Trying to masc up for a gag in a music video This is what a man looks like, right?

dare i re-share the Die Hard thread that made my bluesky unusable for a week and a half last year

The REAL "Monster at the End of this Book" isn't Grover It's you. the reader. Despite Grover's obvious torment, you keep turning pages. You are escalating his anxiety to the breaking point, and for what? Because Society says that how you read a book? Disgusting

Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.

STOP CALLING ME A "SUB" I AM SIMPLY A SERVICE-MINDED FOLLOWER OF CHRIST (and a bottom, but that's a total coincidence)

And this one of the main reasons video games are one of the tamest, less challenging mediums. Any attempt to draw outside the lines is cut short by the medium's own structures.

I have had people tell me a DECADE down the line that I made their life meaningfully better on conversations my broken memory can't even conjure back up Be kind, in as many ways as you know how, as often as you can. That shit will outlive you, no question

Build your future. Follow your ghost.

How hard is it to composite myself into a video with myself using the free version of Davinci Resolve? Like, stand in front of a green screen and sing two parts and then superimpose them so we're on screen together

Like I left Twitter in 2023 specifically so that I wouldn't have to drink from that sewer line and every day the worst people are trying to reroute it towards me, fuck off with that

I'm a sides queen #HappyThanksgiving

Build your future. Follow your ghost.

Okay but both Bill & Ted and The Matrix take the fact that Keanu Reeves's default state is "quietly bewildered" and build around that to completely different but brilliantly successful ends

he met 4 trans women for lunch and banned polyamory what did they tell him

i can point to all the little cracks along the way - time i broke down weeping at the nail salon drunk, time I made whole-ass rap album about discomfort w masculinity but i know I admitted it to myself on 4/20/20. because in typical evasive "me" fashion, I made this instead of saying the words

In 1970, a new Thanksgiving Day tradition, called Day of Mourning, began in Plymouth. A Wampanoag man named Wamsutta (Frank) James organized a demonstration to bring awareness to the concerns of the Indigenous community including the way Native people had been written about in history. 🌹

My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy? Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy Nephew: How??? Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine Nephew: … Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor

Kapsalon City, Babeeeee love da Kapsalon

Still love this lil Thanksgiving themed arcade game we made a few years ago 🍠👽🦃🌽

It makes me happy that people still think about my favorite article I ever wrote

look at him go

poem that my dear friend @arcanumb.bsky.social wrote & published this week ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍⚧️

I just want to take a moment to say how amazing @purpleschala.bsky.social is She played John Cage-style prepared piano when i turned a Final Fantasy piece into a foreboding art music piece Went all out on our turbo horny "Santa Baby" cover now shes gleefully enabling maybe my worst idea ever

There's no amount of cruel you can be that ensures cruelty won't happen to you

one year @valuemeal2.bsky.social and I improvised a christmas album. Just 3 bottles of wine, 2 people, 1 mic our very first song is a 53 second exploration of the joys of canned cranberry sauce and i'm still proud of it

One of my personal favourites

running through the Belle & Sebastian discography and Stuart Murdoch is going on my list of "dudes who have written just a few too many songs from women's perspectives" next to Lou Reed which may be what drew me to them in the first place tbh

as gaming meetup tonight ended, crowd dwindled down to me, partner, & 2 other (m/f, cis-het-passing, but known-cool) couples. One wife asks me “by the way, I have to know your skincare secret!” Faced with an incredible setup like that, I had no choice but to come out to all four of them right there

Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it. Everyone, give @skatunenetwork.bsky.social your money. They deserve it.

listen i am pretty low-key in some ways and infamously subby overall but when Cardi B says, "I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroker, I need a Henny drinker, I need a weed smoker" part of me is like "Yes. I could be those things for you, Cardi B."

Also between friends visiting from the U.S. and walking around with my Dutch friend I've gone over 12km every day this week so far That's 23 miles from Monday-Wednesday Doubt I'll keep it up but I'm pleased with myself

Went on a walk with a Dutch gal I met through a local trans group, had a beautiful afternoon On our last walk, social media came up, I asked her if she was on Bluesky, and she said "isnt that the one with the transphobic CEO?" like apparently that was the one thing she'd heard about this place

Inking practice

10 years, huh? I'll bite

giving my freelance clients a discount if their project manager calls me a good girl when i turn things in

one of my favorite shitposts of all time I got 30+ musicians to put 100+ tracks together to make a giant cover of a 6-second failure jingle for a Zelda tribute album includes members of The Game Brass, DiscoCactus, Destiny vocalist @lauraintravia.bsky.social and Joe Zieja (Claude FireEmblem)

Watching folks try and do Thanksgiving themed smut sales or promotions is always so funny because it is the Least Horny Holiday Your theme options are STUFF ME LIKE A DEAD TURKEY or OOOH I'M A BUCKLE ON THE SHOES PURITAN and no shame if either of those do it for you but they are Not Common

the bbc changed their article from saying 'trans woman' to saying 'biological male who identifies as a woman'. even if you don't care about trans ppl it should alarm you just how captured the bbc has become. they will no longer even say 'trans woman'. that's not normal and shows massive bias.

You gotta love yourself better than this

ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted to exceed the damage cap of 9999 with my Critical Attacks...

introduce yourself with four spaceships!!

It's the exact same movie, made for different age brackets Which is why you watch them as a double feature

Guy who transitions because he wants more conversations to pass the Bechdel Test

what do you mean "french tuck" isn't a euphemism for oral sex?

Tech companies - "heres some bullshit no one asked for that we underpaid and overworked employees to get...oh also it spies on you and sends your favorite porn to the people whose respect you most want" Us - "nah thats ok I'll pass" Tech companies - "why are you personally destroying the economy?"

Q is way earlier in the alphabet than it needs to be It's a sicko letter for perverts and it belongs with all the other weirdos like W and Z Instead it's right there with R and S which you use like ALL THE TIME fucked up

"is the moaning at the bridge excessive?" and other extremely normal questions to ask about your Christmas single

The number of privileges one has to give going from straight cis man to lesbian trans woman? You can't do that math without coming to some profound conclusions about the value of gender autonomy.

Guy who transitions because he wants more conversations to pass the Bechdel Test