being told "fuck off wee man" by the guy who owned the wee game shop up the fountain

those three little words every guy wants to hear:

Heard some Teams notification blonks on Planet Rock, which is an extremely cruel thing for them to do on a Sunday evening.

The accidental frametraps of Richard Linklater.

La Tristesse Durera

a chill evening with the animal crossing update

maybe they're cold because they're on a boat

all the best in your future endeavours

Watched West Side Story for the first time and unfortunately Tobias' gang in Arrested Development ruined it for me.

The Traitors. They're laughing.

I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox I'm off out to Sainsbury's getting more of them I'll also get a new notepad that's not as narrow

This Is Just To Say (1934) William Carlos Williams

'What's the last car you stopped to take a photo of?'

if someone hacks into my deliveroo account and orders a doner kebab but forgets to update the address and i eat the donor kebab is that still fraud

why not take some time to have a little look at your phone

When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there was so much to do and he didn't even know where to start.

philadelphia is as famous for the cheesesteak as it is for the o'fish

who up unpivoting they columns

charlotte church is the welsh michelle mcmanus

Watching Sabata; there are so many absolutely wild characters in this it is good.

alexa are dogs allowed into the dancin

Everyone is going on about Alex turning heel in Street Fighter 6, forgetting his infamous heel turn in Street Fighter V.

Mammy's little baby loves shortnin shortnin Mammy's little baby loves shortnin brd

american mcghee's alice

all of my favourite instagram dogs are posting AI videos of themselves dancing it's a horror

Boy, I tell ya. #pixelart

work from home credentials unfortunately did not transfer across to my new phone properly but thankfully my Balatro progress was maintained.

what's everyone's favourite rocher? mine is ferrero

replaced the square gate of my arcade stick with this and haven't looked back

putting the gout in going out

the american version of Traitors loses a fair bit of drama because they're all rich anyway

Ronnie Wood outside the Coatbridge Asda.

haha get fucked 2025 absolute dirge era

alexa can dogs have a small negroni

a twenty minute nap for a couple of hours so I'm alert enough for jools holland

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

stream tonight

today's ma wednesday

should of sent a poet

white guy SHOCKS cafe staff by ordering a roll n square sausage in perfect glaswegian

more time has passed since the release of super mario bros

my top three videogames of 2025 are the three new videogames I played in 2025

who up snoozing they alarm

Playing through Infinite Wealth's NG+ on Legend difficulty and stubbornly insisted on winning the you're-supposed-to-lose fight against a level 95 Amon. The reward was not worth the consumable expenditure (plus the cutscene still plays out as if you lost).

Mulled Negroni and Cowboy Curtis time.

Fin8shed off Infinite Wealth's Big Swell DLC, just a full replay of New Game+ on Legend difficulty left for the last of the trophies.

Home Alone 2 is better than the first one because it has 1 more Tim Curry in it.

Responding "No, man" to a pastor is incredibly disrespectful.

it will

will the midnight cheeseboard accidental tradition continue in 2025?