Assuming Liverpool (h) gets moved to the Sunday, that's my birthday plans sorted.

There's a load of people dressed as cowboys in Enfield and I've just realised that some character called Zack Bryan is playing the spurs stadium. How did country get big in the UK??

Rush have played 43* different songs over four nights so far, with only 11 songs being ever-present. I'm going to need a spreadsheet to help get my girlfriend into Rush before the London date, which might be the most-Rush thing ever.

Nice thing to see on my way home.

Champions of England, we know what we are!

Arsenal win the league, I win an Iron Maiden pub quiz, what a few weeks.

Having a lovely time at the Cart & Horses for the @impq.bsky.social quiz and Live After Death singalong screening.

How sad. I once saw Jon cycling around Greenwich, and one of the people I was with pointed and shouted "Shitting hell, it's Jon Snow!" Jon stopped, replied "Shitting hell indeed" and cycled off like this was a regular occurrence. Perfect comedic timing.

@arseblog.com just finished the latest podcast - North Haverbrook!

I'm thirty six years old and had my first negative experience with the police a fortnight ago. Don't let these lying, grifting pieces of shit try to convince you that white people have it worse from the old bill in this country.

Hahaha, they copied the Bret Hart/Goldberg spot. (The steel plate spear spot, not the concussion one)

On reflection, the rum punch was a delicious mistake last night.

Split the P

Even our gender reveal parties are massive…

Just trimmed my beard after it's been overdue by about six weeks, because superstition wouldn't let me do it before the CL final. I'm glad my sacrifice in last week's heat was worth it...

I hope that referee chokes on his fucking money, the fucking bent cunt.

When all else fails (and you wake up pissed at the end of the bus route): Iron fucking Maiden.

What the fuck have I done in my life to deserve to go through a penalty shootout in a Champions League final?

You can't legitimately referee teams who have this much state money behind them. It's open to corruption, even if things are refereed right down the line. The only logical thing is to kick teams with that obscene amount of money out of legitimate competition.

I'm sorry, but when you're refereeing against one of the petrodollar state cheating cunt clubs who have bought it all, you need to have severe scrutiny in how you referee a game of football.

Me, a smart man: has one more pint under my seat that I desperately hope doesn't get knocked over.

Joao Neves is such a fucking horrid cunt though, isn't he?

They're trying to get Saka sent off because they know that the money is in a holding account. Fucking cheating scumbag cunts.

Interpol, look into this cunt's bank account at half time. Absolutely fucking bent.

It's less than a minute into the fucking second half, how the fuck are you booking Chris Mosque for that, you miserable cunt?!

Fuck off Hakimi you fucking rapist

I am calm with PSG having the ball ahead of our final third. What a difference being a competent team makes.

Fabian is a cunt

Absolutely coated in beer and worth every penny.

Police bottlenecking the ways into the stadium, such a fucking stupid use of resources.

Arsenal are taking over everywhere.

Arteta has proven to the rest of the league that bald wins you nothing.

Does this cunt do anything that isn't absolutely fucking god awful?

Just deleted 950 images from WhatsApp groups and it deleted 180mb from my phone, fucking hell, no wonder the fucker's constantly out of space.

The quality of vegetables has been quite poor for a while and my local supermarket has had no tomatoes on shelves a few times in the last year. I dread to think what it'll look like then it gets Bad.

This horse was the frontman of at least two landfill indie bands in the mid-2000s.

This is not the Baader-Meinhof I remember seeing everywhere.

I've never heard "We're delayed because we seem to have lost the level crossing keeper" on a train before.

The Arsenal parade route goes down the road my dad was born/grew up on. Proper Arsenal heritage.

Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it

Still fucked off by the policing last night. I had an amazing time with the people who got kettled in on Hornsey Road, but I can't help but feel like I missed out when I see everyone else's videos closer to the stadium. Just fucking calm down and let people move at will, Tuesday proved that it works

Ridiculous kettling, physical bullying, pointless cordoning off, classic police bullshit. No surprise there was zero trouble when they weren’t involved at all on Tuesday

If the organic Tuesday celebrations at the Emirates showed the beauty of living in London and what spontaneous joy it can bring, yesterday showed just how shit things get when the police needlessly stick the boot in for no reason, as per usual

This is worse than that saltbae twat being at the World Cup final.

Still catching up with messages from Tuesday night, who thought that winning the league would come with so much admin?!

Good morning to everyone except the Metropolitan Police. Bastards.

Kettled out of going to the ground despite having an open dialogue with the old bill. They've opened up being aggressive and made an utter bollocks of this.

Add Sky to the list of people who can suck their mum

Fuck off Sky for showing those cuck cunts before showing The Arsenal lifting the big fucking trophy.

Fucking delighted for Sunderland. Two of my best mates are Mackems, so I've followed them for years and saw them at Millwall (a) about ten years ago. Haway the lads.