We're excited for this one! Size Five has been making games inspired by classic Point 'n' Clicks for years and @timegentleman.bsky.social is one of our Excellent Community Helper People, so why not give this some wishlist love? He had us at "accidentally doing a murder" 😉 bsky.app/profile/dant...

ICYMI: this game is lush and needs wishlisting to shiiiiiit so please share and wishlist it and that

Another exclusive clip from 'EARTH MUST DIE' After accidentally doing a murder, VValak finds himself needing to outsmart a little good cop/ bad cop routine with @alexhorne.bsky.social and @benstarr.bsky.social Wishlist, please! It all really helps us out! store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...

To my fellow countryfolk who are upset by this, I say: It's none of our concern what goes on beyond our borders. Keep your nose out of trouble and no trouble'll come to you.

This is fantastic! Fan remake of the Day Of The Tentacle intro, Aardman style: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LYP... FAO: @timoflegend.bsky.social @thatdave.bsky.social

This is fantastic! Fan remake of the Day Of The Tentacle intro, Aardman style: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LYP... FAO: @timoflegend.bsky.social @thatdave.bsky.social

It's also at *85* reviews, and I love a nice round number so if you can help get it to 100 I'd fucking love that.

The DEMO for Earth Must Die remains alive after Next Fest. It has been very handy for finding and fixing up minor issues ahead of launch, so please share, play and feed back. DMs/ email pls. Thanks! store.steampowered.com/app/4057540/...

YES, HarmonQuest is amazing. That improvisational genre comedy feel is what we were aiming for with Earth Must Die...

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

Fucking hell, it was bad enough when studios were doing stupid shit like giving Captain America different versions of his 'must catch up on' list.

Jesus Christ, YouTube have now decided to leave the Watch Later & Share buttons up in fullscreen, just sitting there for the full video. I fucking swear, at some point they'll stop the videos from playing completely. We'll all just look at the titles and imagine what the videos would have been like

If you're walking back and forth in an old adventure game that uses long horizontal screens and tortuous walkpaths to pad the running time, you're Loomscrolling.

I have made a public demo for my game Bound City available! About an hour long, containing one zone and bits of others. Please check it out, wishlist, tell everyone you've ever met, fraudulently inflate my numbers, etc. Every little bit helps. store.steampowered.com/app/3871260/...

Still got time left over after your annual watch of the LOTR trilogy plus all commentaries, all appendices and all feature-length making-of docs? Add this excellent Making Of The Making Of video to the rotation: www.youtube.com/watch?v=k68X...

"Ares wants an Oreo."

Wohoo! Earth must Die demo is out! If you play it you will get to see and interact with some characters and backgrounds designed by yours truly Earth has you down? You know what to do 😉👽🌍💀 #earthmustdie #nomorerobots #gamedev #indiegames #steam #nextfest #gameart #wishlistonsteam

RIP Drew Struzan, creator of many iconic movie posters, including the one for my favourite movie BTTF. Other fave Struzans include the two other BTTFs, Goonies and Big Trouble In Little China, Revenge Of The Jedi teaser and many more.

RIP Drew Struzan, creator of many iconic movie posters, including the one for my favourite movie BTTF. Other fave Struzans include the two other BTTFs, Goonies and Big Trouble In Little China, Revenge Of The Jedi teaser and many more.

One last push: if you HAVEN'T reviewed the EMD demo yet please do, as it'll massively help us out with Next Fest tomorrow. Downloads and reviews get us prominence, apparently. If you HAVE reviewed it, you're a shining example of the very best type of Terranoid, well done. Big star ⭐

In the replies we came up with an amazing new setup where everyone would get month-long Halloween and month-long Christmas, but it would be MUCH better than how we do it now. Government petition coming shortly.

If you support Halloween, a six hour holiday, being celebrated for a month, then you support each year's Christmas getting celebrated for the preceding 720 days.

Millennials name your mediocre movie VHS bonds. Mine: Big Business, a Bette Midler identical twin farce.

SATURDAY. Stop doomscrolling and do me a quick favour please: 🔽 Download the Earth Must Die demo 🕹️ Play it, have a lovely time ✅ Review it 🌟Wishlist the full game ♻️ Share This is all FREE and *massively* helps us out with Next Fest/ launch/ keeping the company afloat, so please do. Thanks!

Millennials name your mediocre movie VHS bonds. Mine: Big Business, a Bette Midler identical twin farce.

