Thanks Chelsea Now fuck off

Another massive 1-1 win for Chelsea Football Club.

That save from Raya looks even better now

The post match interview on Sky….they’re asking the Manchester City manager if the schedule is having an effect on his squad. Fucking hell 😂

What a fucking magnificent weekend of Barclays it’s been.

So…..can I celebrate our injury time winner against Wolves now or…..?

I, for one, cannot wait to hear what Martin Samuel thinks of this. The fat beardy cunt.

I like Chelsea

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Cole Palmer is shit

Fucking hell there were better atmospheres than this during Covid. In old people’s homes.

Watching the last 10 minutes of City v Chelsea in the hope that Trump bombs the Etihad because someone told him about the oil money.

Neville laughing about a naughty challenge from Cole Palmer sums the little cunt up.

Bernardo Silva, all of three feet tall and looking like a novice monk in a Zurbaran painting, gets away with being a top candidate for the title of dirtiest player in the PL week after week. Even better at this than Casemiro was with Real. Never mentioned in comms either.

Just seen the Liverpool result 😂😂😂😂😂

Today sees the first time in English football history that two teams facing a combined 189 charges relating to illegal payments play each other.

Derby & Wimbledon at Highbury in ‘89 would’ve killed some of you lot.

Shrodingers cunt

WHO’S A CUNT NOW?

Wonder how West Ham Central is these days….

'Unorthodox'

So many layers on it’s gonna take me an hour to go for a shit. Considering adding a nappy as an extra base layer at this rate.

Get in!!!!

So are Chelsea still in the title race or…?

Stop letting off fireworks you pricks. We live in a village and I’m trying to watch Yellowstone. Fuck off.

Just texted everyone in my contact list to wish them a happy new year before the networks go down at midnight 💪

Unai Emery’s post-match interview last night but he’s just vibing off classic intros

Considered dry January, but we’ve got some big games coming up that just can’t be done dry. Decided on Januhairy instead. My liver may suffer, but my bush will remain untouched 💪

“Lynn….I’ve pierced my foot on a spike”

Seems strange saying we’re “back”, considering we’ve won every game since the defeat at Villa. Goes to show how important it is to win however you can when chasing the title. If we win it, come May, nobody will care how we beat Brighton & Wolves.

The tone of this match report is hysterical. It's like Matt Hughes bet his house on a Villa win. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Not sure I see a problem with Welbeck trying the panenka. He’s completely done the keeper & a bit unlucky hitting the bar. As for the West Ham players not being happy with it….he missed, you fucking divs.

Arsenal 4 - Aston Villa 1

Emery straight down the tunnel before shaking hands, inject it. Probably has Emirates Stadium PTSD. Good, I have it too thanks to him.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YYYEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!

FUCKING HAVE THAT YOU CUNTS

GET THE FUCK IN

Hahahahahaha! He watched the ball go in then held his face 😂😂😂😂😂

Fuck you Martinez you fucking cunt

This ref is an absolute cunt. Well done, mate, you’re on TV. Prick.

I’d do time for Martinez. Cunt.

Fuck off Smith you ugly cunt

This from @vizcomic.bsky.social will never get old.