reclaim your heritage. you’re not supposed to know who Andrew Tate is. you ARE supposed to be saying inshallah

Gonna spell this out for the big brain geniuses: Keir has 8 apples, Kemi has 4 apples, Nigel has 2. Nigel takes 3 apples from Kemi and 1 from Keir. Nigel now has 6 apples to Keir's 7. Zack takes 2 apples from Keir. Nigel now has 6 apples to Keir's 5.

Anas Sarwar calls for Keir Starmer to resign (2026, colourised)

Once again suggesting it is an actually quite sickening insult to Jo Cox's memory to have a phrase from a speech *about immigrants* attached to a think tank and pollster that appears to view its role as encouraging everyone to simply accept anti-immigration politics are inevitable

I do worry about Jackie Baillie losing her seat. Not because I'm a fan of her but because I fear she might be a keystone species of Holyrood and her removal will cause chaos to the ecosystem.

[SPAD trying way too hard to get a quote in the papers voice]: looks like Angus Robertson has counted his horses before they ran

Remember we if the scottish parliament results go well Kevin Mckenna could commit seppuku

But what would political obsessives want with a competition dominanted by public schoolboys, structured to cater to wealthy pensioners and contested under anarchic rules?

must have been tough for her to choose between labour, the tories and reform

The lesson of these results is clear: it is time to bring Peter Mandelson back into government.

[UK "impartial" politics accounts] so, after the fantastic results for all the handsome Reform candidates, and the massive losses for brave Labour, I have to wonder...will the scumbag Greens go away forever?

Every Election should be single transferable vote

Evergreen headline.

Sadly the hot take machine cannot stop whirring it mustn't pause until all the election results are out

Wish there was a mode of politics in this country that wasn’t “slow and easily preventable car crash you can see is going to happen from miles away but can do nothing to stop”

If only Morgan was de facto running the country for the last two years and could have done something about this!

There’s something so funny about the fact the BBC have forced Laura Kuenssberg to stay up all night to report on the election, when the majority of counts aren’t happening until tomorrow morning, and the main news won’t be known until tomorrow afternoon. Someone in commissioning fucking hates her.

Why does Beth Rigby sound like that

Starmer anytime something goes wrong

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Tory MPs "did their best to raise the alarm" by... giving her more nominations than any other candidate and placing her second out of eight candidates. Very good.

Fascinating how people can't hold their analysis until all the votes are in lol

lol, lmao

Keir Starmer has contracted the novel hantavirus

Kind of fucked how English council elections are given the aame weight as devolved govt elections tbh

Even here, they’re still wedded to the idea that the “hero voter” strategy was what won them 2024, rather than why they fell from the low-to-mid 40s to 34% over the course of the campaign

BBC Sport liveblog points out that Jadon Sancho has now reached all three European finals with three different clubs in successive seasons, all while on loan from Man United.

remember when Alex Salmond flew to Macedonia, tried to open a bottle of tomato ketchup, and died

BREAKING: Labour activists have been caught breaking electoral rules at multiple Scottish polling stations by putting party campaign material at voting booths

“Too stupid, Draconian and plainly vexatious for David Blunkett” is quite a high bar to have leaped

"he was ashen" he just had someone screeching in his face for 5 minutes hardly going to chuffed after that

Who's put 20 pence in Scottish football, meltdown may in full effect this week

Unluckiest alleged phone thief in London. www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

your post was classified as a serious boo boo, adding four goofs to your account, which elevates your permanent record to a gold bungle. we're putting you in the no no zone for a week

Westminster rules apply 👀

They even passed some quickfire legislation to expand acceptable ID... to the veterans card and nothing else. You really can't overrate how shit they have been!

As an example of everything deficient with the “focussed on winning” Starmer project, there are so many to choose from. But today’s is that they went into their first set of local elections with first past the post still in place for mayorals and went into the second with voterID still in place.

All colleague call with head of dept and head of HR scheduled with 2.5 hours notice. Good portents and omens no doubt

This is the problem. A pitch to voters "turning to Greens and Reform". You have to actually choose between the voters who want what they perceive as a socially liberal socialist environmentalist party and the ones who want fascism. You can't appeal to both, and now they all hate you.

love the idea that the shit options are...deliberately chosen by Civil Servants (who for some reason are just pro-shit options?), rather than working within a narrow steer from Ministers And that Ministers don't frequently just say "none of these options are good, I want xyz, go find a way"

A reminder to reform voters that polling is tomorrow

*Fred Durst voice* Alright, partner keep on Pollin', baby

made a 2012-15 megamix playlist at req of one of my best uni friends , class tbh

Welcome to bluesky, the hot new social media app where everyone knows who Ted Turner is.

RICHARD DAWKINS, 2006: "god isn't real. if you believe in one, you're literally delusional" RICHARD DAWKINS, 2026: "just talked to a chatbot for 3 days straight. i;m gonan fuck this computer"

i simply don't understand why this is being treated as some sort of accomplishment in the queer press. this is quite grim!!!!!!!!!

a country which truly embraced christian values would enthusiastically embrace somebody convicted of a crime 30 years ago turning her life around and contributing positively to society