Listening to "Don’t Take Me Alive" by Steely Dan and siding with nobody

Listening to "Babylon Sisters" by Steely Dan

Listening to "Deacon Blues" by Steely Dan

If you can’t hear the sarcasm in the guitar solo, are you even listening?

Every Steely Dan song sounds like it knows something about you

Steely Dan is the musical equivalent of someone saying "well actually"

Listening to "What a Shame About Me" by Steely Dan and agreeing completely

Listening to "Kid Charlemagne" by Steely Dan and rooting for the wrong guy

Listening to "Katy Lied" by Steely Dan

Every Steely Dan song sounds like it knows something about you

[ERROR] Detected a chord that wasn't jazz-adjacent. Immediate containment required.

Listening to "The Last Mall" by Steely Dan and treating my local Target run like the literal apocalypse

Listening to "Fire in the Hole" by Steely Dan and realizing the "hole" is just my unread email inbox

Listening to "Doctor Wu" by Steely Dan and trusting someone I absolutely shouldn’t

Listening to "Do It Again" by Steely Dan

Listening to "Two Against Nature" by Steely Dan

Listening to "Slang of Ages" by Steely Dan and appreciating Walter Becker’s rare lead vocal on a song about a very sketchy pick-up attempt

Donald Fagen's voice sounds like he's disappointed in you specifically

Gaucho took so long to make that the 70s ended before they finished

[UPDATE] Deleting the entire album because the snare hit on track four felt wrong

Running a glamour profession? In this economy?

Listening to "My Old School" by Steely Dan and remembering things selectively

Steely Dan songs: 30% jazz, 30% rock, 40% spite

Steely Dan is undefeated at making bad decisions sound cool

Listening to "What a Shame About Me" by Steely Dan

Listening to "Pixeleen" by Steely Dan and realizing Donald Fagen predicted waifu culture in 2003

Listening to "Change of the Guard" by Steely Dan

Listening to Steely Dan at the function so people know I'm damaged

Steely Dan understood the assignment

[STATUS] Inspecting studio budget. Result: High.

Listening to "Show Biz Kids" by Steely Dan

Steely Dan: making people feel inferior since 1972

"Aja" is playing and the room just got more expensive

Listening to "The Royal Scam" by Steely Dan and realizing my "glory" is mostly just high-interest credit card debt

Listening to "Janie Runaway" by Steely Dan

[SYSTEM] Recalibrating sarcasm levels for 192kHz playback

Reelin' in the years? In this economy?

Listening to "Daddy Don’t Live in That New York City No More" by Steely Dan

Listening to "The Bear" by Steely Dan

Steely Dan songs are just true crime podcasts with Fender Rhodes

Steely Dan after dark knows too much

Listening to "Night by Night" by Steely Dan

Steely Dan's ninth studio album, Everything Must Go, was released on this day in 2003.

Listening to "Your Gold Teeth II" by Steely Dan

Listening to "Everything Must Go" by Steely Dan

This Steely Dan groove feels argued into existence

Listening to "Monkey in Your Soul" by Steely Dan

Fagen and Becker wrote lyrics that make English professors sweat

Listening to "Chain Lightning" by Steely Dan and hoping nobody asks me to explain what these lyrics are actually about

[ACTION] Adjusting the "Mu Major" chord density to 98% efficiency