That face when you only get to eat out your commander because you resemble the snake girl she wants to fuck/kill

Man, it’s going to suck for people to go to Iran and fight and die because a Paedophile wants more oil

When you!’re so down bad you hate the girlfriend

"I asked them for extra cream"

my feelings atm

Seeing the railway's replies about people trying to kick up a stink is relieving and heartwarming

nursery

Labour supporters are worryingly delusional

“Don’t worry comrade, you’re being sent to a Gulag, not a concentration camp!”

“Farage will play up small things to harm immigrants“ Wow, I’m glad Kier “island of strangers” Starmer isn’t doing that!

As a trans person, people scaremongering about what Reform will do whilst Labour is already doing those exact things feels insane

“Keir Starmer announces ban on procreation to prevent incest”

Jen & Berry

PoV: You’re in the UK

Using literal puppy dog eyes on your girlfriend

Been at least thirteen years since I heard from a friend I used to be close to

Any time I draw a beefy guy I think "look at that big boy, what fun," the same as if I were drawing a horse or a dinosaur. But then some folks will be like "wow that's hot," and I'll get so confused until I remember that there are in fact people who are attracted to men.

First Ninja Swords, now pretend incest, Labour really know how to handle the tough issues...

Fox girlfriend or mermaid girlfriend?

So much pain, make it not

Extraction

Transphobes need to stop pretending they belong in society

> referred to Physio > pick local location > wait > called for an appointment > location is 6 miles/2 buses away > ??? > call back to rearrange for actual nearby location

Weather has installed new wetlands

Watching a video about John McAfee and he sounds like the guy Elon wishes he was

When your friend refuses to accept she isn’t your girlfriend

when you’re mad because you’re not the one who spent all night fucking the dog girl you want

When you’re fucking your gf but the smell is bringing the enemy to the yard

The billionaires yearn for the depths

People should be telling people not to use the nazi site instead of making excuses for people who still do.

Things you love to see:

elves are peak and that's facts on god

With @yourigath.bsky.social in the new bar

“We’ll leave the ECHR so that none of you have any protection“

Food 200 gil Materia 150 gil Repair 800 gil Teleport Fees 3,600 gil Greens 150 gil someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying