Nooooo Ecuador noooo don't go through as a clearly superior team that deserves this nooooooo please do our fucking shit team a completely unjustified favour

90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this

scoring 1 goal in a tournament where goal difference is critical to progression

I think this is it and I'm glad to see this thought articulated I'm absolutely furious and have enjoyed basically no part of us in this World Cup, but that buzz and hope was still there, that night v Denmark in Hampden too, so I'd sooner be an annoyed cunt now than be a dour-faced cunt forever

bumping our World Cup guide ahead of day today's matches (CAN 🇨🇦 - BIH 🇧🇦, USA 🇺🇸 - PAR 🇵🇾) feat. myself, @jonmackenzie.bsky.social, @jendo.bsky.social & pals peruse within to learn everything about everything, including why each of today's matches has a peculiar connection to the state of Wisconsin:

thank you very kind i've transcribed your whatsapp voice note onto a 12' gold-leafed vinyl and launched it into space

Every major intl tournament, my pals and I prepare to cover it by making a massive Google Sheet guide to all the teams - players, fun facts, tactics - everything you need to know. If you think that sounds good, then you can find it here:

Genuinely forget every other "guide" out there cause this one is The Real Deal I contributed heavily to the Scotland bit and uh [ahem] nothing towards the other 47, but the depth and understanding that's gone into every side that isn't just a vague handwave - especially wrt smaller nations - rules

hello, some good pals and i made this guide to the 2026 World Cup that you will want to read. it's informative, interesting, and will improve your day and possibly even your year: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

are you scottish? can you sing? do you like football? cut that shit out right fucking now

It's getting near that time again eh

All 50 nearly identical versions of this video I've watched today

I will NOT watch the goals again today . (expression of stony resolve softening, warm smile spreading across face) Ah what the hell. Get that McLean lob up brother

Actually really fucking upset seeing the fire in Glasgow: a proper historic building and iconic part of the city centre, completely fucked

Lord forgive me but it's time to go back to tha old me

My entire life, centrists have dismissed leftists as idealists who refuse to engage with reality. But centrists refuse to deal with the very obvious reality of who the American right are and what they are willing to do Neoliberal centrism is the kumbaya fantasy they accuse socialism of being

Some lib is gonna make a dogshit film that features an ICE agent that took the job to feed their kids that proves There's Two Sides To Every Story and They're People Just Like You and it's gonna win like nine Oscars

I need to uninstall this for a bit for the usual antibrainrot reasons. There are few things lamer than this 2025 equivalent of someone saying on Facebook that they're deleting Facebook, but we obviously develop friendships via these things, so there's nowt wrong with saying "brb x" for their benefit

(character in a netflix show) well here we are, at the abandoned mall. if that mysterious phone call we got earlier was right, we'll find the key that opens that safe we found out contains a map we need, in order to locate a device which, you'll recall, could be the cause of recent events, such as t

You don't want a remake of Goldeneye; you want a remake of when you were 10 years old and could still feel joy

if i send you this i ain’t comin

I'm supposed to be in Aberdeen tomorrow til early Sunday, what's there To Do or To See that isn't just sitting in some shite pub

Baby, you can change and still choose me

The bit in this where Telfer talks about grabbing the sleeve of the person next to you is sheer poetry 🥹

I told myself it'd just be the night of and the day after but here I am, it's Thursday, and I'm listening to Freed From Desire on the fuckin train, and I don't wanna think about anything else And while I know it can't, I want this moment to stretch from now til next summer, I just love them so much

A perhaps underreported aspect of that McTominay goal was the stadium graphics saying it was Scott McKenna that scored it lmao, absolutely hilarious

"HE'S DONE HIM! HE'S DONE HIM!"

Still buzzin, absolutely over the moon, what a ridiculous, ridiculous night

Steve Clarke has come for your apologies

Automatically qualifying for the WC after playing well for maybe a cumulative 90 mins across the campaign is some dunt

REFERENDUM THE MORRA 😭❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Tomorrow's front page 📰 The long wait is finally over! Scotland qualify for World Cup

Yep, why not score a goal from your own half in the 98th minute?

The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥 Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.

We've qualified for the World Cup. I've seen three of the best goals I've ever seen in the flesh. Like,

I didn't realise we'd see a British Home Office more overtly cruel and outright evil than that led by the Tories over the past decade without Reform getting into power. But here we are. A Labour Home Office that is the most openly evil British institution in my lifetime.

what did i tell you about talking about dialectic materialism in front of the hoes man

🎵He's from Australia, who gives a fuck🎶

I really like Zack Polanski but I do not need to see a clip of him on stage with "Rizzle Kicks" I am a 36-year-old man that occasionally listens to nu-metal and I would like the algorithms to respect this

𝗖𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺: Trump stuns in perfectly choreographed "Single Ladies" dance… with surprise guest Beyoncé! 𝗩𝗲𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗰𝘁: Mostly False Trump was largely off beat and missed several pose cues. The performance was typical of an unathletic man of 79 under the daily stress of being the world's most famous pedophile.

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

This has obviously always been a feature of the SNP but they'll never give up their commitment to neoliberalism which ultimately means the change they'd bring about would be nothing but surface level Like, our biggest dreams should go beyond being able to proudly click "Scotland" on a dropdown menu

Excited for Labour to announce the "Brianna Ghey memorial conversion therapy clinic"

This is what I try to always tell people: food banks can do way more with your money than you can, due to bulk buying deals. And they can do way, way more with your money than with the canned goods you didn’t want to eat

genuinely one of the worst people going. Utterly sociopathic how she put all her left wing beliefs on the shelf 5 minutes after getting elected and picked out a new, very reactionary set. Total grifter

Under Nicola Sturgeon & Humza Yousaf the Scottish Government rightly opposed the proposed Rosebank oil field. John Swinney has sadly dropped that opposition and tried to avoid taking a position at all. That's not good enough, so tomorrow the @scottishgreens.org will force a vote.

it's nice knowing you could make the richest man in the world khs by writing a mean enough paragraph

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