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I'm not expecting to grow flowers in a desert. He/him
suit in the booth , we just don't have that drip anymore
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about 7 hours ago
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lauren
about 7 hours ago
we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
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Atla Hrafney
1 day ago
In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights
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Tulip boom may falter if you don't buy enough tulips says tulip salesman
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about 8 hours ago
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Steve Williams
about 9 hours ago
I don't think this is a new type of guy
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rob
about 10 hours ago
trump 2019: i barely knew him. a lot of people knew him much better than i did. but he was a creep. trump 2026: we can clone jeffery and i think we will. i do. you take some of the DNA and a tube and bing there's a new jeffery. i don't see why we wouldn't.
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Cortex's minions pleading with Crash Bandicoot
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about 14 hours ago
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Brother look at the state of the congressional Democrat party ffs
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about 14 hours ago
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Don't really get how Badenoch as an aloof, abrasive person who's also non white thinks she in anyway would get on better with trump
about 14 hours ago
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The two pizza rule? what the fuck are you on about
about 14 hours ago
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Say what you like about heated rivalry but the wolf parade song central to it's plot is a banger
about 15 hours ago
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲
about 16 hours ago
because they tried to treat a mad vindictive king like a rational actor
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Kieran Hurley
about 19 hours ago
The absorption of "rawdogging" into the language as a term divorced from its specific original meaning is a stain on us all. Please, I do not ever want to hear about any of you rawdogging a baked potato
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Steve Williams
about 18 hours ago
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flyingrodent
about 21 hours ago
I’m afraid it’s impossible to believe this policy has failed, because we were all very loudly and repeatedly assured that they had played a blinder
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Magnum, T.I.(M.)
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Paul Kirkley
1 day ago
Meta trying to understand British humour will never not be funny.
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Peigín Leitirboxd
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Kat Tenbarge
1 day ago
“The truth always lies somewhere in the middle” has to be one of my least favorite phrases. Sometimes, one side is actually truthful and one side is actually malicious and lying!
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Viktor Winetrout
1 day ago
[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable
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Brynnester
17 days ago
I’m doing dry January (a month of straight faced, witty observational posts, delivered with minimal effort)
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Steve Williams
about 21 hours ago
The Home Secretary, at a time of rising right-wing anti-government conspiracism: "The key to my plans is the design of prisons in the 18th century. I learned all about it while reading a book called 'Discipline & Punish', by a French philosopher. Please ignore our party's 1% approval rating BTW".
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Steve Williams
about 22 hours ago
Maybe it would be better if the Home Secretary's soundbites didn't sound like they were being delivered to James Bond strapped in a chair?
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Euan
1 day ago
‘self harm content’ she was fucking murdered
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ceej
1 day ago
posting a joke about politics is generally a 50/50 shot between “accepted by the audience for which it was intended” and “you have been featured on the dreaded discover feed.” the Japesman’s Gambit
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Ryan Humphrey
1 day ago
One of the greatest political memes I’ve ever seen. Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere
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Thom
1 day ago
*scouring Bluesky for mentions of Starmer in order to defend his honour because actually I'm no great fan of the man*
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Jake (Real)
1 day ago
The ultimate
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version)
2 days ago
TRUMP: Trump Nobel Peace Prize. Practical Trump world award NORWEGIAN PM: No, Trump. We can't give you a Nobel Peace Prize. TRUMP: Good prize good Trump give terrific Trump deserve president NORWEGIAN PM: Trump, we simply can’t award you a Nobel Peace Prize. We have no role in it. TRUMP: jealousy PM
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small funny
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Thinking about if that lad had steadier aim
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Jack
1 day ago
Seriously now. Are the Starmer Ultras not fucking embarrassed? He's called a press conference - deliberately timed so Trump would be asleep - glazed him, confirmed he'll do nothing to retaliate and used the whole thing to attack Davey and Polanski and its not even landed
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Julianna 💎
1 day ago
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Sorry if you are using the potential invasion of Greenland to try and par off zach polanski you're not a serious person
2 days ago
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Tamar
2 days ago
Not a serious person
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When you accidentally become important at work
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Getting referred to HR for misinterpreting Blue Monday
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Kieran Hurley
2 days ago
I feel like America plotting to annex Greenland while masked state goons terrorise their own communities at will should encourage British press and politicians to reflect on what happens when you act like "far right" is an unfair slur rather than a necessary descriptor of a real political position.
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Kate Garraway Enjoyer
2 days ago
Considering it is Monday morning I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace.
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Yeah that's the stuff
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Ducs
2 days ago
Morocco need to respond by taking the team off for little bit
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Tom
2 days ago
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Q
2 days ago
"I missed it on purpose, obviously. Ignore my tears, that's unrelated"
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*Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young Voice* Our house is a very large , castle like house
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
2 days ago
This is the worst thing I’ve ever read
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Alistair Davidson
3 days ago
Oh worth pointing out this is because the SNP led Glasgow city council wants to take ownership of the buses and they hope Labour will stop it
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Ross Sayers
3 days ago
[every news article about Trump] Opening para: Trump's recent policy decision has experts scratching their heads Quote from Trump: yeah I did it so I could get more money. I love taking money for me and my friends Closing para: and so the argument will continue as to Trump's aims
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Peregrine falcon fan
3 days ago
He lives in a house, a castle-like house in the Highlands
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josh
3 days ago
QTs feel like resentment at trump handing polanski a very easy and effective public line on this argument that corbyn never had. reshaping european politics in ways people defending the status quo can’t control like he did a year ago to canadian politics.
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nathan
3 days ago
advertisements should not be allowed to have audio. theyve abused the privilege of sound
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