Don’t know if I should watch Celebrity Escape to The Country, Celebrity Antiques Road Trip, Celebrity Backstreet Abortion or The Chase Celebrity Christmas Special? 🤷‍♀️

Top tip: if you’re a hardnosed executive-type woman in a Hallmark Christmas movie, try designing/planning your festive range in June so you’re not fielding top level executive phone calls on Christmas Eve.

Happy Birthday Keith Richards. He would have been 114 years old if he was still alive today. 🎉 🥳 💚

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Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.

Battersea Park … free to everyone. 💚✌️

I put this on Instagram couple of weeks ago. Forgot to put it up here. Wasn’t able to add music for some strange reason? 💚 🎄 🎁

💚 London. 🎄

Nothing surprises me anymore 🤦‍♀️

Done. That’s 10. ✌️

Next 10 people who say Hello, I’m going to follow. Want to hear different voices. Different opinions. Different cat videos. Different recipes. Different music in another kitchen. ✌️

Walk in the park. 🤦‍♀️

❤️ #London

Love it. ❤️ Lou Reed, Iggy Pop and David Bowie. Singer Street, opposite Old Street tube station. 👏👏👏👏❤️💚

I’m doing my Christmas shopping online this year. You’re all getting porn.

Today’s office … with Russell Kane and Simon Brodkin #LondonComedyLunch 💚✌️

Viddy well, droogs. ✌️

🔥Saturday 24th January 2026🔥 I’m recording my ‘Bad Mood Rising’ show in #Cardiff Tickets are only £5 … available here ⬇️ gfsboxoffice.com What a great Xmas present 🎁 🎄 This is a special gig for me because I was born in #Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💚✌️

It’s that same old story … Boy meets girl Girl meets wheelbarrow Girl leaves boy for wheelbarrow We’ve all been there. 🤷‍♀️

The tree is UP, mofos. ✌️

How do you compare to other couples? 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Kings Cross, London 6.00 pm …

Hotel view ☀️ 🇪🇸 😉 #Malaga Leaving today 🤦‍♀️🥲

If you visit #Malaga THIS tapas bar is excellent. Highly recommended. 💚✌️🇪🇸

My happy place. 💚 A department store in #Malaga. Panettones, Olives, Pistachio cakes, triple chocolate chunk biscuits, crepes in a jar! This is better than ANY museum or art gallery. I’ve taken 26 photos. ✌️

Finally! A museum I can spend more than 10 minutes in.

WTF?! All these flags telling you it’s safe to go swimming in this area but NO Union Jacks! What’s going on here? Traitors! Can’t believe Dick Tice & Yaxley aren’t here protesting. #Malaga

One Person Found This Helpful is back for series 3! Frank Skinner returns with another all star panel - so for knitted beans, sad spitfires, and very attractive family pets, check out episode one on @bbcsounds now...

View from hotel + beach walk #Malaga ☀️

ME: “Ok Dragons, it’s a plastic cigarette lighter in the shape of a cock, with Malaga written on it.” Peter Jones: “I’ll give you all the money.” #DragonsDen

Earlier this evening I was on a flight. When the plane landed in Malaga all the passengers broke out in a round of applause. That was really nice because I didn’t think they recognised me. 💚✌️

Mark Laff, James Stevenson, Elizabeth Westwood and Steve Norman from the fantastic XGENERATIONX ✌️

Last night at Voodoo Rooms, Edinburgh … met Steve Norman from Spandau Ballet. Young me wouldn’t believe it. What a genuinely lovely bloke. 💚✌️

Sometimes you bump into JoJo Sutherland and the evening takes a turn…

Keepin’ it real #Leith

Edinburgh bars. 💚 Can anyone name them?

This is on BBC 1 this FRIDAY at 12.15 If you’d like to make a donation to BBC Children In Need ⬇️ donate.bbcchildreninneed.co.uk/bargainhunt

Did this ⬇️⬇️ … now on train home for evening in my local pub. 🍷🥃🍺

Phew. That was close. Husband almost bought a waistcoat. Don’t worry, I got there in time and took away his credit card. 🤦‍♀️

My local bar is having a Storytelling evening on Tuesday. Friend has asked me to host it. Absolutely! 🍷🥃🍺 It’s a great bar. ‘The Bowlers Rest’ #Leith www.leithcomedyfest.com/event-detail...

Location Location Location … ✌️

Love walking around #Leith Always find something new. 💚✌️

Posh shoe shop on Ebury Street in #London … fantastic Christmas decorations. Who doesn’t like polar bears 🐻‍❄️?

Wow! Just discovered a high-quality recording of Kraftwerk performing Autobahn live on the Midnight Special in 1975. Watch it here 🚘📺▶️ youtu.be/UYi30uTkYHU?...

My local bar is having a storytelling evening. It’s a great bar so I’m going to host their first show. What could possibly go wrong? #Leith #Edinburgh www.leithcomedyfest.com/event-detail...

“…is falling down, falling down” 🎼

Odd one out.

The Southgate Tube escalators really are beautiful. Designed by Charles Horden in 1933. Yes, I stopped and read the plaque.