What's the matter babe? You've barely touched the consequences of your own actions.

I get a ridiculous smile the further Russell Tovey Fucke a Fysh spreads, even in alt text.

absolute bargain if any of yous have a use for 7,949,020,598 wasps

I don't really post anymore, but I would like to carry on writing books at some point in the future. Hate to be annoying, but any chance you could retweet so old twitter followers can find me if they want to? Going to delete my twitter, or at least abandon it on lock and let it die a slow death.

Anytime I see B*nnie Bl*e pop up on my feeds through interview clips and news pics, She always seems to be dead behind the eyes and really just sad looking. It seems to be the case with most edgelord performers of that kind tbh.

This is your annual reminder that the Time Person of the Year award is NOT meant as an endorsement, for example they gave the award to Adolf Hitler in 1938, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1942, and 1943 (when the magazine was renamed Hitler Monthly)

[Three spirits arriving at Graham Linehan's flat on Christmas Eve, taking one look at the state of the place and deciding not to bother]

"Says here your Twitter bio used to be "CEO of being horny for Mads Mikkelsen."" That is correct, yes. "And you changed it, why?" To be more professional. "You are no longer the CEO, is that correct?" I still hold a sizable stake, thank you very much.

A fun Christmas breakfast is Baileys poured over Ferrero Rocher. I call it Executive Coco Pops.

Just finished watching The Crown. RIP to Princess Margaret. She was a real one and would have LOVED jagerbombs and vapes.

Lunchables are charcuterie boards for the prolertariat.

Javier Bardem? I Javier Know him...

Drag Queen game reviews: Tekken 8? Honey, Tekken.. ATE!

How do you get to the Carnegie Hall Spelling Bee? Parctice.

I think we should've pulled a 'Morbius' on Dana 2 months ago In that we should've all publicly said online that we would've voted for her if she ran to be Irish President again and then didn't vote for her. It would've been brilliant.

This is the 2 ways I geniunely drink my guinness at home. If I submitted these to the Guinness Community Facebook group, I'd be doxed and my house would be firebomed.

McVities Chocolate Digestives. For when you want a delicious biscuit but also have a bit of trouble pooping.

We got a Han Solo origin movie when really what we wanted was a tense political thriller centred on Jar Jar Binks' senate campaign.

All I'm saying is, it would be have a much more ridiculous, confusing and exciting show if it was called 'Dr Quinn: Holistic Medicine Woman'

I hope to start an X-Files themed cafe and call it David Du'coffee'ny's.

Ah Belmullet... We only remember you exist when you're noted on the news as the most affected by storms.

Nobody loves the guy at a house party with a guitar but they love me and my theremin.

I'm glad that most tuna is dolphin friendly myself, but what about people who are curious as to taste of dolphin? You just expect them to hunt their own dolphin to nibble on?

Maybe Fungie left because he finally realised he was in Kerry all along.

I answer most pub quiz movie section questions with "Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous" The success rate has been quite low. But I do it out of principle.

Headstuff used to be really cool and intersting with their podcast output, but with greediness every 2nd podcast is now "How Chicken fillet is your Mammy's immersion"

As part of Ireland's National Development Plan there should be more honest and transparent regional road signage: A good example of this is: 'You Are Now Entering County Laois. We're terribly sorry..'

Offaly. The Leitrim of Leinster.

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

Woke fonts, Woke fonts, You use woke fonts, You could be on Times New Roman, You big Calibri ponce

I know it's tough to get off the Spotify/Apple podcast listening eco system but you should consider AntennaPod for Android. Great wee pod finder and player AND has a wee 'wrapped' at the end of the year too. This all for free by kind developers who want to keep it free (donations are welcome though)

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine"

it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society

JimmyFallonAndParisHilton sellingNFTs.JPEG

i'd love to see the government acknowledge how many adults are stuck in homes with emotionally/physically abusive parents bc of the housing crisis. when we talk about adults living in box rooms there's very little recognition that these aren't all box rooms in homes with perfect family dynamics

Presumably the intention is to push on with the equally illegal plan to require government ID cards to use the internet, until 'interest groups' such as ourselves restrain the illegality. Anyway, keep supporting your local digital rights group!

The operator sneezes and accidentally kills someone.

these are so clearly only controlled by humans it’s astounding how much everyone gives elon musk for lying to everyone all the time about everything

I miss 15 years ago when incels were fringe online weirdos. Now we have celebrity neo-nazis telling Piers Morgan they've never known the touch of a woman.

Irish Recession Indicator: Dublin Comedy Clubs putting tickets up on Groupon.

Trailer voiceover: "Chad Michael Murray in.... A DILF For Christmas"

Jarlath Regan charging 30 quid for a Work In Progress show so you can watch him figure out 'How many Irish Mammies Does It Take To Immersion a Chicken Fillet Roll'

Yeah, I mean, it's crazy b/c it felt like people didn't even "not believe" it b/c there was so much proof, they just didn't care. They didn't want their "fun" ruined. But I'd like to remind those people that even his funniness wasn't real, he stole jokes from me while forbidding me to be on here.

“A very bad joke”, “embarrassing”, “patronising”, “dystopian”, and “tone deaf” are some of the words that have been used to describe a video from the Department of Housing advising people on moving back in with their parents. www.thejournal.ie/department-o...

I am fed up to fuck of seeing GenAI literally everywhere. It is exhausting. This shit drawing summarises my thoughts.

The prophecy spoke true. Not an iPod in sight yet the children yearn for the PSP.

Flash animation

2, one to threaten you with the wooden spoon and the other to tell you they'll suffer on with no light.