It's going to be really boring if we draw Man City or Chelsea this evening.

Why is Ryan Reynolds at the game??

Wow

It's a great day when dirty murdering peados finally get their comeuppance.

I'm supposed to be working but I can't stop myself from watching Spurs content this morning.

Have to give it to Tottenham. With their North London neighbours single handedly ruining football, Spurs are playing a brand of football that is really entertaining everyone.

Which Spurs player would you rescue from the Championship for giggles?

Bullshit

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

Arsenal win, City drop points, and West Ham and Forest close the gap to spurs. An absolutely fucking filthy Wednesday.

I hope Neville calls for that player to be beaten.

In the time we normally fuck it up. Please don't.

The French are going to join the war btw. You don't send air craft carriers for nothing.

Have we had any red cards this season?

Yirrrssss

Rosenoir looking like an English teacher

What a massively brave reporter on Sky News right now

Can everyone just stop being cunts to everyone else?

Right, don't shit the bed now.

Time for Martinelli please

Right, don't shit the bed now.

I feel sick

British people - Cat run over - Oh no that's terrible 😢 Also British people - people on small boats dying - Shouldn't be coming over

@metalgiroud.bsky.social I've heard about your mate Epstein. Hope he doesn't grass you up pal

Pricks

@dinohkay.bsky.social oh

One in five children infected in the recent London measles outbreak were reportedly hospitalised. Don’t believe the anti-vaxxers when they say “it’s a mild disease” or “it’s better to get immunity naturally”. It isn’t.

Nice little purchase today

Gunnersaurus just beat Crusty the Pie 3-1 at pens. Magic of the cup!

Ordering a curry as a dyslexic

Seen on the 89

Just found this at my dads

Beat Wigan on Sunday and we could be 7 points clear.

Good point 👍

If that Beautiful bastard Clafiori scores the winner tonight I will be wanking off to his Instagram posts.

YIRRRRSSSSS

Not enough contact for a penalty but enough for a yellow for a pull back

Madeueke lost possession then and jogged back

This. Is. Beautiful.

It need to be made public. Keith @metalgiroud.bsky.social is mentioned quite a few times in the Toby files.

The offside tech just made Gabriel Jesus white btw 😂

That's a lovely finish

SUPERMENDI

Can we get Ramsey back for the final?

Masterclass defensive performance

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FUCKING MASTER PLAN YOU CHELSEA CUNTS

FUCK ME YESSSS

Fofana looks like a thin Gabriel Jesus