍷

Looking for brunch/lunch in #London ? I always head for Exmouth market. Great choices. And now it’s clearing up, going to sit outside and do some people watching. 👀 ✌️

Soundcheck #Cardiff

Lovely time catching up with Davey Johns. So much respect for a man who follows up on a good idea. His Shawshank Redemption play is now touring the world. Sold out show, standing ovation. 👏👏👏👏👏

Radio 4 Stand Up recording last night. Me, Alana Jackson, Christopher Macarthur-Boyd, Angela Barnes, Ayo Adenekan and Stuart McPherson. Not sure when it’ll be broadcast?

Wow. That Trump really is a prize-fucking-idiot. Every time I think he can’t get any worse, he opens his mouth. I’m genuinely embarrassed for the *good* American people. 🤦‍♀️

“The boardwalk is there still, the faint smell of patchouli oil wafting among the Venice Beach T-shirt vendors and sidewalk entertainers, waiting for the return of the Lizard King.”

Evening officer. ✌️

💥 WEDNESDAY 21st JANUARY 💥 Radio Recording @ Monkey Barrel Comedy Club, #Edinburgh Radio 4's flagship stand-up series ‘Live from the UK’, with Jo Caulfield. Tickets/Info: www.bbc.co.uk/showsandtour...

If you do not give me a Peace prize, I will declare war. 🤦‍♀️

Looking forward to this next weekend. Recording my ‘Bad Mood Rising’ show for GoFasterStripe.com Not been to Cardiff for a long, long time. I remember there was a good independent record shop near the centre/castle? Might search it out. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿✌️

Finished ‘His & Hers’ last night. Definitely worth watching. It’s on Netflix. I didn’t see that ending coming. 🤷‍♀️

St Valentines Day Massacre 💚💥🥊 💥❤️‍🔥💥❤️‍🔥💥❤️‍🔥💥❤️‍🔥💥❤️‍🔥 Friday 13th February 💥❤️‍🔥💥❤️‍🔥💥❤️‍🔥💥❤️‍🔥💥❤️‍🔥 Only 6 tickets left #Leith #Edinburgh #Portobello 💥❤️‍🔥💥❤️‍🔥💥❤️‍🔥💥❤️‍🔥💥❤️‍🔥 www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/the-portob...

Such a beautiful song. Truly heartbreaking. 💔 m.youtube.com/watch?v=-c_M...

Get yourselves checked ladies 💕

What more do you need to know about Reform UK?? Seriously, what more do you need to know before you realise they are a bunch of self serving grifters? THIS man took money, he was NOT entitled to, from YOU to heat his horse stables! Have you forgotten that? He is a complete cvnt.

Here’s a clip of me playing drums in a Rockabilly band way, way, WAY back in time. 🥁 💚

Nigel Farage was not included on Time magazine’s list of 100 most influential people. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Set #1 for tonight’s Rattus gig. The folks of Derby are in for a treat (as are the band - such fun playing this material).

Husband just asked Grok to do a photo of me fully clothed and wearing a mask. WTF?

Best 11.45 bus stop view ✌️

Really looking forward to this! It’s my ‘St Valentine’s Day Massacre’ special ❤️‍🔥🤍💚 … great venue, cheap booze, three comedians … what more do you want? #Porty #Leith #Edinburgh

The frozen Water of Leith earlier today. #Leith #Edinburgh 💚

Recording my new comedy special ‘Bad Mood Rising’ this January in #Cardiff Saturday 24 Jan at The Canopi Info/Tickets: gfsboxoffice.com/event.php?id... “Love, life, and all the things in between — with jokes that leave the whole room in stitches.”

Portobello beach earlier today 💚✌️

Big game tomorrow in Scotland … the Old Firm: Celtic v Rangers. Good time to post this, my Celtic/Rangers joke. Recorded at Blackfriars in Glasgow … you can see the audience getting nervous. ✌️

How last night ended… 💚✌️

Not even quarter past midnight and I’ve already broken 4 of my New Year Resolutions and 3 of the 10 Commandments.

Happy New Year when it comes 💚✌️

Backstage glamour …

2026 Prediction: Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. 🍷🥃🍺💚💃🏼🙂👍✅🥂🍸🍹💥🥊

In #Newcastle again tonight. Love this city. 🖤🤍 I’ll be selling copies of my book after the show. It would make a great ‘late 2025 Xmas’ present or a fantastic ‘early 2026 Xmas’ present. 🎁 🎄

Got sent these photos. I was hosting the World Communication Awards. And I got to wear my NEW dress!! ✌️💚👏👏👏