[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable

You can hear the Lumen Field fireworks all the way out here in Lower Queen Anne. Go Seahawks!!

Imagine saying this about the Seahawks and not the Mariners City Connects

you ever see a take so bad you want to go to sleep

Go Seahawks Fuck ICE

97 yard touchdown in the opening kick-off!! Go Seahawks

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

YOOOO i get to meet Josh Naylor at Mariners FanFest on Jan 31!!!!!!! He's got 450 pairs of sneakers in his collection and 75 pairs of custom cleats so yes I am putting tremendous thought into which shoes I'm wearing It's the most important decision of my life

Seattlites, I found a dive bar at Denny Triangle, there's lesbians in flannel and old metal heads here, it's a downtown miracle and if I like you very much I'll tell you where it is (not Shorty's)

Alex asked what I thought of the rumored Fallout remasters and now I'm doing a this in the pizza parlor

Iran has killed all connections to the outside. But in the early morning the regular internet works briefly. In that time, @hackimi.bsky.social sent me a letter about what it's like being a developer without the internet as the government tries to squash everyone: insertcredit.com/feature/a-ga...

oh boy. i sure picked a great time to start reading the Remembrance of Earth's Past series 🫠🫠🫠

Last week, I got a corrections request for a story I didn't write, on a publication I don't write for. It sent me down a very strange rabbit hole involving a mysterious content publisher. There's a lot I don't understand, but here's what I know: aftermath.site/nicole-carpe...

the people of MN have been murdered, brutalized and kidnapped for weeks now and have remained *amazingly* peaceful in the face of it. lecturing citizens to not “take the bait” etc is pretty disrespectful after a point and avoids the real question: how long are they supposed to take this, undefended?

This is why you can't afford RAM anymore

this is Minnesotan for "I am mad enough to bite through rebar"

There's growing evidence that remasters for Fallout 3 and New Vegas will be announced soon To which I can only say, who cares. They'll still look like shit, no meaningful QOL updates will be made, and they'll break more shit than they "fix"

San Diego Comic-Con will no longer allow AI 'art' to be displayed at their event "Material created by AI either partially or wholly, is not allowed in the art show" This follows backlash from artists after SDCC initially indicated AI-generated work would be permitted

Robert Nozick: I’m saying people would reject this theoretical Experience Machine, because they want to know they are in the real world Me (not looking up from my phone): One moment. The horse girls need my guidance

how to stop hyperventilating how to breathe more how to breathe less how to breathe good how to breathe how to breathe through mouth and nose at the same time

ok stay with me on this one... sometimes you have writer's block because you're not in Text World. you have to read until you're back in Text World. if you don't read, you're writing in the real world. sentences won't feel right or they'll look goofy. not in Text World though

Nickelback Redemption Center Independence, IA

If you're fans of games like Sea of Stars, Clair Obscur, Octopath, Mario RPG, this is for you. www.gamesradar.com/games/rpg/do...

Crunch may cause a lot of divorces, missed birthday parties, and early deaths, but it also helps publishers meet their quarterly goals for investors, so, it's impossible to say if it's bad or not

When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:

Why did they call them cigars and not bigarettes?

[guy who can’t fully remember that Gramsci quote] it’s Monster Time

Publishers:

Get in loser, we're going to put our bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, to make it stop

One thing that would definitely work to increase the birth rate is decreasing the length of pregnancy. 9 women could work together in a team to produce a baby in one month

OH - dashare.zone ADMIN

Girlfriends are so based

Whenever anyone asks me "How's the games industry?"

Did u know the E in STEM stands for Egg. Science Technology Egg Math

protect and reinforce our supply lines

Oh la la, our first challah

Facial piercings, as a woman, are such a glorious combination of ragebait, canary in a coal mine, and aposematism. If a man comments negatively on mine (I have three) I know to stay out of arm's reach and cross the street when I see him coming

It was hard to get through this. I’m angry. It’s been a senseless week.

Gotta praise the guy for consistency at least. Consistently hitting every square on the shithead bingo card

LOL had the same thought when I went to his profile and saw that I already had him on a blocklist--different from the one pictured here. the people agree, 9.5 magnitude on the shitdick scale

If your idea of an echo chamber is "vehemently opposed to AI generated CSAM" then I can think of another chamber where you belong

That's a shame. I was kind of looking forward to Kingmakers. But then, it makes sense that a bootlicker would come up with that particular kind of white dude wish fulfillment *balls it up, throws it in the trash* she shoots, she scores

My favorite cosplay of MAGfest so far

This is how they played The First of Us

Visited a shop on 1st Ave that sells mostly mushrooms and kratom. bought 8 bags of chips. walked out

80s video game: here is a fantasy that you are an astronaut blasting asteroids 90s: no you’re a badass marine blasting demons 2000s: time to blast some aliens 2010s: chop up these zombies 2020s: here is a fantasy that you have a cosy house, friends, relationships and food