Just popped into the supermarket to get bread. At the front are a load of men looking furiously at the flowers…

Got a little credit on The Skewer BBC Radio 4 www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Why is no one really named Ebenezer any more #letsmakethenameebenezergreatagain

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... Got my first Comedy radio credit

Very honoured to be representing @bentarget at @theacms.bsky.social this evening.

Drove back from Edinburgh to Kent. Saw many many St George’s Cross flags and Union Jack flags hung over bridges all through England on the way back. Yes flag waving is OK, I’d like to know the context though

We are back on on Sunday, join us at @monkeybarrelcomedy.bsky.social on the 17th to see @turlygod.bsky.social and e.g. @alwinsol.bsky.social, @alexanderybennett.bsky.social, Creepy Boys, Gabriel Featherstone, Kitty Cassis, Halima Habil, Mikey Bligh-Smith Tom Whiston & Max Prentice, AND MORE!

Edinburgh prepare for plenty of bucket hats #oasisarecoming

It’s worse than I thought youtu.be/2S-WJN3L5eo?...

It’s the equinox, springtime. Not shorts weather yet, so switching to ankle socks

“If we can find the money to kill people, we can find the money to help people” - Tony Benn #dontcutoverseasaid

Thank you @theacms.bsky.social ❤️

Tickets are still available for my Leicester show, also did an interview with the British Comedy Guide www.comedy.co.uk/live/random8... Tickets available from comedy-festival.co.uk/events/alwin...

I’m very conscious not to manspread unlike this entitled fellow opposite me on a getting more packed commuter train… #stopmanspreading

Want to see something from my new show? Come along

#Wondersplashcomedy @threehoundsbeer.bsky.social 4th Feb with Tony Law, Ali Brice, Kat Cade, Andy Barr @michaelbrunstrom.bsky.social tickets wegottickets.com/event/647395 hosted by Mark Dean Quinn & me Tech by Charlie Miller

Thirty years ago today my favourite album of the 90s was released. Its still as good today as it was then #favourite90salbum Leftism by Leftfield youtu.be/piGvZPYsahA?...

The Prince Charles is a delight in central London, showing classic, cult and contemporary films. I’ve been going there for years. Please sign #saveprincecharlescinema you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...

Tonight www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/vix-leslie...

Went to a yoga class at my gym. My instructor was a very skinny dreadlocked camp man named Anton who said “gorgeous” a lot. Also when he went to help me stretch more deeply, so he pushed down on my calves and thighs and said “oooo you have warm hot thighs, maybe I’ll keep my hands here!”

Is it cold? Well I’ve taken to wearing my beanie inside.

I’m back at the lovely Leicester Comedy Festival in February. If you are around please come. #leicestercomedyfestival2025 #tripleceepee comedy-festival.co.uk/events/alwin...

Just returned home to find that an Evri delivery person had dumped six parcels on my doorstep none of which were mine. I’m the first house in the road. Tomorrow I’m delivering parcels that Evri should have. Can I claim payment for delivering what they were meant to? #evri #evrideliverydontdeliver

Tickets available for tonight www.ucl.ac.uk/bloomsbury-t... what are you waiting for???!!!

Many happy returns @matthighton.bsky.social May my hair always surprise you

Shut it Noddy! #noteveryoneishavingfun #nosladeatxmas

Come to the festive Alternative Comedy Memorial Service Tomorrow night for a festive treat #noblefailure

We are back… #alternativepanto #weirdoscomedy www.chortle.co.uk/other-news/2...

Was in the office today and I met a refugee student who I mentored for the first time as I mentored him in Covid. It was wonderful to see the change from the nervous, unsure guy who didn’t have faith in himself to see the smiling confident guy in front of me #makeadifferencetoarefugeeslife

Todays fashion advice, ensure your hoody and socks match #hoodyandsockfashion

www.instagram.com/reel/DCwJBgO... Happening tonight

I will be in this, be lovely if you are in the audience. #weirdospanto2024

First media post should be memorable… so I’m going to post the video to probably my favourite song youtu.be/mfI1S0PKJR8?...

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