Ah, shit. Hooch is dead.

I feel this might of great interest to @impq.bsky.social , mostly because @michaellegge.bsky.social loves both bands (esp when marillion were in Fish era)...

I shall miss his warmth, his love and that £18,000 he still owes me.

I couldn’t bring myself to remember it. 😢

EXACTLY! And, of course, people offering you meat. I wish meat eaters would stop going on about eating meat.

I just had a sausage sandwich for breakfast. “A SAUSAGE sandwich? You’re vegan!” Yeah. It was a vegan sausage. I had it with a milkshake. “MILK? But you’re vegan!!” Fuck sake. How do you know you’re vegan? People tell you.

If Pizza Express had any sense of humour at all, they’d open a branch on Epstein Island.

What?

Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough. The fur babies all have FOMO now.

I overheard someone say “my fur baby has FOMO” and I don’t think the bombs can come fast enough.

Can’t help but think that Greenland is just a diversion from us focusing on a little pointless cunt who married a fucking terrifying arsehole to get away from his magazine perfume ad parents who clearly hate one another.

I really hope a man called Brooklyn can sort his problems out with a Spice Girl and that aftershave man who got lots of money from Saudi Arabia. It feels like our own family, doesn’t it?

As someone who took a keen interest in the Bloody Sunday killings by state appointed thugs, I’m delighted to know that it’ll only be 50 odd years before Jonathan Ross is OFFICIALLY told he’s completely innocent.

Like a lot of people, I’m listening to Bowie albums today. Really gives me very fond memories of the much missed #5x1 lot. We had a bit of fun there for a while, didn’t we? And fuck Tim Burgess. We were first. Happy Bowie Day, everyone!

I just took Greenland. It was easy. Anyone tries to take it from me will get ridiculed horribly in my next blog. Your move, “Trump”.

This is a horrible and sickening trade war we are experiencing. Mark my words, things are going to get way more boring and stupid.

The new @timeveleigh.bsky.social album is wonderful. His previous album is too. You can buy it on Bandcamp or you can try it first on streaming services. It’s beautiful, gentle and slightly awkward indie folk music for a planet made up solely of decent people. If you can imagine that.

Yesterday, we put out a podcast episode where @danmersh.bsky.social and I interviewed a real life Iron Maiden! Get @impq.bsky.social wherever you get your podcasts. It’s a really fun episode!

It’s beginning to look much less like Christmas.

Driving Hearse for Christmas. Am I first?

Is it too late to say I’m sorry?

complain complain complain to the bbc www.bbc.co.uk/contact/comp...

I’m glad Robin has received so much support. He has been treated horribly by the BBC. Luckily, thoroughly decent people love him.

I fully endorse this message.

Suck a dick, everyone. I’m hammered and watching ET.

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As its a Blaze Bayley day for me, July 1989 issue of Kerrang! @impq.bsky.social #ironmaiden

I am very happy that it’s November.

Just been announced that the new Duke of York and Baron of Killyleagh is Prince Steve Hogarth.

Graham Linehan is NOT constantly on social media and tweeting insane bollocks. He’s also often drawing Arthur Mathews face on his own knee and spitting on it.

Always good to let promoters know it’s a pleasure to work for them.

Before you go to bed tonight, don’t forget to force your clock to not go back an hour. We will NOT be dictated to by farmers! #KeepBritainBST

Goodbye, Grace. It was a pleasure hanging out with you.

Wiping my ass with every book I read so no one thinks I'm being pretentious

Less than 3 hours left of my BIG SALE! Pay what you like on all my comedy downloads, including my audiobook (which is brilliant). Thanks to all involved so far! And thanks to those who paid! Much appreciated. You don’t have to though. It’s all free. No pressure. Thank you! michaellegge.bandcamp.com

Aw, bless. As a Northern Irish person, I think it’s awful that England is completely divided and cunts are using flags to intimidate and threaten under the pretence of patriotism. But, hey, maybe it’s your turn? Imagine what I’m like when I’m NOT doing Sober for October.

I’m really sad to hear of the death of Nigel Farage. But hopefully, one day, I won’t be. Theres always tomorrow. #positivevibes

LESS THAN 12 HOURS TO GO!! So please do enjoy these free comedy things. Huge thanks to all those who paid something! But don’t feel you have to. Enjoy! (Spread the word, please)

People who like funny, shouty, stuff: here’s a deal you’d have to be Dong Trump level stupid to miss.

LESS THAN 12 HOURS TO GO!! So please do enjoy these free comedy things. Huge thanks to all those who paid something! But don’t feel you have to. Enjoy! (Spread the word, please)

This is bloody marvellous - h/t @michaellegge.bsky.social

H from Steps is a big fan of Highlander.

So proud of Ian Watkins for speaking out against the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

I got heckled with “Vote Reform” tonight.

Thanks to everyone who’s joined in. What a fun day. Only 24-ish hours to go!

‘Tis the season so why not treat yourself to the nightmarish Halloween EP? michaellegge.bandcamp.com/album/hallow...

Grim Night from the Halloween EP is a great audio drama, especially if you revel at the downfall of a certain hate-filled carbonara spinster.

Well the whole Jerk 2017 show I mean. Don't just listen to the musical, the whole show is excellent