Nintendo Direct announced that Mario thinks the mushroom kingdom is purgatory. He thinks he died in Brooklyn and this is all a punishment, and he might be right

at some point we need to do a master reset and put all names back up for grabs so games can stop being called shit like Mastery Deliberant: Recumberance of Trinitious

you'll note we don't care enough about consumer privacy to pass a meaningful internet-era privacy law that applies to every company that does business in the U.S., but when China pops up in the conversation suddenly these folks all breathlessly care about what happens to consumer data

The other thing is that Russia and Qatar have become very good at sports washing. They have 20+ years experience now of what they can get away with and how to keep FIFA/IOC on board. The USA has no experience of hosting a tournament as an authoritarian nation, and I think they'll be quite bad at it

Oh. Many such cases, I suppose

A lot of Frank Miller's stuff GOES and we should be appropriating more than just that one TDKR panel tbh

Hey man, are we cool? I noticed a line of candles on the hallway floor lit up automatically in sequence as I approached your door

My wife has been gone for ONE week of an 8-week trip and I already caught myself whispering "she could fix me" about Jolene from Paper Mario Gonna be a long summer

Rewatching Stand Alone Complex with all of the manga and the Oshii films freshly under my belt and drawing connections I hadn't before I'd forgotten that the Major's two girlfriends are actually in SAC more than once

me and who 👀

I'm so tired And I wish I was the moon tonight

Is there such a thing as fanart of Sabin, Cyan, and Gau sharing their one (1) diving helmet

I'm sorry but if you ask me to work for your store, you're gonna pay me. If we don't have an employment contract, then I'll decide the terms on the fly

"The AI generated assets are placeholder and will not exist in the final game"

you should be able to secretly give accounts a rating between -5 and +5 and then their likes count for that much towards the weighted likes total of a post

The phrase "take a leak" never made sense to me. You're depositing a leak. You know what phrase does make sense? "blasting piss". Try it at your next family gathering. "Excuse me for a moment; I gotta go *blast some piss*"

We love it. And! It's rounded at the back, specifically so it fits in a corner. And! It rocks a set of googly-eyes.

Everyone knows that puns are the lowest form of comedy. But did you know that the highest form of comedy is actually "Jokes about The 'Noid"?

asking a straight couple, "but...which one of you is the Marcie and which one is the Peppermint Patty?"

It's funny how "truther" means "someone who believes something false"

There is a LOT to love about SUDA51 but one of the tops is that he absolutely called that trans women would be the best posters on the social Internet back in 2005

My government is finding new ways to dehumanize me faster than I can turn them into kinks 😔

“Vibe-coded Crazy Taxi game” is the most monkey’s paw thing that I can think of

People are gonna try and cancel him for this but he's right

NEW COVER AND I BROKE MY OWN RULE AGAIN BECAUSE XENOGEARS FAM KEEPS HYPING ME UP AND I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL WHEN IT COMES TO XENOGEARS 😭 - My Village is Number One - Xenogears, solo piano arr by Will Buck, from the 2005 fan album Xenogears Light published by OneUp Studios (youtu.be/ZLCPj8D_Yb8?...)

They say googly eyes are the windows to the googly soul

Trade the cash for the beat for the body for the hate

Another jogger in this park caught me trying not to look at her and when I tell you this woman GRINNED at me

Drinkin' gasoline and wine Catch a chill off the stove

I was taught to look for the little man in the canoe but I guess this works, too

Preemptive post:

this is what Wolverine *should* look like but society is too afraid of the consequences

Apparently gonna go hang out in a field with a bunch of lesbians in the middle of the night this month so that's fun

With their testosterone suppressed, trans women typically don't experience the natural, spontaneous erections that the body uses to prevent atrophy. Atrophy can then make bottom surgery more difficult because there's less material to work with. Sending trans women nudes is basically transition care

CELESTE (2018, Maddy Makes Games)

SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB LIFE BY THE HORNS AND ASK "WHY THE FUCK IS LIFE AN ELDRITCH NIGHTMARE WITH HORNS" SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA WRESTLE LIFE TO THE GROUND BY ITS HORNS SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA LOOK DOWN AND TENDERLY PLACE YOUR HAND ON LIFE'S CHEEK AS IT HESITANTLY BITES YOUR LOWER LIP

Keep your head up, golden girl

Sorry, I could absolutely see an FFVI NPC saying this so it had to get run through deathgenerator.com#ff6

See, i was a Southern fella. Didn't much like where that was headed, so I switched directions, and now I'm a Southern gal. You might say I'm sort of a "reverse cowgirl"

i can really imagine coach mcgirk saying "It's a tool, Brendan." then having full blown ai psychosis later in the episode

The "Fi" in WiFi doesn't stand for anything. The name was created by a brand consulting group tasked with coming up with something "a little catchier than 'IEEE 802.11b Direct Sequence'". An early ad campaign used the phrase "wireless fidelity," which doesn't mean anything and was never the intent.

Oh him? No that’s just Misogyny Dave, he’s actually a good leftist and a great comrade. Yeah everyone likes him and all his ex girlfriends said nothing bad to me, his best friend, when I asked them about it while he was, oh, several feet away.

It's Pride Month, so once again here's Sappho's Reply, one of the most powerful queer poems ever. Written by Rita Mae Brown at the height of the post-Stonewall struggles, it's the origin of "an army of lovers shall not fail/cannot lose." Y'all, we are going to win.

me, before and after transition

@craftlibrarian.bsky.social's new bit is apparently to say "Happy Pride" every time she kisses me for the entire month of June

I'm actually realizing that I've become very uncertain about which of the dinosaurs I grew up loving are actually regarded as real by modern science and I'm sheepish about claiming any of them as a favorite in case I'm made a fool of And that's no way to go through life

another college notebook doodle from the "there were no signs" pile

show me one picture from star trek that perfectly embodies your aura. @craftlibrarian.bsky.social said she knew just the one for me and I was ready for Jadzia dealing Tongo or Captain Angel being a badass and instead I get this