New York City has superpowers thanks to one democratic socialist

Mariners next, inshallah

America - A Country That Sucks, Full Of People Who Rule

Brooklyn’s going nuts, I just went to the zoo and walked out with a Pallas’ Cat, they’re not even checking

Gilded Age cast member just dropped footage from inside the black church after the Knicks win www.instagram.com/reel/DZiJant...

I once saw him riding around with a full sized porcelain toilet on his head.

Me at the Costco hotdog counter

Socialist Mayor Reigns of Terror Continue with Yet Another Sports Championship Victory: tinyurl.com/3f39hzcb

Ohhh look at me I'm New York City. I have an awesome basketball team with likeable players and a mayor that cares about making life better for every citizen man fuck you

Kaos deserved better

Super Mario-Julio Rodriguez bobblehead giveaway night tickets: secured 😎

Im spending my Friday night rewatching Widow's Bay for now the 5th time

I put my hands up in the air sometimes

Your daily cute: the girls are violently cleaning each other again

I have never seen so many good scaffold jokes. I hope they hold up.

There is a picture of Shawn Kemp doing this at Shawn Kemp's pot shop in Belltown, Seattle. There's also a custom arcade machine with NBA Jam

i love Mariners first baseman Josh Naylor

Piper smells pizza in the oven and is now screaming and walking around the kitchen in circles. she's just like her mother

It's extremely cool that Ichiro is doing the Mariners alumni home rub derby in August but tbh he's kept so well in shape I feel like he could join the current Mariners roster and pull his weight like, tomorrow

lmao

me: technically baseball is parryslop my dad: i’m gonna assume grandchildren aren’t in the picture near term then

ok, all in for Mexico now

I miss the Lusty Lady

"as the last of games media" that smugness is awfully rich, be sure you don't choke on it

blue sky used to be a community. now every ones off in their own little private rooms talking trash & posting nasty pics. Hate to be the one to say it but group chat culture has made this web site a bastard's website

And here we go. Already Ive been tricked into sending my penis to three of these so called "Group chats". I now have no choice but to shut down my alt where I pretend to be a 36 yr old Sex Worker from Brooklyn, offering my calloused, world weary perspective interspersed with moments of gentle warmth

For the Substack, I returned to a favored topic: Movies that are video games, whether they intend it or not danschindel.substack.com/p/movies-tha...

Very pleased with these SGF interviews scrutinizing questionable choices/ethical compromises. Keep this up! Please interrogate devs for why they think plagiarizing other artists is acceptable. Please ask Xbox about their relationship to BDS Please ask what motivates profiting off dead celebrities

you: i didn't care for Widow's Bay me:

im getting word that my trolls are taking advantage of their newfound ability gather in darkened chat rooms to accelerate their plans to; you guessed it, murder me . is that Responsible Use as delineated in the Terms of Service? No it is not

brb using the new group chat feature to drag 50 of you into a group chat about why you should be watching Widow's Bay

say what you will about Google AI, that it's terrible and inaccurate and depletes natural resources. All of that is true. but also it's fuckin hilarious

I did PR for like 6 months when GI shutdown so I feel qualified to offer this expert level advice you have probably never heard: you can get an easy PR win layup by saying gen AI sucks and isn't in your game. This one's free, next one I gotta charge for, you're welcome

I like how we all saw a good basketball game and now are basically cats that got the zoomies, you can’t be up until three in the morning you’re middle aged

if the knicks win I'm giving that horse some cake

It is so Seattle to have a local beach named by an indigenous tribe... followed by a beach named after a tech corporation

hey man we used AI in the production process of this game but don't worry none of it made it in the game, it was a huge waste of time and money, and we could've just looked at stock photos at the end of the day. You have to accept the future.

Why does every Nintendo Direct sound like this?

Much as I like Pride & Prejudice I find it impossible to deny that this is the greatest review of it of all time

y-your mom when i- when me- m-me when… your-your mom after i- in your mom

This horrible shit that sucks is not for me

when's the last time you were versus someone else