This Saturday! 🧜‍♀️

The realisation that the gallery section of my websire features a photo of me with a Reform metro mayor.

He belittled Bad Bunny, He defends homicide Yes hes one of those, who has easily lied He has too much money, a godawful wife and kids Redesigned the white house, where he likes to live

The memoir that attempts to do for quiz what Heated Rivalry did for ice hockey. www.penguin.co.uk/books/456343...

"The touring show 2 Sinha Lifetime is absolutely terrible,one of the worst,EVER. Nobody understands a word this Parky is saying, and the singing is terrible. There is nothing imspirational about this mess of a show, and it had great reviews from Fest and Broadway Baby because of the FAKE NEWS MEDIA

Taking my show 2 Sinha Lifetime to Newcastle, Castle Barnard and Hexham. First is selling well, second is selling ok, third....is on Valentines Day. www.queenshall.co.uk/whats-on/pau...

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And i find it hard to fathom, i fInd it such a bore When news outlets i've not heard of claim that i am at death's door When it upsets friends and family, i find it hard to take How did i become cheap clickbait, it's a very very.....mad world.

Calm it cat. You're not Alan Rickman at the end of Die Hard.

While others make assumptions about my health and wellbeing, i have no option but to keep going, keep fighting the forces of confirmation bias. Yesterday performed to 600 people as well as nailing my best quiz result in years.

"Frida Kahlo"

Paul Sinha is coming to Hexham 🤩 Saturday 14 February 2026 @ Queen's Hall, Hexham Tickets from £18 www.queenshall.co.uk/whats-on/pau...

Police officer: Can you describe what happened in your own words? Me: Cashibbet. Golgarnnel forchunkle debodles. Hurstledment swiffletat bolldoppler.

Thread. Things i have learnt since publishing a memoir. 1. Dont assume sales based on twitter followers if youre then going to leave the racist cesspit. 2. You're on your own. 3. Whatever you think the headline stories are, the tabloids will disagree. www.penguin.co.uk/books/456343...

Neurological disease has really screwed up my dreams of becoming a professional parkour star.

Shouting "gamble" at a pair of Bullseye contestants, no matter what they've won already.

Keep track of your transfer flight with the CPH Airport app, just like @paulsinha.bsky.social here appears to have done. 👍

I shudder to think what Wade Boggs and Bsrney Gumble would make of our current PM.

The Only Fools....Christmas special about an Amsterdam diamond heist could have been called Jewels Holland.

Predictably, this was magnificent.

Taking my show 2 Sinha Lifetime to Newcastle, Castle Barnard and Hexham. First is selling well, second is selling ok, third....is on Valentines Day. www.queenshall.co.uk/whats-on/pau...

Thanks to Mandelson, the estate of Ozzy Osbourne has announced that, to save embarrassment, he wiĺ no lomger be referred to as the Prince of Darkness but as "Brooklyn Beckham's first wedding dance."

Who scored in the 2007 League Cup final, the same year that his uncle directed the second highest grossing film of the year?

"You didnt have to stoop so low I defended you to friends although we always had your number Now it sèems you gotta go Coz you told me Jeffrey Epstein's just somebody that you used to know

I thought it was the TV Chocice awards.

Further link revealed between Epstein and convicted gay criminal.

I confused Mandelson and Mandelbrot and now I'm left with a snowflake showing repeated patterns of behaviour.

if your film could be "ruined" just by someone on the internet replacing one of the words in it with the word sausage, maybe it wasn't a very good film in the first place

Until last weekend Mandelson ŵas more warmly welcomed by the Labour nabobs than Burnham.

Outstanding ariana grande answer there. #thechase

BELFAST! @paulsinha.bsky.social's Perfect Pub Quiz is coming to your city on the 1st April! Free tickets available here: www.sroaudiences.com/application....

Don bloody Warrington. That'll do.

Well they're not wrong.

"It seems that to avoid Trump revelations, the Epstein investigators are going after low hanging fruit." "Mandelson? You know you can't call him that."

"It seems that to avoid Trump revelations, the Epstein investigators are going after low hanging fruit." "Mandelson? You know you can't call him that."

I call the Epstein scandal It's a Royal Cockout.

Donald Trump has an irrational hatred of multiple prizewinners. He's an EGOTist.

My least favourite day of the calendar year. More Grammy winners to learn than ever.

2 Sinha Lifetime Join Paul Sinha @paulsinha.bsky.social at Quarry, Bedford on 28th February Last few tickets available quarrytheatre.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

Chose here. Best Sunday roast ever. whitehorsebar.co.uk

Im in norfolk. Where should i have lunch?

Norwich tonight. www.shaftofwit.com/event-detail...

Well if i explained to my Mum that she gets a mention in Harry Hill's Nish Kumar podcsst, she might be slightly confused.

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quite surprised that no-one at homeland security has used that video footage to accuse ilhan omar of attacking that man, but give it a few hours