Delighted to announce that EARTH MUST DIE is available in English, French, German and Simplified Chinese. I've never localised a game before and BOY is it quite the journey/ headache. The number of things that can go wrong with all your UI is ASTONISHING. store.steampowered.com/app/4057540/...

WAIT WHAT'S THIS? 💿There is a demo live for EARTH MUST DIE! 🕹️This gives you (most of) the tutorial section for the game! Have fun, and if you haven't wishlisted the full game yet DO THAT NOW PLEASE it really really helps us out. Enjoy! store.steampowered.com/app/4057540/...

Every time I watch ALIEN I am transfixed thinking to myself "there's no way they've left themselves enough room to get the third horizontal line in that E without it looking like a squashed-in mess!" but no, every single time there it is, and it's beautiful. Most tense part of the movie tbh.

All the Size Five games are on sale! So yeah, if at least 349 of you could buy Lair Of The Clockwork God at a wildly reasonable 65% off and give it a positive review, that'd be *lovely*. And while you're there, may as well buy all the others for a few quid more! store.steampowered.com/dev/sizefive

EARTH MUST DIE 🌍💀 Very proud of how this turned out - looks and sounds beautiful, great cast doing sterling work, and imho it's funny and clever too! Please WISHLIST and SHARE! store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/... youtu.be/RtgXzAiGw-I...

Fuuuuck, seems like imgur just blocked all UK users rather than try to comply with the Online Safety Act. The government really have mass-enshittified the internet for us with that one.

100% accurate.

One nice thing about EMD coming out is that I'll be able to stop nagging people to give LOTCG a Steam review! That said: give LOTCG a Steam review! COME ON, we only need a paltry 349 more to hit the big 1K, let's get that done before EMD comes out! store.steampowered.com/app/1060600/...

EARTH MUST DIE 🌍💀 Very proud of how this turned out - looks and sounds beautiful, great cast doing sterling work, and imho it's funny and clever too! Please WISHLIST and SHARE! store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/... youtu.be/RtgXzAiGw-I...

THIRTY SECONDS (plus a little bit)!

It’s today!!! Our game reveal is happening today at 5pm UK!!! PC Gaming Show TOKYO DIRECT BAYBEEEEEEYYYYY!!!! >>> www.youtube.com/live/2AD-WSC...

Waiting for the announcement of the new Size Five game at 9am PST / 5pm BST www.pcgamer.com/tokyodirect like

Yesssss, my young apprentice's Passive-Aggressive Force powers are growing.

WHAT? Like a team up? No More Robots and Size Five Games teaming up together, like in that episode of He-Man where Skeletor and He-Man had to work together? Oh, alright then. SEE YOU SUNDAY.

Sunday, 9am PST / 5pm BST www.pcgamer.com/tokyodirect

This is a weird tonal shift from the series, it feels more like Caravan Of Courage. Which is fine I guess, Star Wars can be different things, but it's a bit odd to do it within a single branch of it. It's like if Skeleton Crew S2 decided it wanted to be Andor. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pa1...

"I see. In that case, as I am not some sort of Marty McFly, easily goaded into foolhardy ventures with accusations of chickenhood, I shall simply skip past your advert and not purchase your product."

When someone goes to the effort of using 👍🏻instead of 👍

Finally watched Cinema Paradiso, fucking rubbish. Boils down to "hey, movies induce emotional responses!" Yeah, I know mate, that's why I watch them. Two-hour equivalent of DVDs forcing you to watch warnings about piracy being bad despite the fact that you just bought their fucking DVD.

That was 50 seconds late. This fucking country.

UKers - just under ten minutes until the emergency test makes all our phones "vibrate and make a loud siren-like sound". Brace yourselves!

Congratulations to YouTube on making yet another inexplicable minor change for the worse to their UI, this time removing the ability to scroll down and see the vid details etc while watching fullscreen in browser. Surely not long now until they decide to remove the 'able to watch videos' feature.

Still really enjoying Foundation, but by S3 it's definitely fallen into that trap that a lot of smart shows seem to - getting broader and simpler as they go on. It's like when a rock band gets one chart hit with a ballad and suddenly half the tracks on their next album are ballads.

I'm still working my way through the incredible "Lair of the Clockwork God by Size Five Games ( @danthat.bsky.social & @timegentleman.bsky.social ). I'm enjoying it so much that I had to make a sharpie and crayon version of Ben.

Britain.