THIS This is doing the work #CoherentComedy

🍓TWO HOUR WARNING🍓 Lovely to see lots of you with tickets - we are going to put on a great show - supported by these incredible acts… 🍓Aaron Weight 🍓Nick Kirk 🍓AWK Stanmor 🍓Zoe Thorne #CoherentComedy

Because of how time works, this is now TONIGHT!! 🤩 Free online comedy! You can watch from home, you don't even have to get dressed. I might not! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/coherent-c... And a very Happy Anniversary to @coherentcomedy.bsky.social 🥳

Comedy = tragedy + time Scarborough Fair = parsley, sage, rosemary + thyme

Last night's office: the North Norfolk Railway for a murder mystery. Meet John Makepeace, a medical sales rep from New York, with a hideous hairdo and surprisingly alright fashion sense. He learned the truth behind a murder, but unfortunately got himself murdered for it. Great fun!

A lot of people won't believe me when I say this, but did you know that it is possible to create posters and other promotional imagery without using AI? It seems crazy, I know, but it's 100% true! 🤯

Tonight I am performing in a murder mystery on a train! (No, it's not just another normal day on the northern line...)

Just October things 🥰 #CuteGhostie

My review of Tuesday night's Space Karaoke is now published. "Flailing and unsure, a bloated exploration of cosmic awkwardness with fleeting and infrequent moments of excellence." ayoungishperspective.co.uk/2025/10/01/r...

I went to the dentist again this morning, and the right side of my face is still numb. I know why the phantom chose to wear a mask now...

It's October. 👻

Free online comedy this Monday night! I'll be there, along with five other fantastic comedians. See you there!! #AaronSays #Comedy #CoherentComedy @coherentcomedy.bsky.social

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Tonight was one of the weirdest things I've ever seen on stage - flitting wildly between jarring clumsiness and unexpected flashes of brilliance. Beforehand, someone said "we know someone in it, but not if it's going to be good or not" Even now, I don't think I do either. Review coming soon! 😅

I know we live in the age of apathy, but a copy and paste generic response to a pretty major/prestigious application process is still a bit of a slap in the face, especially when you know the applicant personally. I think I'd have preferred to just not hear back at all. (Continues...)

LONDON FOLK: I have one spare ticket for this tonight (I'm reviewing) anyone fancy joining me? www.baronscourttheatre.com/spacekaraoke

I discovered my shirt had a superpower so I pestered the venue to give me a blackout cue so I could demonstrate... 😄 Recorded at London's Museum of Comedy at my heat of Leicester Square Theatre's New Comedian of the Year 2025 competition. Great fun! #AaronSays #Comedy #StandUp #London

Imgur have cut off all access from the UK, rather than deal with the bullshit of age verification they've just blocked us. Fucksakes. RIP my meme trawling and dumps I guess.

A lovely time with gig #8 - I actually had to cut a whole section out because the audience participation was going so well, including some quite profound discussion and learning around eggs! 😆 Thanks to Hooma Comedy for such a great night! 👌

Good morning! Its a whole new week! What better way to start the week than by playing the game described as "I became genuinely worried how much I wanted to strangle the horse" and "is there even a horse in this?" i will strangle a horse A game. By me. brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...

Updated the gigs list, with the now announced @coherentcomedy.bsky.social spot and tonight's sudden addition. Find all the deets at aaronsays.co.uk/comedy

Last minute addition to the gigs list, TONIGHT in Norwich, with Hooma Comedy Club at The Mischief. A great lineup for just £1 (or PWYW) TICKETS: www.hoomacomedy.com/norwich-sept...

Didn't make the top three, but I did get to see 11 other excellent comedians doing their thing, and enjoy the lovely venue atmosphere again for a bit. (🤞🏻 for the wild card chance...) Plus I got to debut my new T-shirt which glows in the dark! 🤩 I didn't know that until this morning lol.

Minor scramble panic - got to the station I normally leave from and found the line closed!! Quickly made my way to the end of the district line instead and now on my way in. Good thing I’m totally normal with and fine about being even slightly delayed, isn’t it? 🙃

Weirdly, consider how much I work with and love comedy, I often find it quite strange to refer to myself as a comedian. Anyway, I’m off to take another swipe at that silly brain talk by participating in a prestigious comedy competition in London. Wish me luck, pals. ☺️

Catching the last train. Ish.

