Mirror Universe Kira Nerys didn’t pour herself into that silver jumpsuit for a bunch of nerds to get weird about there being some sex scenes in Star Trek.

We are apparently celebrating Valentine's Day by watching Blade: Trinity

Roses are red The sky is above them Find someone* you love And tell them you love them Happy Valentine's Day! I actually love this holiday because I get to tell my friends how great they are, even though I am literally someone who got divorced on a Valentine's day LOL *or pet, object, yourself...

i need everyone to see this beautiful excerpt from my most-used emoji in my own Discord

Roses are red Our resolve hasn't faltered

Autistic baddie that brings her methodical, iterative problem solving skills into the bedroom Autistic baddie that makes you her special interest Autistic baddie and you're pretty sure she's keeping a spreadsheet of what makes you moan louder

Do any other trans gals think about Hellboy shaving off his horns when they have to shave?

turns out the discord situation is worse! the company that will be doing the age verifications with IDs is Persona, a peter thiel aligned company we're going to try to wind down the Kill The Computer discord and try to get a subreddit for the podcasts community up and running

Donnie Darko (2001)

I will absolutely stop dragging the soft animal of my body through the desert repenting But you're gonna have to give me somethin' else to do with it, sugar

whenever i clean my apartment my dog just stands perfectly still in the middle of whatever room i'm in and stares at me like this

Roses are red A baby dog is a pup Girl let's live out The first five minutes of Up Happy Valentine's Day

i'm so far beyond sorrow that i don't have words for it. i try to keep posting my gay little jokes cause i genuinely feel that i and others need them. i do what else i can to help, and to support others who help but some days i truly do not know how to set one foot before another to move forward

RFK abolished pharmacies, y’all! Apothecaries are back! Gonna drop a STACK on unguents and salves, can’t tell me nothin.

Every year of my own life that passes only convinces me more deeply and fervently that estrogen would save Matt Murdock

This and some disappointing adultery

if someone is saying shit like "it's lowkey biphobic that you support AOC even though she won't legalize cannibalism" or "you realize that expecting your room to have windows a luxury belief right" what you're seeing are the charged particles being shot off from polycule fission

*Geoffrey Rush Voice* *During Sex* "Better start believing in high-value females, Miss...you're in one!"

Okay but think about how much data Niantic collects Think about how much info they might have about whose devices were where, when Even if it WAS old data from Ingress

imagine being trans in the 18th century and getting gender euphoria from donning a bonnet lol

GIVE ME SONIA BELMONT AGAIN YOU COWARDS

@moderation.bsky.app this is not what I joined Bluesky for. Please explain how this account violated the rules without ever posting.

throw back to a few years ago when we had a friend stay with us through a rough patch and i had to adjust elements of my lifestyle

My wife told me she spent years watching me pour everything I had into the people around me, as though if I just had enough love come in from others, I wouldn't have to learn to love myself i am starting to love myself but it is a skill - like hope - and it takes time to learn

look what they've done to you

you know how rayman doesnt have any limbs right and hes just got floating feet and hands. do you think he doesnt have a shaft either and its just the tip

You don't "get invited" to the Pokémon themed orgy. It's called "MAGFest," and you have to buy a ticket, and then you have to get lucky with the hotel room lottery, and THEN...

The EU has just voted, by a VERY wide margin, for the full recognition of trans women as women…!

Call of the lonesome train A black wind howls, etc.

AI has fully 70s-pilled me. People used to do things repeatedly until they were so good at them that other people gave them money. One breath from Karen Carpenter's mouth blows the entirety of dumb robot shit into outer space. Fuck.

I'm not actually trans, I just had transitioned cause I've got a natural notch in my eyebrow and i know that means you're a lesbian, so

I'm not actually trans, I fell into a vat of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's All-Purpose Tenderizer and now I'm so soft people keep assuming i'm a woman

Why did you transition, wrong answers only I'm not actually trans, I just have a kink for being mansplained to and there was no other way to scratch the itch

i'm not actually trans, i just transitioned cause the only outfit that ever worked on me was the t-shirt/blazer combo, and then it turned into the uniform of the worst people on earth

Infuriating to watch black and trans people warn folks about Newsom--JUST LIKE THEY WARNED FOLKS ABOUT TRUMP--and see everyone respond with "But he's a Democrat."

can't wait for 30 years from now when we get real late period kevin smith's passion project ala megalopolis/ella mccay

Going to make a thread of every reason to NEVER vote for Newsom. Let's start with:

idea: guy with a rare disorder who drinks 2 gallons of fresh water every time he imagines something

I'm sure that Daniel knows this but in case anyone else wants to know - this line is from Wesley Snipes. Mind you, he didn't improvise it. The writers heard him *say this in casual conversation* and immediately started looking for a place to fit it into the script

Why does Steve Minecraft look like the uncle you're about to have to apologize for at the function

You can always tell when a girl's estrogen is hitting because her posts get better

amazing how yet another round of "you have to promise you'll vote for the shitbag years in advance" reveals itself to have nothing to do with strategy and pragmatics and everything to do with "i am scared and anxious and everyone on the internet needs to promise me everything will turn out alright"

AAA executives: “If this game doesn’t sell 12,000,000,0000,000 copies in 7 seconds everyone is fired” Indie developers: “I have sold 30 copies of the game, this means I can finally afford cheese”

"the score" is one of the worst things your body can keep

I just wrote my first fiction (that wasn't a lyric) in like easily a decade And I think it might be something

my 2003 roommate used my laptop to pirate basically all music ever recorded. he gave it a virus 3 times with *the same* wizard of oz porn parody & i got the bill every time. i knew repair people wouldn’t believe me so times 2 & 3 i just shrugged & said “can’t stop watching that tin man lay pipe.”

there's a reason i type with mine

Yeah, let what is happening to Discord radicalize you against the encroaching of puritan fascism we are seeing in laws world wide. The US, Canada and a good chunk of the EU like Spain are looking into making laws that will actively do the same for a more expansive area of the internet.

“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video

I will model for any artist friend who wants. Any pose, any degree of dress or undress, if it helps avoid this (or if it's useful in any other way)