just make a fucking sandwich

Some of the most politically progressive people i know eat regularly at McDonalds. When did we stop going 'what are you fucking on about?' This is not snobbery. It is good old fashioned boycotting an awful fucking business.

In 2026 can we normalise not going to McDonalds? I haven't been since I was 13 and I do not miss it. They are a horrible company. Horrible food. If you think its fun / ironic / cheap / nostalgic that is just their marketing working. Fuck McDonalds

"Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace"

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

10 years ago today we lost Queen Elizabeth. She reigned over this country with dignity and compassion. She brought the nation together and didn't suffer fools gladly. With her this country was united. She was a powerful voice. Thoughts go out to her children. x

10 years ago today we lost Queen Elizabeth. She reigned over this country with dignity and compassion. She brought the nation together and didn't suffer fools gladly. With her this country was united. She was a powerful voice. Thoughts go out to her children. x

Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

The feeling I felt watching was familiar but I couldn't place it for a few minutes....then I realised....I felt the way I feel when I'm at a party and Cards Against Humanity comes out.

This Friday evening is The Morl Society: A livestream of short niche presentations delivered by people who signed up to give short niche presentations. Even I'm not 100% on what they're all about, exactly. Watch live from 7.30pm at www.twitch.tv/seanmorl

We need solutions, not scapegoats. Stop attacking asylum seekers and tax the rich instead!

"You can agree or disagree with him, but Polanski does not pretend to be something he is not. He is unusually willing for a politician to give a straight answer to questions. Does he want to rejoin the EU? “Yes." observer.co.uk/news/nationa...

The man who inspired this six years ago I often still see round my neighbourhood, and he still hasn't found the rest of his car.

Fuck Around (making a rocket ship at home in Lancashire with help from your dog) & Find Out (that the moon really is made of cheese)

Most of us have no idea how bad it is inside ICE detention centers because they have kept it hidden. Then a truth teller shows up and says it plain. The conditions are filthy. The treatment is inhumane. The abuse is Systematic and routine.

Great! Do that instead, and maybe stop stealing copyrighted ideas to fuel your energy-guzzling sycophancy engine that hallucinates fake facts and endangers vulnerable users? Just a thought…

I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.

I didn't know that Sooz sings, but this sounds legit and a good thing to support.

I ranked the work of Ricky Gervais.

Gunna start a course to teach posh comedians how to do day jobs.

What Yardbirds songs should I listen to? I very much enjoy 'For your love' and 'Over under sideways down' but I know so little else.

Two jumps in a week! Feeling pretty chuffed with that tbh.

A unique Halloween experience which is pure joy. Jaws meets Hot Fuzz meets The Mighty Boosh. Loved it last night, go this weekend.

Thanks to everyone that came to KILLER SEAGULLS ... of Somerset last night. We had a blast! Two more shows left; tickets still available: museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

31 Oct/1 Nov: Two more spooky chances to catch this year’s Weirdos Comedy Halloween show. The Birds meets Hot Fuzz at the Museum of Comedy. www.museumofcomedy.com/killer-seagu...

If you’re in London come on down to this. They’re always the most nuts, stupid shows. The never get done again. Rehearsals have been very funny. 🐦

Our three-night run of KILLER SEAGULLS [of Somerset] begins tomorrow night at the Museum of Comedy. This show has a stellar cast - get yourself a ticket from here: museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

'On after the band'

Netflix would be so good if you could pause it.

Ian and Charlie finally having that chat.

£532,000 to rebrand this logo. That’s what the government spent - £532k to change the name and one colour. The UK is falling apart, we are taxed to oblivion, and half a million is wasted on this. Your taxes are being squandered in front of your eyes. A disgrace.

Yes I'm doing a bit. I'm always doing a bit.

Very happy Zack Polanski has entered the political mainstream. What a breath of fresh air. I do feel like he could be slightly related to Alex Horne. They have similar charming mannerisms.

Very happy Zack Polanski has entered the political mainstream. What a breath of fresh air. I do feel like he could be slightly related to Alex Horne. They have similar charming mannerisms.

That @matthighton.bsky.social thinks people don't know "Birdhouse in your soul" by They Might be Giants. Do you know this song? I don't know how to do a poll on here so I guess... Just reply

Weirdos Comedy Club and their all-star cast of odd-ball comedians return to the Museum of Comedy for their yearly Halloween play. KILLER SEAGULLS… OF SOMERSET Your chips will never be safe again. Book now! museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

Spooky season is approaching so it's time to book a ticket to the yearly Weirdos Comedy Club Halloween show. This year it is KILLER SEAGULLS (from Somerset) a Weirdos Comedy Halloween Special Make sure you book in advance as this sells out every year museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

Spooky season is approaching so it's time to book a ticket to the yearly Weirdos Comedy Club Halloween show. This year it is KILLER SEAGULLS (from Somerset) a Weirdos Comedy Halloween Special Make sure you book in advance as this sells out every year museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

Spare a thought for Jimmy Carr's joke writers. They're going through next - level client feedback for the Riyadh comedy festival.

Oh, Banksy! You've done it again!

Tomorrow! Come see @jlukeroberts.bsky.social Will Rowland @barrstard.bsky.social Yuriko Kotani, Alex Bertulis-Fernandes and @adamlarter.bsky.social at Camden Comedy Club! Tickets - tinyurl.com/5n9abe9j

"Charlie Kirk and I may have disagreed on a great many things, but that does not mean that I will not debase myself in a vain attempt to curry favour with his base, who would put me in a camp as soon as look at me." - Andy Barr, prospective candidate for Deputy Leader of the Labour Party

If I wrote a Kray Twins musical and cast Jedward...

First Purple Aki. Now this 😔

Funny old world

#ACMS 📆 Monday 8th September 🏰 The Phoenix pub 💥 an ACMS Board Member PURGE 🎟️ £10+ online, from wegottickets.com/event/669640/ 😻 hosted by turlygod.bsky.social, with @adamlarter.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, @matthighton.bsky.social AND MORE, obvs 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

*** LEAKED*** #oasis setlist for tonight at Wembley Park. It is alllllll hits

*** LEAKED*** #oasis setlist for tonight at Wembley Park. It is alllllll hits

R.I.P Brother