How is there not a dating site for cheese lovers called Kraft Singles

Im a cowboy On a giant cow i ride

Would you like to see two kittens who love each other

Why the USA can't afford anything.

Cat tree: money well spent. Piper is trying to watch Scrubs

sometimes Elementary School Lunch for dinner is just so good

For context, for years this has been the collectively agreed on public hangout spot for game devs, whether or not you have an (egregiously expensive) GDC pass. It looks like they are now fencing most of that off for pass holders only. Not great!

task: complete course registration and enrollment completion rate: 20% kitten task: distraction and interference completion rate: 1200%

Got some new writing buddies but tbh I'm not sure how I'm gonna get any work done

my new favorite Fallout 76 camp

what ai do you use? was it peepee-3.5? was it poopoo-4? did you hear about caca-2-mini? you can run doodoo-6o locally now. shit-butt-pro-2 just came out and it changes everything bro

went back in time to introduce a Victorian child to pizza but instead they got me hooked on some kind of embalming fluid they were all doing. these kids are fucked up

Many of us have been saying it for a long time, and now more people are saying, very strongly: Baseball

After a day of biting shoelaces, stealing each other's food, climbing high surfaces, farting, and trying to kill each other, the kittens are finally ready for a nap.

come on just let her chew the fucking cords who gives a shit

I have more photos of my sweet boy

reason # 48582848 why the world baseball classic is so much fun

Royal portrait Sir Sandwich of Inbredia

They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"

Thanks everyone for loving my dog Sandwich. He is as smart as he looks. Here he is with his older brother, Naboo.

tomorrow we are picking up these majestic creatures, please clap

No interruptions, please. We’re building universal child care.

he's inbread

long time followers of my social media accounts will recall my sister also has Naboo, a black Pom who is a holy terror and who has already taught Sandwich how to bark at everything including the floor

yeah my brother in law was pretty fuckin proud of that

worse actually--the product of a brother and sister. WHO HAVE SINCE BEEN FIXED THANK FUCK

hoping to get exactly this high tonight

My sister rescued a new pom. He's inbred and his name is Sandwich

This reminds me of something Toni Morrison wrote.

Ken Rosenthal dresses like a ventriloquist dummy

This is the Elden Ring map

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

My niece is here!!!! My favorite person to talk about games with 😭😭😭 today wearer downloading Reanimal and discussing the new Pokémon announcements

Reviewers are calling it "cool," "a great sequel to its predecessor," and "Eat the Rich"

One of my favorite angles on the Space Needle at night 🌙 🌃

ECCC is this week, so now seems a good time to remind people of ReedPop's parent company ties to ICE

Me, after talking my niece's ear off for 35 minutes about the World Baseball Classic: i'm sorry, i guess baseball is my entire life these days Niece: it's fine. i remember how you were last year

Seattle community pickup found a 12-inch strap-on the other day

The perfect headline doesn’t exi…

With no offense meant to the original game, You Are Elon Musk is even funnier. Grim, cathartic, hysterical: direkris.itch.io/elon

dont know why it took me so long, but I finally played You Are Jeff Bezos. it is the best beautiful revenge/fix the world fantasy slash educational pamphlet for social revolution i have ever played now to play the sequel, You Are Elon Musk

looking at the GDC talks for this year and this kinda sums it up, huh

The new Scrubs is good (much better than Ted Lasso, which sucked tbh). A fine return to form. The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins also very good despite baring well-worn hallmarks of typical Tina Fey productions This has been the comedy report. Thank you

knowing the lead writer was a social worker at one point has a really eerie impact on how you read that story imo you can tell he has an acute understanding of some things most people probably couldn't outside of that or firsthand experience and that's... a lot