Sky would love it if for some reason we won the league at home to Burnley and there was only 1/2 the stadium there to see it at the final whistle.

Airport full of United fans travelling home after a Monday night Sky swapped fixture. Not sure when this was moved but they’re clearly inconvenienced by a stopover and a day off work. And don’t bother saying ‘fuck em’, this is a problem affecting fans of many clubs and it’s getting worse.

Pretty sure this is our first home Monday night game of the season and it almost feels like it’s done to deliberately inconvenience the team and the fans. There is definitely something about this that stinks.

Bloke on the train on a call loudly discussing transitions, cutovers and hypercare before playing you tube loudly on his phone, so all the cunt boxes ticked. Well played sir.

Apparently there’s thunderstorms tomorrow….

Completely unnecessary for anyone to be playing their last home game of the season on a Monday night. Regardless of the title race, it’s a day of celebration & togetherness, when the players get to come round with their family & say thank you to the fans & vice versa.

Off to Madrid tomorrow if anyone fancies a churros in their eye…

Chelsea currently 8th in the table, 25 points behind first place. Classic McNulty…🚮

I haven’t missed watching an FA Cup final, either on TV or in person since 1973, until this year.

Should be a pretty charged atmosphere at Wembley for the Cup final. Hundreds of charges.

Garnacho is a terrible footballer, both ability and attitude. He’s also an absolute cunt.

Ah, a bearded tit…

Word on the street is that the gunman was prolific in Portugal last season.

Fernandez complaining about a decision is like Fred West complaining about social services.

Chelsea v Man City in the FA Cup final? El Cuntio

Awful defending.

@tobyafc1.bsky.social you’ve done it again

Aaronson had to score there.

Madrid next week. Fuck sake

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This is proper batshit panic now

Celebrating ‘big’ birthdays abroad and inviting friends to spend a fortune to celebrate it with you. Fuck off.

Magnificent post.

The local hill climb has an ‘event’ today, so if you’re a paedophile hunter it’ll be like shooting fish in a barrel

Another fake assassination attempt is it?

One thing that amuses me is the players trying to gee up the crowd with their arm waving, especially after serving up that performance. Be a bit like the dog expecting a treat after shitting on the kitchen floor.

Anyway, onto Atletico. Cannot fucking wait.

Manspreading cunt on the train.

See everyone moaning we haven’t scored a hatful. Take the win, three points and move on. Long way to go yet

The rapist cunt has clearly never picked up a bible in his life, unless it was to hit a 16 year old girl with to stun her.

Usual cunts telling us how to behave at a football match. The amount I pay, if I wanted to play the La Marseillaise at 75 minutes with my foreskin, I’m damn well going to.

I am completely contemptuous of the City fans on my train.

This person was burgled and the burglar was charged with taking the piss.

If we don’t win today, I’m looking forward to the start of a new season next weekend….

Judt when you couldnt love him more… www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Schrodingers Spurs….

Sam Barrot reffing our game tomorrow. Could be a lot worse

I initially read the name as Dale Johnson and though blimey he’s gone darker since commenting on VAR

Just when you think the Met have hit rock bottom….. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Unless you are one of The Four Tops, you should never use the term ’reach out’.

That was the best worst result possible I guess.

Liam’s got a lovely payout - ‘pay’ as in money and ‘out’ as in ‘you’re out’. P-A-Y-O-U-T

Emu in his darker moments

Chelsea. Lol

DV clearance details should never be disclosed, but a decision on whether an individual passed or not should be, to relevant individuals. If a DV interviewer has concerns then they should be flagged and reported upwards.

Ticket secured for Atletico away. #UTA

@tobyafc1.bsky.social smashed it on here again mate.