Ed Balls on GMB this morning

Lmao get rekt you fascist dicks

Everyone with the tiniest ounce of understanding knew this. Everyone at Labour knew this, but the genocidal bastards did it anyway. It was a complete unjustifiable authoritarian attack and we've known that from day one. Yvette Cooper must go. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The bit in curb where Larry’s aunt’s obituary is misspelled with hilarious consequences only it’s 2026 and Larry blames copilot and it’s an ad for the Super Bowl directed by Greta Gerwig that critiques the product in order to sell more of it

We’re now at the Sunakification stage of the 18 month priministerial cycle, I see. ‘Waaahh, leading the country is too hard. Waaaah, no one likes me. Waaah, I want to go back to my easy job colluding with the police and trying to deport British citizens’

Keir Starmer is the Alex Honnold of making career ending mistakes…elite sportsman at the top of his game

Like this is good but also shows how they can pick and choose how to implement EHRC guidance when they originally told us it was basically law

Incredible scenes. The clearest self-articulation of ‘Labour-brain origin story’ I’ve seen yet!

1 / Even if a vote for the Greens *does split the vote allowing Reform to gain seats* ultimately it will break the liberal/fascist alliance (whereby Labour and the Tories continue to drift towards Reform-type politics) in order to start building a leftist response to fascism, within party politics.

*sincere post klaxon* (CW: death) My Dad died from a brain tumour caused by CNS lymphoma a year ago. It’s a rare and underfunded disease. If anyone would like to support, we are raising money for charity. Share if you can, only donate if you can afford to. www.justgiving.com/page/elizabe...

Only under a Starmer govt smh

To know Clippy you must become Clippy

As always, when secondary school policy references ‘inclusion’ what is really being talked about is slightly softening policies of *exclusion*

Outside of reading his posts I’m rly not quite sure who this guy is but he def gives me American Paul Mason vibes

Burnham tied to a rock with an eagle devouring his liver for eternity because he betrayed the Labour Right by giving affordable train travel to the people of Manchester… ‘I am publicly backing the eagle and calling for unity’

Still completely baffled as to how anyone can mistake Burnham for anything other than chronically Labour-brained and therefore completely unfit to tackle the societal problems we face… www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

da soft left baybee, greatest political formation in da world…could only happen in North London 🇺🇸

the ‘save draft’ button is where the ‘discard’ button used to be so now, because of muscle memory, I have a growing folder full of posts that *even I* think are too unfunny/banal to publish

Amazed they’d insult him by obliquely referencing an obscure Devo track, but there you go…full of surprises those Labour MPs youtu.be/Xng8CeaMBcM?...

The #wescendancy has been cancelled…it’s time for us to #thirstforakehurst

Anyways, there’s only one true science and that’s the immortal science of dialectical materialism! Amirite folks?! 🫡

Tfw you’re backed into a corner and you’re forced to put yourself on notice

‘Upbeat’ and ‘confident’ in your new found love of accelerationist theory and your ability to destroy the Labour Party once and for all, that is

tfw you’re ‘upbeat’ and ‘confident’

Dead llama with Keir Starmer

lol Labour’s component parts are right wing and very right wing

🚨 BREAKING! 🚨: Starmer has appointed ChatGPT as his new senior advisor!

New TikTok video reveal incoming!

🎵 love isnt always on time, woah woah woah 🎵

🚨 Breaking 🚨: Matt Forde has been appointed as Starmer’s new senior advisor. Announcing the news on Richard Herring’s Leicester Square Theatre Podcast, Forde warned that ‘things are about to get a bit sweary in Westminster!’

Time for a real Labour heavyweight with REAL Labour values to step up as the new chief of staff

It will be very funny if they look around this afternoon and decide that the only possible hope is bringing back Alisdair Campbell

Buzzed in anticipation of the ‘frenemies across the divide’ podcast he’s sure to start next month with Nick Timothy…bet they’re workshopping fun political podcast puns as we speak

Wondering how ‘intensely relaxed’ Mandelson is feeling rn

Ngl, Nicolas Cage’s portrayal of Peter Mandelson was utterly mesmerising.

Latest in ‘PM finally experiences an emotional response to actions because the consequences affect him’

Is he frying a banana with the skin on in that picture?! I need answers!

Even when they try their hardest to make him look like a regular guy doing regular guy things he still looks like someone wearing a bo selecta mask who has been caught in the middle of doing something unspeakably awful

The key ontological problem of western psychology is that it treats the subject as if it were a fixed object that can be quantified. Subjectivity is a fluid state produced through complex and ever-changing interactions between biology, social relations and material environments.

I see we are at that stage of the prime-ministerial lifecycle where they finally show a modicum of human emotion because their own interests are under threat youtu.be/SvzLOnOiKuc?...

The year is 2026 and Gordon Brown is still not a good politician/person

Good article and thread. I’ve long thought that the entire ontological foundations of western psychology are incoherent. Any attempt to reify human experience is an artifice and turns subject into object. We need to start again from the ground up (and all become Marxists, obviously!)

This is easily explained if you recognise People’s Vote was an anti-Labour, anti-Corbyn enterprise primarily aimed at fucking over the main opposition to the Tory party, and we know that’s what it was, because the guy who put up all the money for it said that was the whole point.

The question you have to ask yourself is - would you really trade all the modern conveniences of 2026 (an AI girlfriend, vape juice etc) for affordable housing?

30 years ago the average cost of a house was £53,000