The Deaderlands, morelike….

Excellent milf turn out at the Germany v Curaçao game. Brilliant effort by the locals and the fans. #worldcupofmilfs

Neuer having Horlicks in the hydration break.

Hey @tobyafc1.bsky.social , I hear you like nothing more than dick advocaat at Christmas

Mourinho and Cucurella. Madrid going full cunt next season.

@tobyafc1.bsky.social you’re on a roll, mate.

Brazil milfs doing their country proud. Great start. #worldcupmilfs

Morocco. Will they pull a Rabat out of a hat?

The romance of Brazilian football died years ago. Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Zico and Socrates were incredible. This current team are functional rather than exciting.

Vini Jr is fine, but if you want a pinpoint cross, you really need Keane Lewis-Potter.

Brazil has got some right cunts in their team.

Joe Hart speaks in sound bites and riddles. It’s like Yoda and Inspector Gadget had a child…

I’m at a brass band concert. It’s very entertaining

Things I found when clearing my parents house: 1. Signed photos of Blue Peter presenters 2. Ammunition 3. Chemical weapons protection kit 4. A hunting horn 5. A machete 6. A sword disguised as a walking cane

Good old LinkedIn asking me to follow this chap….reader: he was recently murdered….

Wave if you’re a cunt.

Nice thing to see on my way home.

Hell of a cross, hell of a goal.

Sithole really playing like one

Or HMP Risley, as it’s now known.

Already impressed by the World Cup crowd milfs. Great start by the hosts. I shall be reporting on this throughout the tournament. #worldcupmilfs

When you appoint your manager from a market stall on holiday….

Came for Thierry Henry, got Andros Townsend

Classic Noni.

They should sign Bradley Barcoda….

@tobyafc1.bsky.social your latest fess gets published! 👏👏

I can remember the excitement of the build up to World Cup 1990 and 1998 and Euro 96. This World Cup, nothing. Completely ruined by greed and cunts.

He didn’t say how he was going to use the bat though….

Panorama makes for uncomfortable viewing but anyone who thought David Sullivan was anything other than a nonce is far more naive than they realise.

Me every March in Cheltenham.

Hey @tobyafc1.bsky.social are you taking your children to the World Cup? I heard you always love going to Tampa with the kids…

That cunt barking on the touchline is annoying.

This tells some great stories….

Just got ChatGPT to write my job description. Should’ve added ‘fucking lazy genius’ at the bottom of it.

Emilio Gay looks like a proper cricketer. A rarity for an England opener recently

Reset? lol. Classic England.

Was supposed to have a Teams call with Status Quo but the network was down down…

Delighted to see Zak Crawley has finally run out of lives.

If anyone is considering ordering shoes from Hobibear, don’t. They are cunts.

Lol www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Farage demanded that nobody attack the police or suggest any police bias when Sarah Everard was killed. But when he can get a race riot going he’s full of “rage” The cunt.

Was supposed to have a teams call with Mick Jones but he has a clash…..

1️⃣ Argentina 1978 😍 France 1998 😤 USA 1994

Do I have a very inappropriate comment to make here? I prefer not to speak…

What a bunch of fucking cunts.

Andy McNab Don Howe Fred West Dara O’Briain Harold Shipman

Happy Pride Month Folks 🏳️‍🌈 For me, every month is gay month... it's a little difficult to escape that 💅 The only difference now is that it's everyone else's problem.😁

Be great to get all our transfer business done asap rather than a last minute rail grab.

A fully grown Spurs fan referring to Arsenal with the phrase ‘dirty bumholes’ [sic] has made me laugh so much. Bet he’s a right fucking cunt irl….

Just posted this to the busy cunt Spurs fans chirping away on the work Teams chat