I agree with Alex.

Well done, Hungary!

Of course, he does. It’s Argos.

I feel seen.

I’m at fucking Port Talbot/The River (Live) by Bruce Springsteen. SHIT!! Only one song to go and I’m still 20 minutes away. This is a nightmare for an intensely anal playlister like myself. 20 minutes short!! I’ll stick a Marillion song on.

I’m at fucking Cardiff/ALTO by Daphne & Celeste.

I’m at fucking Bristol/Let There Be Shred by Megadeth.

I’m currently at fucking Swindon/I’m Your Man by Leonard Cohen.

Hello weekend people, I've put some pictures up on ebay, real art with pastels you can smudge with your own fingers if you so wished.

If anyone would care to “join me” on my journey to fucking Swansea, I’ve made a playlist called To Fucking Swansea. It should just about get me there and every track is a corker. music.apple.com/gb/playlist/...

What a very lovely evening! ❤️💕❤️

We’re still alive. Fuck’s sake. He can’t even get that right.

I just set my alarm for tomorrow, but totally pulled a Stilgoe face.

My neighbour just said to me “Oh, god. It’s like an episode of Black Mirror!” I really hope so. If the ending to this is really boring, I’ll be fine with it.

Only 4 and a bit hours left. Could every single person listen to my podcast before we all go.

Don’t forget! The doomsday clocks go forward tonight.

in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive

Who the fuck is in charge of the Oscars and Armageddon? Why are they both on at bedtime?

Can’t believe we don’t get Power Plant Day off.

Can’t believe Democrats and liberals are trying to take the Christ out of Power Plant Day.

Four that are definitely sort of indie

Four albums I love but maybe you don't know them.

Four albums I love but think you might not know.

I don't know your bottom two, will definitely check them out. Here's mine...

Four albums I love but I think you might not know them. Please post yours. unwoman.bandcamp.com/album/of-my-... gracepetrie.bandcamp.com/album/connec... moontoothny.bandcamp.com/album/chroma... bosskeloid.bandcamp.com/album/family...

Four albums I love but I think you might not know them. Please post yours.

Four albums I love but I think you might not know them. Please post yours. (Mine are all sort of indie, but yours don’t have to be)

Fair play, Dublin pub. But my local in Lewisham often says the same.

Inflatable Guinness hats? Pfft. We used to blow up better things than that.

On this day 1000 years ago, Saint Patrick: “Hi-Di-Hi, cariads. I’ve got rid of all the snakes, see? Bang tidy, isn’t it?” Also on this day 1000 years ago, an Irish person: “We had snakes?” Saint Patrick: “Oh, fucking loads, lads”.

Ah, shit. Hooch is dead.

I feel this might of great interest to @impq.bsky.social , mostly because @michaellegge.bsky.social loves both bands (esp when marillion were in Fish era)...

I shall miss his warmth, his love and that £18,000 he still owes me.

I couldn’t bring myself to remember it. 😢

EXACTLY! And, of course, people offering you meat. I wish meat eaters would stop going on about eating meat.

I just had a sausage sandwich for breakfast. “A SAUSAGE sandwich? You’re vegan!” Yeah. It was a vegan sausage. I had it with a milkshake. “MILK? But you’re vegan!!” Fuck sake. How do you know you’re vegan? People tell you.

If Pizza Express had any sense of humour at all, they’d open a branch on Epstein Island.

What?

Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough. The fur babies all have FOMO now.

I overheard someone say “my fur baby has FOMO” and I don’t think the bombs can come fast enough.

Can’t help but think that Greenland is just a diversion from us focusing on a little pointless cunt who married a fucking terrifying arsehole to get away from his magazine perfume ad parents who clearly hate one another.

I really hope a man called Brooklyn can sort his problems out with a Spice Girl and that aftershave man who got lots of money from Saudi Arabia. It feels like our own family, doesn’t it?

As someone who took a keen interest in the Bloody Sunday killings by state appointed thugs, I’m delighted to know that it’ll only be 50 odd years before Jonathan Ross is OFFICIALLY told he’s completely innocent.

Like a lot of people, I’m listening to Bowie albums today. Really gives me very fond memories of the much missed #5x1 lot. We had a bit of fun there for a while, didn’t we? And fuck Tim Burgess. We were first. Happy Bowie Day, everyone!

I just took Greenland. It was easy. Anyone tries to take it from me will get ridiculed horribly in my next blog. Your move, “Trump”.

This is a horrible and sickening trade war we are experiencing. Mark my words, things are going to get way more boring and stupid.

The new @timeveleigh.bsky.social album is wonderful. His previous album is too. You can buy it on Bandcamp or you can try it first on streaming services. It’s beautiful, gentle and slightly awkward indie folk music for a planet made up solely of decent people. If you can imagine that.

Yesterday, we put out a podcast episode where @danmersh.bsky.social and I interviewed a real life Iron Maiden! Get @impq.bsky.social wherever you get your podcasts. It’s a really fun episode!

It’s beginning to look much less like Christmas.