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TROY CLUB! Sunday 8th February! The Black Heart, Camden! With amazing headliner PAT CAHILL & an incredible supporting lineup featuring Richard Todd, @charlievmartin.bsky.social, Sami Abu Wardeh, and me (Leslie, hi!). MC @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social. TICKETS: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/troy-club-...

TROY CLUB! Tonight! The Black Heart, Camden! With incredible headliner LUKE ROLLASON, host @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social, and an incredible lineup inc. @alexanderybennett.bsky.social @laurieblackinc.bsky.social @kinsella82.bsky.social @alwinsol.bsky.social and me! wegottickets.com/event/682356

TROY CLUB! Wednesday 1st October (that's tomorrow)! With one of my favourite lineups we've ever had, including headliner JAIN EDWARDS @jainedwards.bsky.social! The Black Heart, Camden, 8 p.m. (7:30 doors)! Come along, tickets here: wegottickets.com/event/675880

#ACMS 📆 TONIGHT 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £10+ from wegottickets.com/event/669640/ till 5pm, then £12 on the door 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @leslieis.cool, with @bechillcomedian.bsky.social, @saimaferdows.bsky.social, @tombellforever.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

#ACMS 📆 Monday 8th Sept 🏰 The Phoenix 💥 an ACMS Board Member PURGE 🎟️ £10+ online from wegottickets.com/event/669640/ 😻 hosted by turlygod.bsky.social & @leslieis.cool, with @brainmage.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, @weaselspoon.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

In honour of Edinburgh Fringe starting, you can now watch the @cheerfulearful.bsky.social live show with @turlygod.bsky.social @leslieis.cool @paul-c-watson.bsky.social and @runitalwar.bsky.social in all it’s chaotic glory. Then book for this year! youtu.be/2v6Gke__x9Y?...

Two months till #edfringe? Here, have a time-ordered list of gig recommendations: noblefailure.org/ed25 Ben Target! @cbthorburn.bsky.social! Elf Lyons! @jennyfromthequiz.bsky.social! @josielong.bsky.social! @joznorris.bsky.social! @leslieis.cool! @turlygod.bsky.social! @vixleyton.bsky.social!

@coherentcomedy.bsky.social Thank you so much again for having me! Also, just because, here’s me and @zaphodthebb.bsky.social at that convention in 2008!

TONIGHT! Flash sale has ended but tickets are available online until 6, and on the door from 7:30!

TROY CLUB! This Wednesday 5th March! With headliner LACHLAN WERNER (“Hilarious. Extraordinary. A healthy dose of the unhinged” - The Guardian) & an incredible supporting lineup! We have a ✨FLASH 2 FOR 1 SALE✨ on until midday tomorrow so you should get on that! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/troy-club-...

This is INCREDIBLY FLATTERING and also I’m very excited for this gig!

Much gold at @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social this weekend, go see e.g. @alibrice.bsky.social! @andyfieldhello.bsky.social! @chriscantrill.bsky.social! @vixleyton.bsky.social! @marjoleinrobertson.bsky.social! @stuartgoldsmith.bsky.social! @leslieis.cool! @alwinsol.bsky.social! @joznorris.bsky.social!

LONDON! You should come to the Troy Club tonight! Dan Evans is headlining and he's funny as fuck! andrewoneill.co.uk/shows

Spontaneous huge gig happening at Aces & Eights next Thursday with @leslieis.cool and @vixleyton.bsky.social and a stellar lineup of faces in circles. Come!

Tonight! With Ellen Turnill Montoya, @kathyrivett.bsky.social, @laurencetuck.bsky.social and Nathalie Fenwick, plus panto guests @alexanderybennett.bsky.social, @charliemilleruk.bsky.social, @leslieis.cool and @tomwhistom.bsky.social! Get tickets online till 5pm, or on the door from 7pm. CRITMIS!

TROY CLUB! Tonight (Friday 6th December)! With headliner HANNAH PLATT ("Humour sharp enough to draw blood" - Chortle) and a lineup that is, frankly, absurd. You should come along. wegottickets.com/event/638856

#ACMS 📅09/12/24 🕣19:30 🏰The Phoenix, London 🎟️£6/£8 in advance from wegottickets.com/event/639737/ 🎅hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with e.g. @laurencetuck.bsky.social, panto guests @alexanderybennett.bsky.social & @leslieis.cool, AND MORE 🎁free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us yr names

I intend to use this new platform in a way I haven’t used Twitter in years, but for now… I AM LOOKING FOR FREELANCE WORK! Please share! I’m good at lots of things! (1/2)

Please repost (retweet) stuff on here. Once that stopped on Twitter, we comedians didn’t feel the platform was working for us. I know it’s a wank thing to ask to publicise us, but we need it and we publicise loads of other things. Isn’t reposting a comedian better than reposting outrage? I hope so.

Competitive storytelling LIVE in London with UK’s finest comedians. Friday night Museum of Comedy, London - 4* (Chortle) Edinburgh show! And you can watch it at home via the magic of Nextup. Proper all star panel of @sallyhodgkiss.bsky.social @leslieis.cool Will Duggan, Seeta Wrightson & Danny Scott