Joe Dillon
@joffocakes.bsky.social
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The same one from twitter only less so. Glasgow, Scotland.
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broccoli out scrumpin'
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9 months ago
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america is wild
about 4 hours ago
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Texas 2026 tacos count: 2 Beef piccadillo puffy taco and bean & cheese on a flour tortilla from Hery's Puffy Tacos.
about 10 hours ago
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love that slipknot song where he cant believe you can keep getting more breadsticks for free πΌ "Olive Gard, Olive Garden's insane!"
2 days ago
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such a nice day today I hate this
3 days ago
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Trained an AI on 180 episodes of the Golden Girls then asked it to make me some new episodes and this is what I got I'm screaming π€£
3 days ago
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yer da cut out every george & lynne from the paper
5 days ago
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juant ehin aff the van
6 days ago
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"You say: I am not free. But I have made a piece n Pasta 'n' Sauce (Cheese & Broccoli). Everyone understands that this illogical answer is an irrefutable proof of freedom." - Leo Tolstoy
8 days ago
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cutting my hair short to give me something recent to regret
8 days ago
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Loving Tomodachi Life so far.
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9 days ago
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accidentally navigated to the wrong subfolder one (1) time a few months ago so now it is the top of browser autocomplete suggestions forever
10 days ago
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Gregory The A'ight
11 days ago
Released an hour ago. Massive Attack and Tom Waites, "Boots On the Ground." And it is... powerful.
youtu.be/L-57FrioeuE?...
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Massive Attack, Tom Waits - Boots on the Ground
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https://youtu.be/L-57FrioeuE?si=ISPU44sAL5ksKQGi
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withhold you respect, i disagree.
11 days ago
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*clears throat, leans into mic* "yer maw."
add a skeleton here at some point
11 days ago
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my toxic trait is that i still really enjoy series 3 & 4 of arrested development
11 days ago
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sometimes the nintendo music app serves up those honkin kirby songs with lyrics and you nearly turn it aff but then some mario kart saxophone track kicks in and all is forgiven
11 days ago
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haven't advanced a tech level in ages
11 days ago
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youtuber meeting their estranged father for the first time: yo what up it's ya boy
12 days ago
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why not treat yourself to a wee look at your phone
12 days ago
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hahaha och am only kiddin ma man how yae gettin on anyway yae awright
14 days ago
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15 days ago
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gonna tell my grandkids this was wario and waluigi
15 days ago
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Couldn't remember the name of Smokey and the Bandit and was like: "Honky and the Driver?"
15 days ago
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this 97/98 bit from Armando Iannucci's Ibiza Uncovered The Musical is my six-seven
youtube.com/clip/Ugkx3vB...
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15 days ago
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Staminan X Street Preachers
15 days ago
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tried playing bloodborne but i died about ten times before reaching the resident evil 4 bit so i've given up
16 days ago
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I'm out walking the dog. You'd think he'd be faster than me tbh.
16 days ago
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did you go to school with anyone famous? i went to school with super mario
19 days ago
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listening to a lot of city pop lately
7 months ago
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πΌ "I'm dreaming of White ...Easter"
22 days ago
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setting aside some hours to painstakingly migrate all of my tweets from old, dead twitter onto here so I can continue the threads, probably just in time for bluesky to implode
23 days ago
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Man Made Origin
23 days ago
Our next gig is only 2 weeks away! We'll be playing the Dundee Metal Fest 2026 in... Dundee... on the 18th of April! Tickets are Β£15, which is silly money for a whole day of music!
ticket247.co.uk/Event/dundee...
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πΌ"Should of would of could of are the last words of a fool"
23 days ago
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how can there be so much laundry already i've only got one butt
23 days ago
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*Big hair metal stadium rock voice* "HOW MANY AE YOUS ARE FUCKIN' SCUNNERED WAE IT?!" π©βπ€ /// YEEEEAAAAAH! \\\\ π₯π₯π€π₯π₯π₯π€π€π₯π₯π€π₯
about 1 year ago
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"i like your zelda hoodie" "thanks i'm 43 years old"
24 days ago
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mama didn't raise no ticket
24 days ago
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yer da double-clicks hyperlinks
25 days ago
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such a huge moment for the artemis II crew to come out as pansexual, so happy for them
25 days ago
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idea for a concept album: what if there were goblins?
26 days ago
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hell yeah, love Angine de Poitrine
26 days ago
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no stream tonight, sorry
26 days ago
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youse all away to see takanaka aye? very good. happy for you.
26 days ago
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Hend Amry
27 days ago
Israelβs holocaust of Palestinians reached a horrific new low today. No different than trains heading to gas chambers. Shame on everyone silent about this.
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Several magicians were soaked by a burst pipe at The Magic Circle; their assistants were sodden too.
about 1 year ago
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The Mario Wonder updates challenges are a lot of fun.
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28 days ago
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Tomodachi Life is gonna be so good.
about 1 month ago
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pulling out singular baby wipes from the pack without accidentally dragging out more live on stage for britain's got talent
about 1 month ago
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Dan Douglas
about 1 month ago
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fucked up they never made a road rash game you play on an exercise bike with a wii remote
about 1 month ago
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