Having to do a CPC course on Zoom this morning. There are some deeply unserious people on here. The poor instructor.

Went to a mass disease spreader event today (a kids party @metalgiroud.bsky.social - stop it). I was going to ask someone to shoot me but then I remembered only Americans carry guns.

Gabriel is going to get a red. Absolute div.

It's happening again. Being pushed back and no outlet.

Looking forward to Martinelli running into players again

@metalgiroud.bsky.social Hi mate. Hope you're having a good day!

Awful news that Alex Manninger has passed away after a car accident. Played such a key role in the 1998 double, stepping up when the team needed him with David Seaman out. Tragic news.

RIP Alex

Think we grew into that in the end. In the end they didn't really trouble our goal.

If I were Sporting, I'd be very sporting and let the kid score a goal.

Why does Gyokeres have to back in to the players every time they ball is played in to him? Try going to it ffs!

I want start of season Madueke back please. Might not have scored anything but at least he could beat his defender.

Arsenal having a player called Dudziak really won't help things.

I don't think Pep really cares about who is or isn't injured at Arsenal. He will train and set up his team to play as if Arsenal have all of their players fit, and at their best.

Sort of inevitable once the set pieces dried up

Suckerpunch incoming

Fucking bottlers

This is really really bad.

HOLY SHIT!

OMG GET IN

Did anyone else just notice Arteta waving everyone back and at the same time Odegaard waving his team mates forward?

Odegaard looking good today. Nice to see someone resisting the press and making themselves available in pockets of space.

@metalgiroud.bsky.social Nonce.

@metalgiroud.bsky.social This may explain the way I am (me with the chip wrapper)

😂

Deportman Road

I've feared for a while that we aren't defending as well as we did at the beginning of the season, and when we come up against teams with elite attacking options we were going to come undone. That's what happened against City last night and what I believe will happen in the latter stages of the CL.

Head of Steam in Leeds

Mr Naga curry. My bottom will be on fire tomorrow.

Sean Lock on Last One Laughing would have been sensational

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

Pathetic

That's a foul

@dinohkay.bsky.social @buxtongooner.bsky.social shag?

16 years old

Let me guess. VAR weren't shown the foul from that angle?

One hell of a save there

This is what @metalgiroud.bsky.social does. 'Accidently' underages someone.

I really do like big D

It's going to be really boring if we draw Man City or Chelsea this evening.

Why is Ryan Reynolds at the game??

Wow

It's a great day when dirty murdering peados finally get their comeuppance.

I'm supposed to be working but I can't stop myself from watching Spurs content this morning.

Have to give it to Tottenham. With their North London neighbours single handedly ruining football, Spurs are playing a brand of football that is really entertaining everyone.

Which Spurs player would you rescue from the Championship for giggles?

Bullshit

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

Arsenal win, City drop points, and West Ham and Forest close the gap to spurs. An absolutely fucking filthy Wednesday.

I hope Neville calls for that player to be beaten.