Girl who's so good at flirting she rewires your intrusive thoughts Just washing dishes and getting slammed with the mental image of everything she's gonna do to you instead of your usual wave of panic Girl who makes your brain a kinder place to live

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gendo," i holler as i overturn my father's EVA and turn the 3rd Impact into the 3rd Shit

it's remarkable how like, you can visibly notice how people who still use X regularly are either getting dragged to the right (if on the centre-left or centre) or just getting more toxic in general

Did you know the Emperor had a real name in Warhammer 40 K? It's Jeff Warhammer. That's where the Warhammer from the name comes from

Personally I would simply not touch fuzzy, and consequently, would not get dizzy

Millions of copyrighted songs were fed to AI music generators - now there's proof Suno and rivals are being sued for $150k per song. A sum that would bankrupt these companies and set an important precedent.

The 2026 Ghost in the Shell Revisitation continues. I've read: The Ghost in the Shell GitS 1.5: Human-Error Processor GitS The Human Algorithm, volumes 1-8 GitS 2: Man-Machine Interface Sleepless Eye was never translated and my Japanese isn't that good. There is of course a little more to read

i don't have many problems with technology as-is so much as i have a problem with being both nickel-and-dimed and surveilled by police for every breathing moment

awhile back i gave a friend some moving boxes and she texted me a photo of this one like "who...even ARE you?"

The thing about Millennial nostalgia is on one hand it's toxic to think the world didn't have problems just because you were too young to understand them On the other hand the with end stage capitalism kicking into gear we're the first generation in the U.S. materially worse off then our parents

The Man will tell you that hot dogs aren't for breakfast, and then he's gonna turn around and sell you breakfast sausages. Do you get it yet?

Okay this landscape seems dotted with some kind of Traversal Sphincter that slorps you up and then expels you elsewhere and I shudder to imagine what happens between points A and B

And there goes my favorite incarnation of The Tick, one of my oldest and most deeply rooted comforts

Going to bed before 3am can I get a W in the chat

-Buff Waffle House waitress asks me how I like it- Me (fighting back spitting out my coffee): Ummmm smothered, covered, and topped... WAIT!!!!!!!!! You meant my hash browns, right?!

Watching World Cup tourists lose their mind of American fast food is making me homesick as fuck. I want a tower of square beef and bacon from Wendy's dammit. I wanna go to Chili's for a watered down margarita and fried chicken dipped in straight high fructose corn syrup and Red 40 I miss home

I will pay extra to have that guacamole prepared at a different tableside. Please. Stop making eye contact with me. Can I help? Isn’t there a kitchen? Why are we allowing this to happen as a society

Wait, is the hentai critter southern-coded? Am I experiencing regional solidarity with the hentai critter

LOOK AT WHAT MY PERFECT FRIEND DID LOOK AT IT

"vivian is the only trans partner in the paper mario series" she's the only *confirmed* trans partner. they're all trans to the discerning gamer

What did Gargoyles know when they made despotic billionaire Xanatos do ayahuasca & become enamored with the Native American trickster Coyote spirit & then appropriate its symbology to create an artificially intelligent ambitious android in his image that was also obsessed with trolling 6 gargoyles.

What in the dual-harness skydiving fuck just happened

The whole "you have to actively stave off atrophy if you care about not atrophying" thing brings a real weird vibe to the days that you are sad or have mixed feelings about your body

I just don't think that the sewer is allowed to complain about reaping

Happy Bloomsday, everyone! Don't forget to masturbate on a beach

multiple studies have shwon that people behave worse on-line under their real name. thast why i think that we should force people to use their real names,, on-line.. lets turn this shit up to 11

Alternatively: consider that 69ing is egalitarian and mutual aid in the purist sense. It only becomes capitalist of a third party is jerking off to it, thereby extracting value without contributing

69ing, the most perfectly reciprocal position, is emblematic of capitalism, reduces sex to a transaction, and thus engaging in it is counter revolutionary

my vein too big, my nougat too sweet

You don't have to answer the door for the Feds. Do not voluntarily talk to the Feds. If they have a warrant signed by an actual judge, then they can do precisely what the warrant says. But DO NOT TALK TO THE FEDS. Do not answer the door. If you're arrested, your only words are "I want a lawyer."

I love that everyone's awestruck by the devastation and then this one fuckin dude is hitting the Shaggy Defense Bro my airship crashed cause a whale hit it while chasing six dragons to THIS LOCATION I am AWARE your dumb ass did not level the city

Gettin my southern ass kicked outta the group chat for self-identifying as a "tgal"

apparently Wizard with a Gun is on Turbosale; you can grab it for five bucks and if you shell out for the soundtrack you can hear yours truly sing like I'm gargling razor blades and acid I don't think my voice even *goes* this low anymore but I had a blast working with @ryanikeaudio.bsky.social

Sloan has an entire song about fucking Feist while she was in a relationship with her Broken Social Scene bandmate Andrew Whiteman it's not the best song on the album but like...come on

In fairness, the historical memory of the Suffragettes that's been actively maintained by liberal feminists has erased all the arson, bombing and suicide protest attacks in favour of loads of twee bullshit about votes for women sashes and glorifying simultaneously Emeline Pankhurst and Nancy Astor..

Take it from someone who got a fedknock over a Twitter post: don’t talk to the feds. Don’t let them inside your home. Tell them you won’t speak to them without a lawyer present, take a card (under the door) and tell them to kindly fuck off

explain your @ i first joined social media in 2006. facebook was new. our school's domain had just been added to it. my friends started a group called "<Rachel's Deadname> is my Mother Away from Home" mind you i didn't come out for another 14 years. i just always had a nurturing way about me

Terra Branford walking around the Veldt in red fuck-me pumps looking for a fight is an entire mood

Clinging to a feeling like a fish on a line

The game did the work of honoring Southern culture, and the way that it is built on African folklore. It saw the language we use in the South, the superstitions we build our lives around and said that it is not only worthy, but it is thanks to Black people and culture that we have this beauty.

The degree to which the games industry eats its own is insane. Imagine if winning an oscar got your production company shuttered. Imagine if winning a national book award got your future book deals canceled. This is how the video games business behaves!

tweets with no context

Dune Cat Budget Version

people knocked on the door, turned out to be Jehovah's Witnesses. But they opened the convo with "What do you think about...the future?" and before i even processed the question i heard myself say, "oh, I try not to do that"

"Expectant Moms Await SCOTUS Birthright Decision" is a hell of a headline for "Will Unelected Oligarchs Overturn the Result of the Civil War."