Hello last time I checked I was half sold so if you want to come get your tickets sooner rather than later. Please and thank you. I can be quite funny you know machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2026/ka...

If anyone knows any gigs that would have a little freak in a party hat (me) please let me/them now. Preferably somewhere that can pay more enough for me to get s train from Manchester. Especially looking at London pls and thanks

Tonight! Fantastic @eleanormorton.bsky.social is back with a splash, bringing us a preview of new show The Mermaid! We've also got some lovely support from @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social and @kathyrivett.bsky.social, with @tobyhadoke.bsky.social keeping it all together www.wegotickets.com/xsmalarkey

Hi lovelies I'm doing a WIP at Mach Fest, please come, ok bye now , thanks xxx Kathy Rivett - Knock Knock (Work in Progress) share.google/bhyeIefE4ten...

Did a written thing okay by now xxx lmaonaisecomedy.substack.com/p/kathy-rive...

Flattered to be part of this list...

As far as I know (I've not listened) Taylor Swift's album Life Of A Showgirl didn't mention walking through a residential area of Preston in the pitch dark.

Turned my multivitamins into an advent calendar. Treat yourself x

I've made a zine about food. Here's a few of the pages. I'm selling them if anyone wants one for £5 plus postage

Chelmsford! Join us at #Chelmsford Theatre on Saturday 1st November to see @turlygod.bsky.social, El Baldiniho, @kathyrivett.bsky.social and @joewellscomic.bsky.social! Jokes! Magic! Funny stories! Mayhap even a decades-old gripe about a tortoise! 🎟️ www.chelmsfordtheatre.co.uk/event/comedy...

Felt ethical, might delete x

The lucky people of Manchester, Lancashire, Merseyside and Cumbria (the big 4) will be subject to around 1 minute and eight seconds of my finest stand up and the very short interview in an audio medium. Lovely to be asked to do this.

Manchester. Please come to our show on October 9th x Please x

If anyone knows any London gigs that would have me -anytime but especially 1st November, please do let me/them know.

Now Fringe is done I would love to get some more bookings for gigs I've got a telly credit, a nice chortle review and a young person Railcard. I'm mostly in Manchester - sometimes Shrewsbury, but I'll travel if it pays. Also, would love to do some tour support dated🙏

#ACMS 🗓️ TONIGHT! 🏰 @monkeybarrelcomedy.bsky.social, One 🕛 23:55-laaate 🎟️ £8.50 tickets from www.edfringe.com/tickets/what... PWYW on exit 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @kathyrivett.bsky.social, with e.g. @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social, @edyhurst.bsky.social, @melmcglensey.bsky.social AND MORE

Honestly my career is thriving x

MANCHESTER ⚠️ PLZ COME 🙏 wicf.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

If anyone is in Edinburgh on the 11th (4 weeks today aaaaa) and wants to witness the filming if the video that will haunt me for the rest of my career then this is where the tickets are www.pleasance.co.uk/event/chortl...

I really like my job sometimes (yes that is a church)

If Duran Duran made slower music they'd be called Duwalked Duwalked

Yesterday a man made me take my headphones off so he could tell me I look like a tube of Smarties (I was wearing a very colourful fleece) . Is this woke catcalls?

If anyone would like a Keir Starmer comic I'm selling them for £6 Inc UK postage, money goes to The Sameer Project 🇵🇸. Pre warning the comic doesn't exactly show Keir in a great light, he hasn't really impressed me recently. It's only tiny (A6) . It's v silly. Message me to buy x

This elephant isn't ok :(

A day in the lie if Keir Starmer

3 years since my first gig when I was 17 , by coincidence I perform at the same venue first time since then last night🥳 I bloody love comedy. I'm just a massive fan, with a microphone (and hat)

I love Facebook as a comedian, you'll be scrolling through friend suggestions and it's like circuit comedian, circuit comedian, mum's friend, huge TV house hold name comedian, person from year 9 french class, circuit comedian...

I normally find American politics too scary to laugh at but I must admit this is quite funny

Jesus died for my Sainsbury's Taste the Difference, Free From Extra Thick Rocky Road Egg 🙏

Did my first headline 20 minutes last night. Feeling smug. Little bit of a milestone methinks 🫡

Les mis but they're all lesbians (Les mis)

forms.gle/MnJP3VyXAkb2... Odd request but if you fill this in it will greatly assist me in my uni project x

New character just dropped🧘 Introducing Ava Retreat

Took me about 4 minutes of watching snow White yesterday to realise it was not in fact Bridget Jones and I was in the wrong room at the cinema.

Kathy Rivett is our latest student finalist: Comedian triumphs at York semi

Triumphing a semi x

Good thing I didn't waste over half of my TV debut on acting either of these things out.........

Happy international women's day

OI NERDS!!! 😎 I've made a new screen print- for you x If you would like one message me, £8 + £2 UK postage (can probs send elsewhere just will be more expensive) More prints in my bio 💅 X

Message me if you want one. Selling them for £7 + £2 p&p (More prints in my link tree x)

New screen print. I've never seen titanic but I assume this was the vision

Some people would call it too much free time. I would call it talent.

Claydia Winkleman

Little bit of fun

Selling some art!!! Information here docs.google.com/presentation...

Someone probably told him about the economy.

Alternative milk 🤘

My favourite thing about the new meta fact checking rules is that I can finally use Instagram to talk about all of my Awards I've won.

We all know Jesus said "Man shall not live on bread alone," but we rarely talk about the second part of the quote where he just said "but women can, Alexa play Women's World by Katy Perry".