My local bar is having a storytelling evening. It’s a great bar so I’m going to host their first show. What could possibly go wrong? #Leith #Edinburgh www.leithcomedyfest.com/event-detail...

“…is falling down, falling down” 🎼

Odd one out.

The Southgate Tube escalators really are beautiful. Designed by Charles Horden in 1933. Yes, I stopped and read the plaque.

The question wasn’t clear enough. 🤷‍♀️

“We had the best time in London” 💚✌️

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For anyone boycotting M&S food hall today, can you also boycott the carpark opposite M&S between 4pm and 4.30pm please. Thanks in advance.

Classic … when I was 10 years old. Oh sod off.

Psychedelic Furs 👏👏👏👏

I’m at @thecomedystore.co.uk LONDON this THURSDAY, FRIDAY and SATURDAY (2 shows). Tickets: london.thecomedystore.co.uk

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City Hall, Newcastle … great venue 👏👏👏👏👏

Last night in #Newcastle 💚✌️

Tonight’s venue … Manchester Opera House, supporting the wonderful Nina Coni. 👏👏👏👏👏

Gotta love Patti. 💚💚

Patti Smith with Johnny Depp Me with Tommy Trinder. You lucky people, you.

#Top10SongsOnMyiPod Day 10 … Patti Smith - Frederick 💚🎶🎵 I’m going to see Patti Smith TONIGHT!! m.youtube.com/watch?v=a-be...

I couldn’t resist it. ✌️

Audience being rude on my birthday 🤷‍♀️

#Top10SongsOnMyiPod Day 9 … Jean Knight - Mr Big Stuff 💚🎶🎵 m.youtube.com/watch?v=9f4C...

Women improving men…

I deserve a medal. 🥇 🤦‍♀️ Never doing that again.

Odd one out on the group 🤷‍♀️

#Top10SongsOnMyiPod Day 8 … Janet Kay - Silly Games 💚🎶🎵 m.youtube.com/watch?v=qCVR...

#Top10SongsOnMyiPod Day 7 … The Doors - Touch Me 💚🎶🎵 m.youtube.com/watch?v=eE0-...

Matera … end of the walk. Where James Bond ‘No Time To Die’ was filmed 🤷‍♀️

Walking the Matera Camino in Puglia. Bari to Matera. Story so far … 40mph winds and chased by dogs. And best food I have ever eaten. 💚

#Top10SongsOnMyiPod Day 6 … Kirsty MacColl - A New England 💚🎶🎵 m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnzp...

#Top10SongsOnMyiPod Day 5 … Joan Jett - Love Is All Around (Mary Tyler Moore theme) 💚🎶🎵 m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vlqu...

#Top10SongsOnMyiPod Day 4 … The Stranglers - Always The Sun 💚🎶🎵 m.youtube.com/watch?v=HcnN...

#Top10SongsOnMyiPod Day 3 … Naz - Hip Hop Is Dead 💚🎶🎵 m.youtube.com/watch?v=kAKx...

And so it begins … Bari to Matera.

#Top10SongsOnMyiPod Day 2 … The Cramps - Primitive 💚🎶🎵 m.youtube.com/watch?v=-Crm...

#Top10SongsOnMyiPod Day 1 … Siouxsie & The Banshees - Dear Prudence 💚🎶🎵 m.youtube.com/watch?v=M6rr...

NEW “The Comedy Store Live” podcast … listen now on Spotify. “The stand-up comedy podcast that brings you the best & most sought-after acts from the UK comedy scene, recorded at @thecomedystore.co.uk … Featuring Jo Caulfield, Dinesh Nathan and Scott Bennett”

This mornings walk. Looking at #Leith from Arthur’s Seat, #Edinburgh … if you zoom in you’ll see the Hibs stadium, the Banana flats and the docks. 💚🤍

Upcoming gigs… GLASGOW MANCHESTER LONDON GUILDFORD SOUTHAMPTON NEWCASTLE Full details on website: jocaulfield.com/live/

Everyone needs a hobby. 🤷‍♀️

SATURDAY — DUNBAR SUNDAY — DUNFERMLINE 💚✌️

An Art Conservator Restores a Painting of the Doomed Party Girl Isabella de’ Medici: See the Before and After

Found the same graffiti art 🇪🇸 💚✌️

Did you go to the museum? No. Did you go to the art gallery? No. What did you do? I went to a department store and wondered around the food hall.

This Tommy Robinson rally fills me with horror and despair.

Did my first *big* walk today (since spraining calf) = 45 min to cover 3.4 km. 🤦‍♀️ That’s bad. Tomorrow = aiming for full hour.

Deserted beach 🇪🇸 ☀️💚✌️ #malaga

My favourite tapas bar in Malaga. Been here 4 or 5 times in last 18 months. Well worth visiting 💚✌️

Stunning cartoon. 👏👏👏

🇪🇸 ☀️ I could live here, no problem.