Tomorrow!! 🤩 I’m rather pleased that it’s quite a familiar venue to me, one fewer thing to worry about…

Guess who is back on the roads again? Meeeee!! Got myself a lovely new* Corsa, in red this time, oooo… so I’m able to be out and about and going wherever the whim takes me again, hopefully a lot more comedy gigs etc. Wheeee!! 🤩

All this fearmongering around autism isn’t abstract it lands directly on autistic kids. They hear it. They feel it. They know when they’re being treated like problems instead of people ♾️ it’s so F’d up

Tonight, 4y8mos in, my 1st major D&D campaign concluded - spectacularly. I've finished crying, so it's time to raise a toast to the players whose incredible teamwork and tactics carried them to victory over the vampire lord; and to celebrate the good times we all shared as players. I. Love. D&D.

People tell me that I have a face for radio, so... I’m joining RWSFM (103.3) as a volunteer trainee presenter. It doesn’t guarantee I’ll get to the point of going live on air, but it feels nice to share as an achievement in itself for now. Watch these airwaves for more details in coming months! 🤩

Today's fuck off list: Nigel Farage Donald Trump Who else?

If you vote for Reform, if you think they have a point, if you are even considering voting for them, you're a racist. No excuses, no exceptions. Fucking sick of it. Own what you are.

hang on wait. lets think for a moment. Would this mean was could get rid of US born Boris Johnson? www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

The Reform right like the MAGA right are completely fact averse and know that they can bullshit their way to power because their followers simply don't care about truth. That's the threat this country faces, and it strikes me that our media are ill equipped to tackle it and failing us all.

Would gently remind all the people pointing at our potential next government and saying "but that's Illegal/impossible!" that things being illegal and incredibly stupid do not matter to fascists, see also: USA.

Oh reform are on their fuckery again I see. *sigh*

People get in a tizzy about whether to use legal or practical or moral arguments, to deploy reason or emotion, data or storytelling. The answer is: everything. Let him have it.

What idiot managed to get a horrendous sunburn in late September?? 😭 (My skin matches my profile picture background now)

Good Times. #Taskmaster

The Boy is designing lighting FX for me (lol) and I’m trying to replicate the nice gentle LED sparkle effect seen in TV studio backgrounds sometimes - I just can’t find any particular examples to show him. Anyone know what I’m talking about, and has a suggestion of a show that uses that effect? 🤔

Do I say "indeed" too much? It is indeed a question to be pondered, today.

🍓OCTOBER🍓 📅 Monday 6th October 20:00 🖥️ Online, via Zoom 🎟️ Tickets are free and available at the below link 👇 www.eventbrite.com/e/1553059606...

🍓OCTOBER LINE-UP🍓 Full line-up for our anniversary show - we’d love to see you there it’s going to be a celebration of everything we’ve been building for the last year Its 6th October at 8pm, get tickets below 👇 #CoherentComedy

Today I offer a reminder of the word ‘forswunk’ (13th century): exhausted from too much work. To be ‘foreswunk’ (my own version) is to be exhausted before you even begin.

My first published review for @youngishpers.bsky.social - last night's show, Rachel Creeger - Ultimate Jewish Mother. 4.5* "Warmly witty, proudly self-deprecating joyful Jewish home truths." ayoungishperspective.co.uk/2025/09/18/r...

I have been trying to buy fewer dice, lately. No, really! But when I saw these volcanic/magma/scorched effect ones in my favourite FLGS - i just had to have them. (BlueSky is shit for threads but please do read on…!)

I FOUND IT YESSSSSSSSS

A while back I found a trove of weird music making games/tools online that would allow multiple people to log on at once and make music together. I know I wrote them down in a list and kept it somewhere, but I can't find the bloody list now. So annoying!!

LONDON (or not?) PALS Sunday 28th September at 4.30pm I'm performing in a heat of the New Comedian of the Year Competition at the Museum of Comedy. It would be lovely to see some friends in the crowd...! museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/... #AaronSays #Comedy