Fernando Muslera

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Eight years of watching Japan struggle to play to their potential under Hajime Moriyasu

I had gone this long without being exposed, intentionally or otherwise, to Jameis Winston World Cup coverage. My luck has run out. goodbye

Why would you open a sales email like this 😭

Are we sure about LaMelo driving in the Minnesota winter

Dropping Son for this game was like, not even in the top 20 of Hong Myung-bo's worst blunders as Korea manager

What is going to happen to the Closed On Sundays podcast

Scotland win this group with Billy Gilmour. Unfortunate

Uzbekistan really missing Alijonov today. Would help immensely with OOP-IP transition and Karimov getting shredded on the touchline

He did need to score at some point just so we can devote a bit of time to slandering Roberto Martínez as well. Regular programming will return shortly

One bright spot is that Thiaw's decision to return to Sarr as the starter over Ndiaye has really paid off

This clip went triple platinum on my YouTube account in 2009

Dunno if this makes sense but I have always struggled with visualizing which part of a mollusk should be perceived as the 'face'

The quality of commentary on the FOX broadcast for this event is genuinely shocking

Folks, we cannot stop winning

Liverpool are definitely getting priced out of Diomande 🙃

The Leeds (cancelled) 2018 badge redesign was honestly so ahead of its time. AI-generated image before AI-generated images

Cowardly selection by Popovic, lucky to only have shipped two goals

Darren Fletcher has pronounced Julián Quiñones like four different ways and none of them are correct

I'm glad the footballers were able to cool off in this sweltering Vancouver heat

Manzambi should have been starting from the jump, him coming on completely shifted this game. Lovely volley for the lead and through ball to draw the red on Muharemović #SUIBIH #FIFAWorldCup

Some interesting changes for both sides... 🇨🇿 Šulc out, seemingly so they can play two up front with Hložek, even more unethical crossmaxxing likely on the way 🇿🇦 Foster dropped for solo Rayners, now looks more like the 4-2-3-1 / 4-3-3 IP from qualifying. Still no Mofokeng #CZERSA #FIFAWORLDCUP

Really sad news, achieved so much in only two seasons with Brest

wait this rules

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Portugal still having to accommodate That Individual, yet somehow their best aerial threat is a 5'8" midfielder

Congolese media reporting that Lumumba Guy won't be in the stands for 🇵🇹 Portugal vs. 🇨🇩 DR Congo today because of ebola restrictions #PORCOD

Your ideal soul mate should be someone with as much irrational confidence in you over a prolonged period of time as Didier Deschamps has had in Adrien Rabiot

Fun World Cup development is tourists finding out they can farm Americans for unlimited social media clout by pretending to have a revelatory culinary experience at every midscale fast casual dining spot in the country

Amidst all this I feel compelled to throw it out there that Pico Lopes (Cape Verde centre-half) was born in Ireland, didn't play full-time until he was 25, and only learned of the opportunity to play for the Cape Verde national team because the manager at the time DMed him on LinkedIn

In China's case, the willingness to invest was already there but not the structure in place to allocate that investment effectively. Current trend is positive-ish, but the last ~decade of fuck-ups have required corrective action of a magnitude such that qualification in this cycle was always a reach

The World Cup hasn't truly started until the Americans are out in full force posting cultural reductionist essays to explain why every country's performance in football is a function of the specific societal factor they are fixated on at the moment

will never understand koeman's continued obsession with memphis

this is the last night to get on the nestory irankunda express before it becomes overcrowded btw

dest-mckennie inversion the most interesting thing poch has done with this team in a while. recognises paraguay's build-up patterns don't require mckennie's pressing + giving him the space to play in dest running central

alajbegović has to start vs qatar

bumping our World Cup guide ahead of day today's matches (CAN 🇨🇦 - BIH 🇧🇦, USA 🇺🇸 - PAR 🇵🇾) feat. myself, @jonmackenzie.bsky.social, @jendo.bsky.social & pals peruse within to learn everything about everything, including why each of today's matches has a peculiar connection to the state of Wisconsin:

bumping our World Cup guide ahead of day today's matches (CAN 🇨🇦 - BIH 🇧🇦, USA 🇺🇸 - PAR 🇵🇾) feat. myself, @jonmackenzie.bsky.social, @jendo.bsky.social & pals peruse within to learn everything about everything, including why each of today's matches has a peculiar connection to the state of Wisconsin:

you are going to acknowledge that my affinity for livorno is not performative whether you like it or not

may have been a little too early for koubek to decide he could close up shop and bring on the goon squad

if you're not familiar with tomáš chorý he's basically like if lu dort was 6'7"

might as well stick tyla up front and bang in some crosses

Every major intl tournament, my pals and I prepare to cover it by making a massive Google Sheet guide to all the teams - players, fun facts, tactics - everything you need to know. If you think that sounds good, then you can find it here:

hello, some good pals and i made this guide to the 2026 World Cup that you will want to read. it's informative, interesting, and will improve your day and possibly even your year: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

my nickel back my god smack my finger eleven spurs in seven

just a shame that no ring in a sonics-less NBA is legitimate, but it is what it is

in kingdom hearts iv, sora and friends will enter the resplendent world of ESPN to do battle with pat mcafee and stephen a. smith

great vegetables