There's a special place in hell available for people who take nachos into cinema screens.

Kneecap are not terrorists. Who knew?

Combat Rock Friday morning. Is it even a Friday if you're not listening to another newsflash, from the Clash?

Arsenal are useless man, how come they haven't signed Saliba to a nine year contract like Chelsea would have?

If you see this quote post a bridge

I guess that game is proof you can have too much possession. Trossard's ripper at the end there an emphatic finish to a less than emphatic performance. Still, 2-0 and onto the next round.

Sort of hoping for a couple of early Arsenal goals in the second half so I can go and watch the Alien Earth season finale instead. Obviously, I'm not going to do that people. Obviously.

Saw Goldfrapp play Queen's Square with Massive Attack in 2003. Will never forget how Alison's voice soared during the performance of Utopia that day. Absolutely magical.

Ezeeeeeeeeee!

Donald Trump's takeaway from a visit to this country is that London is a city where Sharia law runs things. How the fuck did he miss the Lime bikes?

There are no words for how deeply, deeply disgraceful Trump is. The best I’ve found, however, is this:

A story about Gabriel Martinelli, and Pep Guardiola the coward

Just back from the Emirates. Never thought I'd see a Guardiola side play like that. From the minute they scored, their only goal was to run the clock down - so, hahamaMartinelli! Scenes at the end were unbelievable. Very conservative team selection from Arteta though. More creativity please!

Just caught up with the day's athletics, I got something caught in my throat watching KJT's post bronze medal interview. Another Great British heptathlete and a hero of the sport. If you looked up the dictionary definition of resilience...

Just out of the Greenwich Comedy Festival. Brilliant two hours teed up by Laura Smyth and Kerry Godliman, then smashed out of the big top, perimenopausal styleee, by Sara Pascoe.

Greenwich Comedy Festival for the first time this afternoon, buzzing to watch Kerry Godliman & Sara Pascoe in action. BOSH!

God bless the NHS.

Whoever could have foreseen scheduling cricket in Ireland (and, for that matter, England) might be ever so slightly counter productive?

Just as a reminder...

Amy Hunt - 200m World Silver medallist. This is what it means. 🥹

#5debutalbums0004 This, for me, was and is one of the most remarkable debut albums I've heard since Tricky's a decade earlier. Dizzee never really touched these heights again in the LP format, but what heights!

Football comeback #3 in 2025 appears to have been successful. Hopefully I don't wake up unable to get up.

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

Kindness gets you nowhere in the Alien universe.

Really lovely to listen to Handbrake Off and hear how audibly Amy Lawrence was seduced, not only by the great, magical city of Bilbao, but the San Mames too. Lovely, but not in any way surprising.

Tickets booked, a black celebration beckons

"If Adolf Hitler flew in today..." youtu.be/D9iaT7LxP7M?...

Supersuuuuuuuuub!

Feeling ever so envious of the Arsenal fans who will have been introduced to Calimotxo for the first time over the last 48 hours or so.

Some of these are great. 😂

Would perhaps have been an ideal opportunity to travel to Bilbao for the game, if my boss wasn't on leave. And I wasn't having to travel to Birmingham for the third time in 2 weeks tomorrow. Ngl, I'm a bit over the second city at this point.

It looks like by 2029, Reform will be full of the lot that spent 14 years screwing up the UK and people will vote for them saying they want a change.

Solo expedition to the Ritzy for Spinal Tap II: The End Continues.

As Chair, here is our cross-party joint statement from the Parliamentary Black Caucus, regarding the rising threat of racism and violence from the far-right.👇🏾

An amazing pair of 100m finals in Tokyo, Melissa Jefferson-Wooden runs an incredible 10.61 to obliterate the field, followed by Oblique Seville running a blistering 9.78 to claim the gold for Jamaica. Usain Bolt enjoyed it!

Shot, chaser Young men more likely to vote Green than Reform. Young men second most progressive group of any demographic. Combined right-wing vote barely bigger than Green vote alone for young men

ZUBIIIIIIIIIIII!!

Yes, Baxter, we'll be coming to Allbarone - just as soon as we've finished work for the day.

The sweetest words in the English language... "Arsenal Direct Your order A........... has been shipped"

Finally, me & my preorder of Suede's ANTIDEPRESSANTS are in the same place at the same time and I'm not too tired to listen to it. An album of 2 halves for me, the first - with a couple of exceptions - is a little Suede by numbers. The 2nd half is where the album comes alive for me. It's fantastic.

*Leggal

"We're on the final approach into Birmingham International", says the train manager - forgetting he's not actually an airline pilot.

The myth of the Premier Inn mattress. If it's so bloody comfortable, how come I never get any sleep on one?

Is Jannik Sinner contractually obliged to do a first pump after every point he wins?

Just out of a screening of Hitchcock's Vertigo - his masterpiece. Jimmy Stewart and Kim Novak are absolutely superb in this tale of wrongdoing, obsession and twisted love.

Quality and composure from Beth Mead there.

Olivia Smith has just scored the goal of the season at the Emirates.

Fucking. Hell.

Not saying Eberechi Eze has been a popular signing for Arsenal but, 2 weeks after I ordered my Eze 10 shirt from the dot com, I'm still waiting for news of it...

Tonight, Inside No. 9 - adopts Martin Tyler voice - and it's liiiiiiiiiiiive! (in Bromley, I mean of all the places...)