#ACMS 📆 Monday 12 January 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ buy online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with @barrstard.bsky.social, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @hollyburncomedy.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask

god, what a day... tickets are on sale for SCARAMOUCHE JONES (esquire, clown, englishman) tickets in bio.

#ACMS 📆 Monday 12th May 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £10+ online, from wegottickets.com/event/657033/ till 5pm on Monday, then £12 on the door 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @barrstard.bsky.social, with @michaelbrunstrom.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names

What a lovely #ACMS we had on Monday, hooray us, hooray: 😍 hosts @turlygod.bsky.social and @joznorris.bsky.social 🎄 the three A Terrible Idea ticket-holders / elves 🍯 cookie monster @chloebadcliffe.bsky.social 📺 historical topical joke lord @harihkanth.com 💦 the piss-funny Sharlin Jahan

Tomorrow! The Phoenix! #ACMS! (Picture unrelated, as that's Mr Fruit Salad onstage with @turlygod.bsky.social, who is a different comic to @joznorris.bsky.social, who IS on the bill.)

@doctorcuriosity.bsky.social happy birthday, birthday friend.

creepy

#ACMS 📆 Monday 14th April 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £3/£7/£10 from wegottickets.com/event/653549/ 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with e.g. Kathy Maniura, @matthighton.bsky.social, Pope Lonergan, Sam Eley, Sharlin Jahan, Steffen Hånes, AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names

#ACMS 📆Monday 10th March 🏰The Phoenix pub 🎟️£8+ from wegottickets.com/event/650104/ 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with eg @adamlarter.bsky.social, @charlievmartin.bsky.social, @brainmage.bsky.social, @tomwhistom.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names

#ACMS 📆Monday 10th February 🏰The Phoenix 🎟️£8+ in advance from wegottickets.com/event/646074/ 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with Ada Campe (@naomipaxton.bsky.social), @alwinsol.bsky.social, @bexturnercomedy.bsky.social, AND MORE 🌈free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names

leeds leeds leeds!

And, rather than aligning with the victims of this hatred - trans people who are attacked or murdered or who take their own lives which feel impossible to live - this 'Labour' Government stands with their oppressors. Because they are wealthier and more powerful and Labour believes in nothing.

how the fuck did #starmer manage to appoint #siddiq to cabinet position, let alone one with such a dumb and potentially ironic title. her aunt is provably #corrupt and has jailed political enemies as well as stoked religious division in a once proudly intellectual secular country. #bangladesh

Joz was saying at yesterday's gig you could bring people back to watching linear TV by not publishing What's On information. Just tell people Traitors is on on Tuesday. They'll have to have the telly on all day lest they miss it. In much the same way, tickets for our next show are only NOW onsale!

Pictured, @turlygod.bsky.social sitting bolt upright in 1666, having been woken by the HORRIFYING NEWS that not everyone has yet bought their tickets for Monday's #ACMS.

pretty much the only redeeming feature of this list is that "street legal" is above "desire". madness. #BobDylan www.spin.com/2024/12/ever...

#ACMS 📅Monday Jan 13th, 7:30pm 🏰The Phoenix 🎟️£6+ in advance from wegottickets.com/event/642652/ 😻hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with Alex Franklin & Nikola McMurtrie, Caroline Mabey, @joznorris.bsky.social, Pope Lonergan, AND MORE 🌈free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names

isn't that the snl gag?

it is andoni iraola... (ee-raow-la). anyone who says otherwise should lose their job on telly.

#ACMS 📅09/12/24 🕣19:30 🏰The Phoenix, London 🎟️£6/£8 in advance from wegottickets.com/event/639737/ 🎅hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with e.g. @laurencetuck.bsky.social, panto guests @alexanderybennett.bsky.social & @leslieis.cool, AND MORE 🎁free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us yr names

right. i think that's my new playlist done. enjoy! #thompilation open.spotify.com/playlist/6Cg...

this is what eastbourne is getting tonight. gold.

Come to #ACMS on Monday 9th December, @turlygod.bsky.social is writing a panto (oh yes he is) and it will be OH HEY even better than the time everyone in the Soho Theatre got to make up toy aeroplanes and throw them at him.

but like I say I have no complaints. we landed on a very simple formula early which I will now share for the benefit of all bands 1. always kick ass live 2. make records people want to own whether they can get them free or not 3. tithe 40% to Rhynle, the mysterious lake man who promised you fame

drake is a whiny little bitch

QRP with your skull art

post a video game gif from the year you were born...

come on, leeds! #lufc

i make occasional playlists and i like to think i am very good at it. here is the latest: open.spotify.com/playlist/0Kb... search "#thompilation" on spotify for more. been doing it for yonks. #music #playlist #compilation

the energy i'm bringing in 2025

does this trigger another year extension on pep's contract? #mcfc #thfc #premierleague

post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

some wholesome trump content open.spotify.com/track/3NVrNb...

practicing my acting

hello. is this better than the other place, then?