Here it is, my big #EastEnders catch-up thread for people who only see it when they go home for Christmas with the family. Allow me to get you all caught up on the goings-on in Albert Square in its most explosive week of the year! KEEP THIS BY YOUR SIDE AT ALL TIMES.

#ACMS 📆Monday 10th March 🏰The Phoenix pub 🎟️£6+ from wegottickets.com/event/650104/ 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with @adamlarter.bsky.social, @charlievmartin.bsky.social, @brainmage.bsky.social, @tomwhistom.bsky.social, AND MORE 🌈free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names

A thread of things I've done, places I've been, shows I've seen, for logging purposes. Films watched are inevitably at letterboxd and books read (few as they are) are at goodreads.

White rabbits! White rabbits!

I have made a #DuvetKnowItsChristmas bingo card! And done alt text on it (as everyone else should, if they're able).

This Friday. One night only. THE WEIRDOS PANTO returns to Bloomsbury Theatre. A comedy institution. A ridiculous evening. Songs, props, ridiculous characters, space! Book now www.ucl.ac.uk/event-ticket...

Is it even Christmas until Mr Blobby destroys the Nakatomi Plaza? www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0uz...

the Weirdos Pantomime *Weirdos and the Christmas Space Race* is at the Bloomsbury Theatre for one night only on the 20th December (oh yes it is) Tickets are flying off the shelf. Book now: www.ucl.ac.uk/bloomsbury-t...

#ACMS 📅09/12/24 🕣19:30 🏰The Phoenix, London 🎟️£6/£8 in advance from wegottickets.com/event/639737/ 🎅hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with e.g. @laurencetuck.bsky.social, panto guests @alexanderybennett.bsky.social & @leslieis.cool, AND MORE 🎁free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us yr names

Please repost (retweet) stuff on here. Once that stopped on Twitter, we comedians didn’t feel the platform was working for us. I know it’s a wank thing to ask to publicise us, but we need it and we publicise loads of other things. Isn’t reposting a comedian better than reposting outrage? I hope so.

WEIRDOS COMEDY and the CHRISTMAS SPACE RACE A Pantomime Is at Bloomsbury Theatre for one night only this December. Raising ££ for @greatormondst.bsky.social Tickets available here: www.ucl.ac.uk/bloomsbury-t... I currently don't know how to tag anyone in this.

@thegargle.bsky.social Have you heard the one about the bear that trashed the Rolls? bsky.app/profile/lowe...

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

@thegargle.bsky.social I'm sure everyone is sending you this story right now, but the Onion bought Infowars: gizmodo.com/the-onion-wi...

youtu.be/BU-CNhWM42s?... Designed the tasks for this and wrote the scripts (with @timegentleman.bsky.social, of course) I got to go to the Taskmaster house and directed Greg and Alex doing VO, it's been wild.

Now that series two has ended, there are FOURTEEN half hours of @paulsinha.bsky.social’s Perfect Pub Quiz on BBC Sounds - if you like jokes and facts, it’s the perfect show for you! www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand...