Feyenoord vs Celtic both in home kits when uefa easily could have said it's a clash. Maybe we have our game back

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Problem if you're a lifelong large boy some big weight loss later in life just makes you look like you've been seriously ill

“I thought the days of beating up people because they were gay were well behind us” Says the straight man who approvingly visited anti-LGBT+ churches, brought anti-LGBT+ lobbyists into the heart of his own government, and still refuses to deliver a conversion-therapy abuse ban

They'll be forced from their homes (making hundreds of thousands and easily capable of acquiring a replacement) kinda falls on deaf ears when youre of a generation that's forced to move every 1-2 years if you are lucky

Look if your now incredibly valuable house is taxed more than you can afford. You can sell it or do an equity release. I mean the later reduces what your children will inherit but (20 years worth of tax is 2.5% of the value of a 2m property in equity)

The omerta journalists have for each other truly astonishing

I mean the thing about trying to govern with no political ambitions is that your opponents can just project whatever they want onto it and there's nothing you can really do to stop them

You can tell so much about issues when they're only fought against with anecdotes and outliers

Surely Sir Keir's greatest achievement in office.

Every version of this story is some version of ‘well you couldn’t expect me to be able to afford to buy the house I currently own’ and yes that is the point welcome to the housing crisis.

the genAI bubble relies on you conflating the genuinely tremendous potential of using machine learning for e.g. image recognition in radiotherapy, protein folding, simulations in power systems etc with the child abuse image generators and schizophrenic delusions generators

Seems to me the problem is calling anything involving computers and the internet these days 'AI'.

jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words

Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself

barely stopped thinking about this since i saw it. stream of consciousness like "jeffrey epstein's 87-year-old lawyer... charismatic... argues for lowering the age of consent... reflects where americans actually are... epstein bought him a lexus..." etc

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

I think at this point if you're including Diane Abbott - a woman who has never held government office, has been a backbencher since 2020, and is scarcely a government ally - on your list of political wrongdoers, we all know exactly what your real concerns are

and when deciding what Scotland’s financial needs are did the Chancellor also engage with our elected Scottish Government or just her pal

During the Diplock Era in Northern Ireland, while conviction rates were not significantly higher than in jury trials, (51% of cases tried by a magistrate ended in conviction compared to 49%,) a significantly higher proportion (9% as opposed to 6%) of convictions were overturned as unsafe.

So I'm thinking the Bond Markets are ignoring Reeves' I'm the first woman Chancellor respect me shtick

[completely unironic voice] the greatest generation

Farmers so hard pressed they've time to drive their very expensive tractors into central London

vittles really saying the quiet part loud

Ghana failing to make Afcon but making the world cup. Great bit

Ngl don't think people are warming to the break manifesto pledges and do a bunch of non manifesto evil stuff vibe that Labour has going

Steve Bray still going in 2025

it’s worth considering that this organised-mob stuff started with the people outside libraries cos of drag queen story hour etc. all connected innit

fuck

twitter this last week

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Sexually assaulting a child burglar who is your brother: the Arsenal way

Found an Arsenal fan who's got far too wound up about Tottenham and catastrophically mixed his metaphors

"you can't say I'm bad just because I'm a transphobe" counterpoint: fuck off

I very much doubt this is true.

First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.

Good. Something nice in the news.

How does Tiesto feel about being Jeffery Epstein's favorite artist?

Honestly who gives a fuck what he thinks

If she’d ended up, say, detransitioning they absolutely would have referred to her as a vulnerable child. You wouldn’t be allowed to forget how young she is.

God it's so cool that so much of British and European nationalist politics has broadly been shaped by warehouse clickfarms rented by guys in South Asia running "how to make money from racist old people" workshops, and that this has had more influence on media and politics than any grassroots group

the algorithm has me addicted to Americans who have moved to the UK content

sick of seeing this LIE every damn day

Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday

DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.

rage bait slop about a halal only microwave being from a Morocco based account is a good bit

Mildly Hungover watching this on repeat