That's exactly what you would expect from a cat

going to the vet

I started taking Christmas decorations down while maintaining eye contact during Christmas dinner.

[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book

tiger. bear. great white shark. a moose

Only a Cerberus will do.

Yesterday, we put out a podcast episode where @danmersh.bsky.social and I interviewed a real life Iron Maiden! Get @impq.bsky.social wherever you get your podcasts. It’s a really fun episode!

I was at a store once, and someone said "wow, cool outfit! You look like you belong in Stranger Things" They seemed genuinely thrilled but I was mortified LOL

I’m watching Fellowship of the Ring and I’ve decided “drowned in a river by Liv Tyler” is the way I want to go out.

If you see this, post a sword (sorry Neil)

[on phone with 911] You guys don’t do figgy pudding delivery do you? Have kind of a situation on the front law—YES HON I CAN HEAR WHAT THEY’RE SINGING

Yesterday, me and around twenty friends and their grown up children went to the pub, on to an Italian restaurant for lunch, then back to a house for the evening. Stress free, pressure free. It might be the best Christmas day I’ve had since I was 7.

and tiny tim who did not die hard is a christmas film

You boy, what day is this? Why sir, it’s impq special Christmas release day. Boy, take this money and bring me a four foot wooden cock, the finest in the land!

I wasn’t expecting @thebugle.bsky.social to be the thing that stopped me in my tracks today but @alicefraser.bsky.social speaking from the heart about Bondi was incredible. Truly one of the best humans.

We just checked our list twice, turns out that you’re all nice. Well then, you deserve a present.

Name a better Christmas song first line. You can’t. It’s Blaze Bayley’s world and we’re just living in it.

Preston the dog from A Close Shave is in the EDL

Get someone you love/hate/know a ticket to one of my shows for Christmas! andrewoneill.co.uk/shows

Anyone else sob quietly listening to @alicefraser.bsky.social on today’s episode of @thebugle.bsky.social?

The protagonist of Batman Returns is Catwoman, a put-upon working woman who is on a noble quest to kill her boss, Shrek We stan an unproblematic queen

Me and a bunch of the neighborhood dads are wrapping our baseball bats in barbed wire, ready to kick Santa's ass if he tries to kiss our wives tonight.

Happy Holidays everybody! Cordiscord Elysium is back with another banger! This time ALL PROCEEDS WILL BE DONATED TO WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN, who provide food to communities impacted by natural disasters and during humanitarian crises. cordiscordelysium.bandcamp.com/album/all-ca...

From “Son of a Cumberbitch” to “Gold, Frankenstein and Mirror” this is an absolute Christmas delight. Listen to it with all the family this yule.

(blows past you in a two-horse covered sleigh; just absolutely smokes yer ass)

To listen you'll need this link www.mixcloud.com/Medwayprider...

Body Count is in the house 🔥

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

Lilac sky and my favourite lane. Taken a while before sunrise in Glastonbury.

Look at that big smile on his face. Happy birthday, Dave Murray. 69 today. Just saying.

@realmsunknown.bsky.social deep dive this week is Christmas! Sci fi and fantasy that has Christmas themes or anti Christmas themes! Tell me your faves.

The boys of the IMPQ choir sang “For the greater good of god". And the bells were ringing out for the Christmas pod. Seven albums enter, eight songs leave. It’s only a bloody THUNDERDOME

📽️ Gangs of New York is a Christmas movie

Tesco’s out of walnuts.

The T-Rex's pupil contracting when the torch light hits it might be the single greatest shot in the history of cinema. No, I'm being OTT.

Dudes rock, christmas edition

#nowplaying #metalsky music.apple.com/gb/album/lig...

I know talking about dreams is boring but last night I managed to wake myself up laughing because I was dreaming about organising a cricket match(?) and it was suggested it was played using “prison rules”.

Way too late listen: Metallica | The $5.98 EP Garage Days Re-Revisited. Back when Metallica was a thrash band, they released this EP, with covers of bands like Killing Joke and The Misfits. Interesting how some bands from that era aged differently than others. #metalsky m.youtube.com/watch?v=TUs4...

Sunday morning worship at the Alter of Riffs diespitz.bandcamp.com/album/someth...

the people yearn for gladiatorial combat. i think mr beast should fight a silverback gorilla

"Ah boy, I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars."

“I’m Jaaaaaaaaws”

Crow with Revels (2025) 🦉

Happy 9th birthday to the time my parents brought over wine in a plastic box because Mum was “increasingly wary of glass".