vicario for the fk was worse than anything kinsky did midweek

any chance of speaking out about your own party’s terrible health policies that are actively harming people today or is this kind of thing taking up pretty much all of your time?

keep turning over this labour mayor post. think pandemic massively accelerated a post-modern atmosphere where we have a throughly developed market economy but next to no-one believes in the fundamentals underpinning it anymore. in the absence of an alternative framework, dysfunction can only deepen.

This is abhorrent

in this 4-hour video essay we will be covering a surface level analysis while making several fundamental errors. patreon in description

Incredible Tom & Jerry scenes here.

Found you boyfriend's home town

through circumstance best desrcibed as having a laugh and elaborate gc in joke gone rogue , i will be taking in Barnet vs Newport County.

next level West of Scotland Mentality

The most helpful any everyday technology has ever been is GMail's "You wrote 'Attached is' but no files are attached." reminder and I don't need any tech to be more intelligent than that.

My marriage is actually open right now. The only thing prohibiting my sleeping with other people is my wife.

I find "I see the Greens don't talk about climate change anymore..." critiques so odd. Were they right for caring about climate change, in which case why weren't you campaigning for them - or were they wrong, in which case why do you care?

Guardian technology editor Samuel Gibbs' last <3 star review was in March 2021, which makes sense given how pleasing to use today's consumer tech products are

Advertising their credit arrangement to pay for your purchases over the tannoy at *Poundland* and the T&Cs are 2x longer than the initial message, bleak stuff

This is the best lede I've seen in a tech story in...years? There should be an award just for ledes.

America wins* wars because they spend 100s of billions on aircraft carriers that sink and interceptors that miss $1670 drones! *It's debatable that America has won a war since WW2

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

I respect Luigi of Mario & Luigi more than I do Mario, because while Mario is naturally gifted and full of courage Luigi is a timid humiliating creature who still endeavors to protect those around him

"Winston Churchill is a hero. He’s earned his place on our Five Pound Note. He must not be replaced with an Otter." I'm increasingly convinced that this whole campaign is in fact an elaborate joke.

Rough to try this line when you’re the leader of a global military hegemon which has facilitated its FOB’s genocide in the same region, has committed numerous illegal aggressions just this past year, and has stated its military doctrine is, “There are no rules; we will kill and bomb everyone.”

The wonderful world of the British political-media ecosystem, where you can hold entire events about trends you've made up and which experts - who are crucially not invited - have debunked multiple times.

Attending a concert! that was completely open to the public!

A surprising number of Israelis seem to have already forgotten that they're the ones who started the war.

Charity scammer caught goated story archetype

it’s so funny she was obviously looking to make a big deal out of getting kicked out and absolutely no-one recognised her

Julie Bindel showing up to the Trans Mission concert

Credit where it's due: Stock has recognised opposition to assisted dying as a position premised on a fundamental denial of bodily autonomy, and so consistent with her anti-trans and anti-abortion views. www.theguardian.com/books/2026/m...

Even for them this is beyond embarrassing. I'm sorry you've never heard of Sugababes, Sophie Ellis-Bextor or Wolf Alice, you fucking weirdos

www.instagram.com/reel/DVuB9O0... slightly obsessed with this southern yank who's sincerely a Galatasaray podcaster

The polanski hypnosis thing. I just don't care. Starmer believed Mandelson was fit for Public office in 2024. Badenoch hacked a minister's website. Farage has long record of being an absentee MP raking in expenses. Ed Davey was a minister in the coalition government

I think you can 'plan' a post but only in the sense of getting the time to execute the vision that came to your head ie finding the video, meme, photoshopping things that you may not have the time for when it immediately comes to you. Crucially no thought of how it lands or audience

I wonder if Omid Djalili still believes Iran planted the bodies there to make Israel look bad

Pure loser shit. Mawkish and patronising

Brain worm I've had for years now. Carly Rae Jepstein

“epstein class is iranian propaganda” is definitely something i’d expect the epstein class to say

The 3 genders

Friday 5PM

BONUS FOR THE COSSIE LIVS £100 - tossing the pill with Chuggsy

MY SUGGESTIONS (which we will all be happy with) £5 - man having a drink in his bin £10 - England fan with flare up his bum £20 - Four Lads in Jeans £50 - Manchester Renaissance

She should know by now voters value animals far more than their fellow human

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

That's true, maybe things aren't so bad now

Bernie... thank you

The troubles

Igor Tudor will get more flack for subbing a goalie than manager who play rapists and wife beaters ffs