There’d be something poetic about EA taking a leveraged buyout and getting their IP sold off and inevitably getting shut down, if only the tens of thousands of people it would meaningfully affect were not the exact same working class whose studios were acquired by EA and shut down and their IP lost

"Holy shit, I remember the backlash I got for appearing in Alvin and the Chipmunks! You would’ve thought that I had taken money from a bunch of people responsible for funding Al Qaeda!"

It's truly insane that it's legal to go "I'm going to spend $50 billion dollars to buy this company. Do I have $50 billion dollars? No, the company I'm buying is going to take out a big loan"

AAA game development is like being in the 1960s and buying the exclusive rights to the beatles, then wondering if you can get by without john

this is some grecian lore

I've been really angry since my follow up mammogram/ultrasound, angry about the biopsy, and I think I finally figured out why it's because they have to punch a hole in my right tit. the big one. The GOOD one

saw this float through my timeline, looking for the person who created this to give them credit, was it someone on here?

Gotta participate in this year's -tober challenge

Big Stomper

Oh Baby Steps is by the Ape Out team!! No wonder i like it so much (go play Ape Out)

Between the Big Dumper Cal Raleigh and Nate from Baby Steps, it is the year of the butt

Devolver should have paid for the rights for Baby Steps to have this song youtu.be/GzoIvwNqKpw?...

Mario doesn’t actually move through the pipes. He is dismantled on entry and a new Mario is constructed at the exit. This is also why there’s never any character development for him. Marios don’t persist.

Sunday means bike ride to Gasworks Park so I can have nori fries and an egg salad sandwich at Daruma Sando

here’s korean protesters throwing their shoes at a likeness of netanyahu

Timeline cleanser 🐈

about to start Baby Steps and I have one question before i begin, and that is why is the main character so caked up

Even setting aside ethics (but, yknow, THAT) - I just don’t want AI bullshit. I don’t want an AI pop star, movie, book, video game. Art is a conversation. Why would I stare at a dictionary run through the washing machine when I could read a poem lovingly constructed by someone’s hands?

today when I went to the pharmacy the guy ahead of me in line had a pug who ran across the store to get pets from me like I was his long lost best friend and he'd been waiting to see me all day and it was so sweet i literally cried 😭😭😭

Outside the Gates Foundation right now

Was in the stadium bathroom when two besties walked in, one of whom immediately started checking stalls to find one with a clean flushed toilet. Other chick goes, "What, you don't want to pee on some poop?" Women are awesome

Why Legumina. Why

Yo look what Alex got me as a surprise!!! An Ichiri Suzuki signed ticket stub from when we attended his at home Hall of Fame induction ceremony!!!!

At Sluggers to pound a patty melt before the Mariners game and Pump Up The Jam just came on the radio

Mariners Fans Still Skeptical They’ll Ever Be AL West Champs Again: tinyurl.com/y3n3h7sc

Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.

BEST WEEK OF MY FUCKING LIFE. GO MARINERS.

our large wet son

AL West champs! Wow This has happened since I was a teen

SIXTY home runs for Cal Raleigh

Bill Burr is such a disingenuous piece of shit lol comedy is a cesspool

*takes off hat* i regret to inform you, borderlands is funny again

The year's not over

Dan Wilson addresses his team after the @Mariners secured a #postseason berth 🥹

the mariners reliever who blew his achilles wheeled around the bases on his scooter, the vibes are off the charts

Outside T-Mobile Park. Unreal

We're letting the expletives FLY

This team 😭

Turns out prepurchasing my playoff tickets was NOT laughably optimistic

@jonbois.bsky.social Watching Baseball

IF YOU THOUGHT WE MARINERS FANS WERE INSUFFERABLE BEFORE, YOU AINT SEEN NOTHING YET 🔱🔱🔱🧜‍♂️⚾️⚾️⚾️

Can't decide if I should cry, throw up, or pop open champagne. Maybe all 3

is it just me or

Just noticed the caption on the Class Mods in Borderlands 4 is "All labor is skilled labor." ✊️✊️✊️

Isaac Chotiner interviews Cass Sunstein. www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

Personally I wouldn't put pressure on my cartoid artery, but hey, knock yourself out.