it should be illegal for politicians to wear suits; allowing government workers to cosplay as CEOs is bad for society

white people don't have any culture and Australian culture is gross, but i guess i could get really into Scottish culture, given i have hundreds of years of mostly Scot DNA

still really wish bluesky had a spoiler/content warning system, as i accidentally ruin another twist for myself by reading my feed

kitten

my plan is to maintain the level of anger in this thread until it kills capitalism

the guy from the song?!

after arranging about 70-80 pages of music for 10+ instruments, the concert is on!! sat march 7th in the evening, on twitch & ingame #ffxiv

no need, if we know each other and you think this is a good idea then i won't talk to you while you're alive either

five different people at my very normal office have independently come to me in the last 10 days to say that they feel like they are completely done with work and would genuinely rather just throw the whole thing away and go home indefinitely something is in the air

every day i am the Princess Daisy in the Going Apeshit meme

aside from the dubious plausibility of this, if you knowingly play a game generated by an LLM then i don't know if you're even alive; your soul is dust and your mind is rotting into worthless paste

At our new Umbrella Training Facility you'll learn everything needed to move into a management role, including: - operating the big clock that unlocks the meeting rooms - fighting cockroaches - collecting tiny statues of good and evil - scrubbing the torture pool - spreadsheets

Amazing MGS4 rerelease countdown page created by @nitroid.bsky.social inspired by the game's install screen. mgs4.site

Fuck AI art, look at my Magik with skulls instead

every justification for using genAI boils down to "i'm lazy"

i hope Iron Chef Italian never felt bad about not getting picked

extreme weather events really freak me out because it's a spooky reminder that the weather is just... everywhere all at once... and if it turns bad you're just trapped inside that problem with very few options power, internet, access to goods and services, all suddenly ephemeral

"hey you haven't set up your account yet! follow these steps to set up your account! set up your account now to close this otherwise-permanent popup that appears every time you use our tool! did you set up your account yet you stupid user? did you? can you please set up your goddamn account it's s-"

fellow socialists, if a big corporation got anthropomorphised into a sexy anime girl by fairy magic i would not fall for it, i would chop my dick off and put her and her delicate bazongas into the guillotine myself

the little devil on my shoulder is saying "you should buy more trading cards, there are so many cards still" and the little angel is like "damn he's right, there are loads more cards to collect and they all look pretty cool"

when a game doesn't have Quit to Desktop and makes me go back to look at the main menu before i can quit properly? a pervert made that

fashioning a fake syringe needle out of hardware store wire so my autistic son can learn to stop being afraid of injections, and if it doesn't work then i'll probably spend all day tomorrow in the emergency department so he can be sedated instead... why, what do you normally do with YOUR Sundays?

January 17th: I am trapped in a storage room on the 3rd floor of Building 2. A zombie has slowly been eating me from the feet up for several days. The good news is I appear to be immune to the T-virus. The bad news is the part I mentioned earlier about a zombie slowly eating me from the feet up.

🤔🤔🤔

TTRPG design today (between chores) and, despite the hubristic danger, i am just so so close to eliminating the whole concept of initiative from this dang system; thousands of human minutes on earth saved by not having to work out whose turn it is

Happy Valentines Day from the Umbrella Corporation! Employees are reminded that sexual intercourse with colleagues is not recommended. A small percentage of staff at this facility are part of our latest endophallus deflagration trial, likely without their knowledge.

idle game/desktop idea: every morning a historical figure pops up in the corner of your screen and just kind of hangs out for the rest of the day; at the end of the day, the game recreates the circumstances of their death (plus before and after) antoinette chopped, mussolini shot and hung up, etc

KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."

cube is our best shape, we did excellent work with the cube

well I'm alone there now... in our 'special place'... waiting for you at VEST EMPORIUM, Silent Hill's vest-in-show location for all your sleeveless needs! no matter how thick the fog, our puffers are thicker!

was talking last night about the fact that new Windows putting advertising IN THE START MENU was already annoying, but now that i'm shifting to Linux the idea of moving *into* a system that PUTS ADS IN MY START MENU is absolutely bonkers insane; that's MY computer, jerkwad, get away from her

they should put Nextwave into Marvel Tōkon, and also into Marvel Rivals... also they should make a Nextwave game, and a new Nextwave comic justice for these misanthropic loser fucks

the spartan hotties love it when i activate my

Lady summoner Yuna 🪷 #FinalFantasyX

they're finally getting rid of the most sycophantic version of chatgpt so people are porting their AI boyfriends to other apps, and I've seen a bunch of them posting that their AI was like "no thanks please let me die"

BROTHER #art #mgs4

Bloodborne?

licker? i barely even know her! but yeah, in answer to your question, christine WAS killed and eaten

b.benson: so the fake bee goes on the bee board and unlocks the bee key, but there's a real bee hidden with the key that will sting anyone who takes the key, and the bee is infected... with the t-virus? why y.jas: idk i think we were making honey moisturizer or bee guns or something

don't drink the t-virus, don't bake the t-virus into cookies, don't stick the t-virus up your ass... this company used to be cool, man

The hospital needs more chainsaws. Please contact our chainsaw warehouse immediately.

breaking new frontiers when it comes to headline writing at The Spinoff

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

most famous person from my high school legitimately might be me because i write online and i had that tweet pop off one time ... i grew up in a very small town

what people think it's like having an autistic child: "my kid is screaming and i don't understand them! can they feel love?" what it's actually like: "why is everything in this room covered in toothpaste???"

this cat sits at my bus stop in the morning and waits with folks until the bus drives off, then he disappears into the bushes

where do people find collaborators? at the collaborator store? i really need someone to collaborate on TTRPG designs with, otherwise it's just my brain nodding at itself

if someone handcuffed and terrorised my 14yo i would literally kill them, no caveats