*Papa Roach voice* TOOK MY WIFE AND TWO NIECES TO DISNEYLAND RESORT

A lovely review from the Sydney Morning Herald with some new quotes for the poster

Please, Mr Dad was my father. Call me Dad.

SURPRISE! 🎉 We've just added a second Work in Progress show for Glenn Moore! ✨ Tickets at machcomedyfest.co.uk 🎟️

SYDNEY! I’m doing my tour show at the Comedy Store tonight and tomorrow, both shows are very close to selling out so grab your tickets from the link below. Classic evening fixture kick-off at 19:45 Tickets: sydneycomedyfest.com.au/event/glenn-moore-please-sir-glenn-i-have-some-moore/

Stripped of his titles

Found a ton of birds in Melbourne today with a great bunch of comedians, but here’s the problem with birds: they don’t buy tickets to your show. You can, though! By following this link: comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/glenn-moore-please-sir-glenn-i-have-some-moore/

It’s a day off today in Melbourne BUT my show is back on tomorrow through to Sunday. Get tickets here: comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/glenn-moore-please-sir-glenn-i-have-some-moore/

MELBOURNE! My show starts tonight at the comedy festival. I’m here for a couple of weeks, tickets can be found here: comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/glenn-moore-please-sir-glenn-i-have-some-moore/

[Paperback Writer voice]:

Bit of stupid from Mock The Week

New Mock The Week, tonight at 9pm on TLC!

Typical, here's me thinking I'm going to have a quiet weekend and then my great grandmother's amulet starts glowing.

Finally found a pub showing tonight’s Mock The Week. 9pm, tonight, TLC

Did you know I have a gaming podcast? Did you know it’s out every Thursday and there’s a new episode out today? Did you know it’s called Button Boys? I mean sorry do you know fucking anything?

75 dates done, let’s go to bed

FINAL UK TOUR SHOW TONIGHT! My 7th London date of this run, Leicester Square, 7pm. Last few tickets here: glennmoorecomedy.com

When they changed the design of Sonic for the movie I thought it would be funny to send some really graphic hentai to a friend and it was one of the worst decisions I’ve ever made

Scenes we’d like to see from the most recent episode of Mock The Week ALSO there is one chance left to see me on tour in the UK. London, tomorrow, 7pm! Tickets here: glennmoorecomedy.com

Sorry, just needed to get this out of my system

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the only day of the year I can post my pancake day bit

New Mock The Week! 9pm! TLC! Stand up round is a head to head between me and Keyworth in the ultimate Button Boys showdown

New Mock The Week! 9pm! TLC! Stand up round is a head to head between me and Keyworth in the ultimate Button Boys showdown

Lovely tour shows in Bath and Worcester over the weekend, and brilliant to see the respective audiences enjoying themselves in these mid-show snaps. Salisbury is this Friday, next week is Brighton, Reading (sold out) and London! Tickets: glennmoorecomedy.com

Lovely sold out tour show in Poole last night, and what a pleasure to meet all 13 of you. Tonight in Bath is sold out, and Worcester tomorrow is headed the same way, so I’m going to PROMOTE Brighton and London in 2 weeks! Tickets in bio

Got reunited with these today

Lovely tour show in Chorley and what a treat to perform in the round. Poole and Bath are sold out this week, but there are still tickets available for Worcester on Saturday: glennmoorecomedy.com

Lovely tour show in Salford and huge thanks to last night’s audience member. 10 tickets left for tonight’s extra show in Chorley! Tickets: glennmoorecomedy.com

Lovely tour show in Durham, and huge thanks to my support act DriveSmart, who opened the evening with a full speed awareness course. The final smattering of tickets for Salford tonight and the extra show in Chorley tomorrow can be found here: glennmoorecomedy.com

Lovely tour show in Sheffield last night despite the space being double booked with a foam party. Durham tonight is sold out BUT there is a very small amount of tickets left for MANCHESTER (Saturday) and the extra CHORLEY show (Sunday). Tickets: glennmoorecomedy.com

What a special night in York and what a venue. Tonight the tour comes to Sheffield! Balcony seats still available. Manchester on Saturday now only has about 10 tickets remaining. Last ones here: glennmoorecomedy.com

Lovely outdoor tour show in Bridgwater at the weekend. This week’s dates: YORK tonight: 3 tickets left! SHEFFIELD tomorrow: Balcony tickets left! DURHAM Thursday: Sold out! MANCHESTER Saturday: 15 balcony tickets left! CHORLEY EXTRA SHOW Sunday: Come! Tickets: glennmoorecomedy.com

Please listen to Button Boys.

It’s new Button Boys episode day! O, gracious day! Listen and watch wherever you find your podcasts

Look, I noticed some of you didn’t get me anything for my birthday yesterday. Still looking for the perfect gift for me? Buy tickets to any of the few tour dates that aren’t sold out yet! They are: BRIDGWATER this Saturday! SHEFFIELD next Wednesday! MANCHESTER next Saturday! CHORLEY next Sunday!

Had the craziest dream you came to see me on tour this week at Aldershot (extra show Thurs) and Bridgwater (Sat) but not Colchester (Fri) because it’s sold out. Felt so real. Tickets: glennmoorecomedy.com

Anyone mind if this white boy speaks a little english this evening?

I’m calling it now: 2026 is going to be your year. Especially if you get tickets for the second leg of my tour. Check glennmoorecomedy.com for shows in the likes of Manchester, London, Brighton and Sheffield!

Feels odd to not be setting all these alarms for the first time since 2018, but looking forward to the lie-in. Happy new year!

EXTRA TOUR DATES ALERT! We’ve added a bunch of extra shows including another London one if you couldn’t get tickets for Soho this week. See you there!

ME (Terrified, tearfully repeating this over and over again under my duvet):

For Button Boys listeners, my tradition of finishing more than 100 games a year continues. Here are the 105 games I rolled credits on in 2025. Fight me to the death in the comments.

For Button Boys listeners, my tradition of finishing more than 100 games a year continues. Here are the 105 games I rolled credits on in 2025. Fight me to the death in the comments.

If you enjoyed my new special, you can see me live and touring a completely different show! Lots of dates in 2026. Come, come, I show you: Glennmoorecomedy.com

If you enjoyed my new special, you can see me live and touring a completely different show! Lots of dates in 2026. Come, come, I show you: Glennmoorecomedy.com

Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May

Right then: time to neglect that Christmas dog.

My debut stand up special is now available on demand on Sky and Now TV. Hope you enjoy it!

I love listening to this podcast and I’ve been looking forward to doing this episode for ages - hear our countdowns of our favourite games of 2025, right here!

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