america is wild

Texas 2026 tacos count: 2 Beef piccadillo puffy taco and bean & cheese on a flour tortilla from Hery's Puffy Tacos.

love that slipknot song where he cant believe you can keep getting more breadsticks for free 🎼 "Olive Gard, Olive Garden's insane!"

such a nice day today I hate this

Trained an AI on 180 episodes of the Golden Girls then asked it to make me some new episodes and this is what I got I'm screaming 🤣

yer da cut out every george & lynne from the paper

juant ehin aff the van

"You say: I am not free. But I have made a piece n Pasta 'n' Sauce (Cheese & Broccoli). Everyone understands that this illogical answer is an irrefutable proof of freedom." - Leo Tolstoy

cutting my hair short to give me something recent to regret

Loving Tomodachi Life so far.

accidentally navigated to the wrong subfolder one (1) time a few months ago so now it is the top of browser autocomplete suggestions forever

Released an hour ago. Massive Attack and Tom Waites, "Boots On the Ground." And it is... powerful. youtu.be/L-57FrioeuE?...

withhold you respect, i disagree.

*clears throat, leans into mic* "yer maw."

my toxic trait is that i still really enjoy series 3 & 4 of arrested development

sometimes the nintendo music app serves up those honkin kirby songs with lyrics and you nearly turn it aff but then some mario kart saxophone track kicks in and all is forgiven

haven't advanced a tech level in ages

youtuber meeting their estranged father for the first time: yo what up it's ya boy

why not treat yourself to a wee look at your phone

hahaha och am only kiddin ma man how yae gettin on anyway yae awright

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gonna tell my grandkids this was wario and waluigi

Couldn't remember the name of Smokey and the Bandit and was like: "Honky and the Driver?"

this 97/98 bit from Armando Iannucci's Ibiza Uncovered The Musical is my six-seven youtube.com/clip/Ugkx3vB...

Staminan X Street Preachers

tried playing bloodborne but i died about ten times before reaching the resident evil 4 bit so i've given up

I'm out walking the dog. You'd think he'd be faster than me tbh.

did you go to school with anyone famous? i went to school with super mario

listening to a lot of city pop lately

🎼 "I'm dreaming of White ...Easter"

setting aside some hours to painstakingly migrate all of my tweets from old, dead twitter onto here so I can continue the threads, probably just in time for bluesky to implode

Our next gig is only 2 weeks away! We'll be playing the Dundee Metal Fest 2026 in... Dundee... on the 18th of April! Tickets are £15, which is silly money for a whole day of music! ticket247.co.uk/Event/dundee...

🎼"Should of would of could of are the last words of a fool"

how can there be so much laundry already i've only got one butt

*Big hair metal stadium rock voice* "HOW MANY AE YOUS ARE FUCKIN' SCUNNERED WAE IT?!" 👩‍🎤 /// YEEEEAAAAAH! \\\\ 👥👥👤👥👥👥👤👤👥👥👤👥

"i like your zelda hoodie" "thanks i'm 43 years old"

mama didn't raise no ticket

yer da double-clicks hyperlinks

such a huge moment for the artemis II crew to come out as pansexual, so happy for them

idea for a concept album: what if there were goblins?

hell yeah, love Angine de Poitrine

no stream tonight, sorry

youse all away to see takanaka aye? very good. happy for you.

Israel’s holocaust of Palestinians reached a horrific new low today. No different than trains heading to gas chambers. Shame on everyone silent about this.

Several magicians were soaked by a burst pipe at The Magic Circle; their assistants were sodden too.

The Mario Wonder updates challenges are a lot of fun.

Tomodachi Life is gonna be so good.

pulling out singular baby wipes from the pack without accidentally dragging out more live on stage for britain's got talent

fucked up they never made a road rash game you play on an exercise bike with a wii remote