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my “fully exonerated from the epstein files” shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

folks we are so unbelievably back

the new last good day on the internet could be any day now

let’s hear it, maybe i’ll answer ngl.link/telsie2

i should switch to injections

re: Kansas today, but everything generally—I don’t repeat what’s become a talking point about the number of trans people being so small to be so targeted. The number of people harmed is not a fight I want to have when that number could be one and the harm would still be wrong.

When I say we should unconditionally support trans people and victims/survivors of abuse, people who are trying to introduce conditions for that support are helping the oppressors and abusers whether they want to believe that or not.

the "just asking questions" to "legitimate questions about fairness in sports" to "the state doesn't have to consider us as real people" pipeline working exactly as designed.

let’s hear it, maybe i’ll answer ngl.link/telsie2

I really should have an IL license already, but I suppose I’m glad I have a TX license instead of the KS I could easily have too

might have to go to sundance

some of u on here

“The flag that flies when an American athlete wins a gold medal isn’t Donald Trump’s flag. It’s ours. The anthem that plays isn’t Donald Trump’s song. It’s ours. If we refuse to celebrate what’s great about our country because of the people trying to ruin it, they’ve already succeeded.” Amen.

IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU was almost a DNF for me. it’s excellent but excruciating. everyone in the movie is so grating. shamefully had to skip ahead a couple times

it’s gonna be so awesome when this guy flames out in iowa

The trajectory of the men’s hockey team over a blistering 12 hours

today’s diet: 6:30am: bowl of cereal 7am-9am: two beers and chicken fingers 1pm: ikea swedish meatballs 3:45pm-5:45pm: 3 or 4 beers and parts of a jumbo pretzel 6:15pm-7:30pm: pancakes and bacon what the fuck was this day

i am nothing but a sheep (bought blåhaj)

I’m going crazy at ikea rn

did not realize the US MHT hadn’t won gold since The Miracle. wow

I’m so proud of these dudes whose social media content I will never, ever check

USA men USA women 🤝 Getting dragged around by the Canadians for 58 minutes and still winning gold

CONNOR HELLEBUYCK WE'RE MAKING STATUES OF YOU BRO

Extra big gold medal for Connor Hellebuyck

BANGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

COCAINE. HELICOPTERS.

I am thinking awful awful things about the United States Men’s Hockey Team

YOU HAVE TO SCORE HERE

brothers we need to GET ON OFFENSE

i feel like this entire period has been in the canada zone

#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

Well id like to see ol team usa wriggle their way out of THIS jam! *team usa wriggles their way out of this jam effortlessly* ah! well. nevertheless,

holy fuck USA

the pokemon intermission report

USA coach wearing a red tie brother WHAT are you doing

love it when the bus is 20 minutes late in single digit weather at 7am. super cool. and yes i’m up heading to a bar to root on these despicable hockey men to a gold

Girl who need to go to sleep: what if I doomed scrolled instead maybe a lesbian will find me,,,,,,,,,,, Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

this is so funny. if you have a screening, highly recommend, it’ll be much better in a theater

now seated

am i remotely interesting enough to do an NGL AMA. is there shit yall would ask

kinda crazy that You Can Just Do That

literally all of my work project websites are down. i’m free

man when told no exactly one time:

Maybe Something Beautiful Will Happen Today

the president is blatantly calling you a naive dumbass to your face and you’re lapping it up like a dog, Pate

anyone got a bed frame recommendation

Alysa Liu’s joy is so contagious

american women, in my opinion

Alysa is guaranteed a medal and Amber is guaranteed top 5 and we won hockey gold I LOVE WOMEN RAHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