Probably guaranteed.

Maybe you could all get together today and make us a podcast? It seems only fair.

SORRY, EVERYONE! Sadly, there will be no podcast episode this week. We tried, but it just couldn’t happen. Sorry! We will record the next one on Saturday and we will discuss these luxury items…

It's the last day of @nationaldoodleday auctions for @epilepsyaction - so if you like supporting good causes and you're also METAL AS FUCK check out this piece by the plucky young art team at PWM Towers ebay.us/m/M9RrFK

Post gig train journey home. What Maiden album will I listen to?

An announcement…

Perfectly put!

Now THAT is toot… www.emp.co.uk/p/iron-maide...

If anyone should be in an Iron Maiden biopic, it’s this guy. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harris_... @impq.bsky.social

I’m in West Ham!

Are we all enjoying The X Factor this afternoon? Today is its XXXth birthday! x

Well, it is bang average.

Day 1 of this bullshit. www.gosober.org.uk/teams/iron-m...

So, Michael Legge and I are going to not be drinking throughout October. This is going to suck but maybe some good can come out of it if you fancy donating to a good cause here: www.gosober.org.uk/teams/iron-m... and listen along at @impq.bsky.social to hear how awful we’re finding it.

Got to admit I’m still recovering from Dan’s Adrian Smith impression from a few weeks back “I caught a very large bass later that day. It was a good day. It was all right, that.” But this is a blummin great episode too.

Invented by the Captain, brought to life by Dan.

I've reached the Play Your Cards Right theme tune and it's now my new favourite Iron Maiden song.

Can I just say that the latest episode is bloody brilliant? Again.

YESSSSSSS

Brand new episode out today!!

Just had a very brief encounter with some Jehovah’s witnesses as I answered the door wearing my Hellripper shirt. Think they knew they weren’t onto a winner. #allhailthegoat

I’m better than @michaellegge.bsky.social Please sponsor him at www.gosober.org.uk/teams/iron-m... so he doesn’t feel like a loser.

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

Oh, yeah! I remember you saying. He’s an awful man.

Hooray!

Some terrible news… www.gosober.org.uk/teams/iron-m...

But we won’t officially release it for 40 years.

We recorded a really great episode today.

Alice remains unchallenged this week. We are recording in less than 2 hours. Just saying.

I have no idea why Iron Maiden Pub Quiz isn’t bigger. If I was a Maiden fan (WHICH I AM), I’d listen every week (WHICH I DO) and I’d bloody love it (WHICH I DO). Maiden fans are really missing out.

Our entire friendship is the world’s longest and most elaborate prank on Dan.

@impq.bsky.social I always worry that the next time I see Maiden they won't be great and it will taint my memory of them and they were SO good in Paris this year and outdoor shows are never as good for sound quality but.....MaidenFest - at Knebworth. Got to be done. See you there!

Just remembered “if I knew you were coming, I’d have had a shit”. First time I’ve smiled today.

CORRECT!!

CORRECT!!

It’s almost like they were waiting for our finances to hit the skids lol I’m sure we’ve got at least a couple of spare organs we can sell 😭 @impq.bsky.social

This is how you listen to a podcast properly.

I’ll just have to buy the x-wing pilot Eddie instead

Funnily enough, this one 👇

😍

That key ring will last about an hour.

HOORAY!

Sunday is a day for family. Which Iron Maiden album will you be playing at them today?

Tomorrow…