What a lovely weekend of football. Enjoying this a lot www.youtube.com/watch?v=byul...

Lol

I wonder if every time Richarlison looks in the mirror and sees that neck tattoo, he says to himself, what the fuck was I thinking…..

Lol

If we’ve just thrashed the best team in Europe, does that now make us the best team in Europe?

Off you fuck, shithouses

Congratulations to Ebere Eze for scoring his first Arsenal hat-trick and Arsenal's 245th hat-trick in a competitive first team game. (HT @hente_afsc). He is the first Arsenal player to score hat-trick in a #NLD since Alan Sunderland in 1978. thearsenalcollection.org.uk?p=37226

Worst people in history: 1. Richarlison 2. Hitler 3. Pol Pot

Eberechi Eze has scored the fourth ever hat-trick in competitive meetings between Arsenal and Spurs, after Ted Drake (Arsenal, October 1934), Terry Dyson (Spurs, August 1961) and Alan Sunderland (Arsenal, December 1978). Not Brady, as I thought.

So, we’re penalised for a Tottenham foul by going down to 10 men. Mad

When will Arteta make changes. Tottenham’s tails are up and we need to nullify that

Get your shit together boys.

I’ve just heard an old lady call a family ‘fucking shitbags’ and that has made my day. God bless Australia

This will go down as the worst England cricket performance in 21st century. Fuck those cunts

This pitch had no demons in it. Just shit batsmen

Hopefully a series of two day tests bankrupts TNT sports though

This makes more sense as each ball passes

Best way to describe this England performance…reckless. Also, embarrassing, stupid, foolhardy, arrogant, nepotistic and cunty

Batting properly and going at nearly 6 an over. Imagine that…. #bbccricket

The Freemantle Doctor needs to put this England Team down.

Something needs to happen very quickly here or we’re dead in the water.

Aussies will knock these off for 3 and England will stand steadfastly behind this gung-ho approach, which will be great when we lose the series

A batting horror show that.

That’s not out. Cunting joke

We’re fucked here. Completely and utterly fucked.

He might be a hell of a bowler but he can’t bat for shit

Whatever happened to just leaving the ball?

We’re losing this by tea

Absolutely shit batting again.

Another cunting waft. Fuck off

The only Pope I trust is in the Vatican and I don’t even trust him. Stupid shot.

Ctrl C, Ctrl V

Don’t know why that cunt even pads up

Useless cunt

Tremendous effort

Stokesy loosening up…

Overcast, but brightening up….

Raining in Perth, lads

That was an absolutely insane days cricket. I’m not sure I’ve ever witnessed anything like that in person. Looks like I might be kicking my heels in Perth. There are worse places to be, I can assure you

The equivalent of this test match in football would be any Newcastle game when Kevin Keegan was manager

FUCKING OOF

Starc bowled superbly, but fuck me sideways, some of those shots were unforgivable. Stokes missed straight one, Crawley was dogshit and Brook just fell into the trap set for him. Embarrassing

Utter shite.

Crawley nicking off was typical. He’s fucking shite. Apart from Root, the rest all got starts and that’s the frustrating part

Is there a Dignitas chat room?

Disappointing. We really need Brook or Stokes to kick on now. Run rate as usual isn’t a problem, but Starc has bowled superbly. And it’s fucking hot.

Let’s fucking go England!

www.bbc.com/sport/cricke... To be fair to Smith, Panesar is an absolute plank

When in Rome….