I'd forgotten about this stupid cunt since fucking off twitter. Shame to learn that she still exists.

simeone will be able to hear me calling him a cunt from block 2 next week.

Fuck off, he lands on his foot. It's a fucking foul.

What a reward, the best chance you'll get to score in football for a volley that was sliced half a mile wide

Handballs are a fucking joke in Uefa competitions.

'Victor, 27, from Stockholm thinks Keir Starmer is going to struggle after the local elections'

It's more page 3 than front three (it's a load of tits).

Meant to be sunshine & beers with mates before the summer, not loads of people now likely to have to miss it, kids unable to come, many rushing to make KO or having to leave early to catch their last train. It’s so shit & as always, a complete disregard for match going fans.

Fuck off City.

Fuck this referee, whoever the jabroni is.

Just because you're an old cunt who's stacked higher than a pile of shit ever should be piled, doesn't mean that you get a foul for falling over whenever someone less arthritic than you challenges you for the ball, Dan Burn, you useless sack of shit.

That's a red all fucking day, fuck off

Odegaard is so quick to so many loose balls. It's no wonder how poor we've been in retaining the ball without him most of this season.

Saw all these guys in Hackney Wick last night.

Just saw an orchestra play Orion. Not even Metallica have done that.

Shame that LinkedIn Liam couldn't get sacked in time to get the spurs job.

Good that Lesnar is fucking off, but he shouldn't have ever been given the spotlight to do it on his own terms.

City will drop points.

Congratulations to Coldplay for being literally the only band a corrupt group of billionaires can think of.

Fuck off, how about that?

@impq.bsky.social my Randy Newman soundalike is if you try to do an impression of Joey Ramone, it usually turns into a Randy Newman, especially if you try to sing Pet Sematary.

They're gonna have to run the technology at about 20% capacity if they want Zuck to act authentic.

Suck shit, Viktor Orban.

Genuinely sick of the sight of O'Reilly.

Usually I complain about Chelsea and City both playing in blue, but this Manchester City kit is the most horrific thing I've seen since someone told me to Google blue waffle when I was a teenager.

Something that summed that game up - at the end, someone kicked the ball towards the Bournemouth goal and it trickled to a stop by the time it reached the six yard box. We couldn't even score that.

Arsenal couldn't pass the parcel, let alone a football today.

Forgot that Havertz has been on the pitch.

He's an annoying little cunt, Sporting's 97, isn't he?

Black Label Society has just been played in the boozer at the end of my road, wtf

Genuinely pleasantly surprised that common sense has prevailed with Kanye and that his actions have had consequences. Now let us never speak about him again.

Because it worked for Sleep Token and others (Charlie from Busted's new band) are trying to piggyback on whatever's trending on tiktok. Good article, President and Charlie from Busted just need the piss taken out of them.

Fuck off, actions should have consequences. I hope the money helps you sleep at night.

What in the reverse Mr. Burns' sunblocker are these fucking nerds playing at??

Just stuck on an album by a band I know, that was released on Friday and it's an hour and thirty seven minutes long. Nope.

Right, come on, Arsenal. Into these Matt LeTissier, Rupert Tice, Rishi Sunak bad bastards.

I know we named him in the starting line up but I’m pretty sure Jesus is still in that tomb and he’s not coming out until tomorrow.

I can't help but feel that saying he should rot is some proper gallows humour.

I love a fried pickle. There have been many times when I've been at The Black Heart and I've ordered fried pickles, almost as a party trick to surprise friends with how good they are. And let me tell you, KFC's "frickles" are a sopping-wet disappointment. Bland, flavourless shite.

I guess by boycotting Russia, Qatar and America the Italians are the most principled nation in football

Harry Maguire is by far and away the most popular England player in the stadium tonight.

We've only come to see Ben White.

If this was true, it would be because they were scared of Motörhead.

Fuck my old boots, Judas Priest and Nevermore at Hammersmith?! Take my money now (unless you put fucking seating in)

I can't believe that using the machine that rots my brain has rotted my brain.

How can someone this poorly aerodynamic be in charge of space rockets?

Hearing Ipswich Town have renamed their stadium Deportman Road

Book Bernardo for his third bookable offence challenge. Do your job you dickhead island hair cunt.

Big old disconnect to the game today due to not getting a ticket in the ballot. Am I going to spend the equivalent of the cost of a ticket on beers in a beer garden in Wembley anyway? Almost certainly, yes.

Absolutely jumped at the opportunity a mate's typo afforded me.