After a day of biting shoelaces, stealing each other's food, climbing high surfaces, farting, and trying to kill each other, the kittens are finally ready for a nap.

come on just let her chew the fucking cords who gives a shit

I have more photos of my sweet boy

reason # 48582848 why the world baseball classic is so much fun

Royal portrait Sir Sandwich of Inbredia

They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"

Thanks everyone for loving my dog Sandwich. He is as smart as he looks. Here he is with his older brother, Naboo.

tomorrow we are picking up these majestic creatures, please clap

No interruptions, please. We’re building universal child care.

he's inbread

long time followers of my social media accounts will recall my sister also has Naboo, a black Pom who is a holy terror and who has already taught Sandwich how to bark at everything including the floor

yeah my brother in law was pretty fuckin proud of that

worse actually--the product of a brother and sister. WHO HAVE SINCE BEEN FIXED THANK FUCK

hoping to get exactly this high tonight

My sister rescued a new pom. He's inbred and his name is Sandwich

This reminds me of something Toni Morrison wrote.

Ken Rosenthal dresses like a ventriloquist dummy

This is the Elden Ring map

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

My niece is here!!!! My favorite person to talk about games with 😭😭😭 today wearer downloading Reanimal and discussing the new Pokémon announcements

Reviewers are calling it "cool," "a great sequel to its predecessor," and "Eat the Rich"

One of my favorite angles on the Space Needle at night 🌙 🌃

based schitzoposting queen

ECCC is this week, so now seems a good time to remind people of ReedPop's parent company ties to ICE

Me, after talking my niece's ear off for 35 minutes about the World Baseball Classic: i'm sorry, i guess baseball is my entire life these days Niece: it's fine. i remember how you were last year

Seattle community pickup found a 12-inch strap-on the other day

The perfect headline doesn’t exi…

With no offense meant to the original game, You Are Elon Musk is even funnier. Grim, cathartic, hysterical: direkris.itch.io/elon

dont know why it took me so long, but I finally played You Are Jeff Bezos. it is the best beautiful revenge/fix the world fantasy slash educational pamphlet for social revolution i have ever played now to play the sequel, You Are Elon Musk

looking at the GDC talks for this year and this kinda sums it up, huh

The new Scrubs is good (much better than Ted Lasso, which sucked tbh). A fine return to form. The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins also very good despite baring well-worn hallmarks of typical Tina Fey productions This has been the comedy report. Thank you

knowing the lead writer was a social worker at one point has a really eerie impact on how you read that story imo you can tell he has an acute understanding of some things most people probably couldn't outside of that or firsthand experience and that's... a lot

BTW I'm playing Silent Hill f and I can see now why this is considered a feminist masterpiece. I am so happy it made so many men mad

The post office in my neighborhood sold their loading dock to a local pub and now there's a Gantry Public House sign in the parking lot

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

You asked for it! The long-awaited sequel to You Are Jeff Bezos is finally here: YOU ARE ELON MUSK 200+ passages. 7 endings. Secrets. In-jokes. Giant robots. All with the purpose of doing one thing: SPENDING ALL OF ELON MUSK'S FUCKING MONEY direkris.itch.io/elon

Lastly, I was recently threatened with a defamation lawsuit from lawyers representing a notable industry figure. They saw a shitty AI summary article on GH, and the lawyers blamed me because I'm listed on the site. I won't say who it was, but this is what happens when standards take a dive.

Great report from @jacksonwryan.com about this mess. To show you all how frustrating this has been -- ClickOut Media's GamesHub still lists me as an active "Games & Tech Editor", and I'm placed alongside their fake AI 'writers'. I've asked them to stop, but these sites are desperate for credibility.

The millennial mantra

NEW SNEAKS these go for up to $2000 on the aftermarket but I found on a chick on Depop who clearly didn't know what she has 😍😍😍 Nike Air Max 90 Dia de Muertos

Reminder that this creep is a rapist and should go back to writing what he knows, like Pepe le Pew or something where someone’s dad murders people and gets away with it

I hate idle games but damn if they aren't the perfect genre for our times: artificially inflates play hours does the work for you misses the point of its existence removes the element of fun you get nothing out of it except participation trophies (Steam achievements) you didn't do anything to earn

this is gonna be me when the kittens get here. holdin the kittens

Right after I sent in my college application my dad sent me a message saying "hey I got you something, should be there before the end of the month" i got it today. It's a shirt from my school. He sent it before I even got accepted because he knew I would Dads, man 😭😭😭

OH MY GOD I ALWAYS KNEW DONUT WOULD BE A FIRE TYPE