Hincapié injury doesn't seem like nothing. He wasn't running well while trying to get back, like pulled something, and immediately signaled the bench like he knew he can't carry on. #Arsenal 🔴⚪

The Anne of Cleeves vibes are actually legit.

"Arsenal are in the midst of a historic injury crisis." - the majority of the English football media if they covered this like they cover City.

More like Igor Thrudoor, am I right?

Nice indication of how Chelsea and City's cheating affected the rest of the league. (Also very satisfying how we held the Orcs off before extending our lead over them). youtu.be/D2q2AW6dVLc

Lol. Just found out about this mooted 60-pt deduction for City, and the fact it was "revealed" by a journalist called Cesar Londoño, which certainly doesn't reduce the sense that this is all a load of bollocks.

shot / chaser

It's an absolute disgrace that they never made another Master & Commander movie.

Attaboy Mik.

Declan & Bukayo leaving England camp. Sensible from Tuchel and greatly appreciated.

Just stop it now. If we manage to get it over the line this season despite all these injuries ... www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Would be nice if people took some time away from calling us "worse than Hitler" to acknowledge that being a minimum of 6pts clear is "decent, tbf." www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

I sincerely hope Arteta is using this Noni situation to convince Tuchel to go easy on Rice and Saka. And Benny. And to play the City lads for the full 90+ minutes.

Obvs the biggest concern with Madueke out is the impact on Saka. We need to be managing his workload to keep him fit for the critical stuff, so losing his main back-up is A Problem. Then, factor in the sitch at 8/10, and how close Saka is to our best fit option there...

I'd put the percentage of mornings in recent weeks when my first thoughts could be categorised as Arsenal-related angst at ~70%. The remaining ~30% of mornings have been defined by anxiety over other, arguably more important things. So maybe I should be grateful for the relief Arsenal provides.

Again this demand that gender be determined not at birth or by self definition or cultural upbringing but by genetic testing is a major and radical demand for a new standard never, ever practiced by any culture in the history of the planet Earth.

Allegations of “family voting” was *the* top story on the BBC news summary the morning after the by-election. It was specifically alleged or implied by spokespeople from every major political party. It was directly reported by the political editor of Sky and the political editor is the Spectator.

Hope not?

I love Benny. I will be upset if we sell him. I want to see him win many trophies in an Arsenal shirt. I hope Steve Holland gets an infection when he goes and gets cut price hair plugs done.

Too good for the GB News morons.

LOL

Have that you booing cunts.

Henry Winter is sat in the Wembley press box. Crying.

That's a true feck off goal... Ben White, when the game was 0-0 And via Corner. 😂 And VAR trying to rule it out... All just too perfect... Arsenalesque!

Eat shit you booing, reform loving, talksport listening wankers

Madueke injured. I would burn international football to the ground, but I'm lazy and Infantino's doing it for me anyway.

Turns out it's those Islamics who are responsible for the affordability crisis, which will be a relief to Liz "Liz Truss Budget" Truss.

Weird (annoying) facet of life in 2026 is misreading the word/name "Al" as "A.I." every time you see it. It's the Alans, Alistairs, Alfreds and Saudi Pro League I feel most sorry for.

To help with planning, UEFA have announced in advance the dates of the Champions League semi-finals: If Arsenal make the semis, they will be away on Weds 29th April and at home on Tuesday 5th May.

NGL, I'm captivated by these new shirts at temu

Balls

Can't pretend I'm confident about these pens.

Image 1: a line from the article Images 2, 3, and 4: what the author of the article was doing in 2024 to create the controversy

Kind of interesting that this piece published at The Guardian acknowledges that these changes are at least partly a response to the freak out during the 2024 Olympics about Imane Khelif, when the guy writing the piece played a role in fanning those 2024 flames. www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/m...

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New in PN: How MMA defines the Trump administration "Everywhere you look in the Republican Party today, you see insecure men trying to show how manly they are. And the performance of manhood to which they are most attracted is violence."

Betting companies kill, consciously & for unfathomable profit.

Peter Thiel is the closest thing we have to a Bond villain. He is an ultra-conservative, gay German immigrant oligarch who runs mass surveillance, funds anti-democratic politicians, and gives private talks on the Antichrist

"NASA will launch the Space Reactor‑1 Freedom, the first nuclear powered interplanetary spacecraft, to Mars before the end of 2028" No such spacecraft exists. It'll launch in two years??? Um...

There’s absolutely no chance Kvara is available. This is his agent trying to get better terms after Barcola got them.

Right, well, anyone else is going to be a disappointment now.

You know, once a jury has made its decision you are extremely justified in dropping the "allegedly"

I hope the BBC had a similar headline when Arsenal were undone completely by the referee in WSL against who was it? Oh Chelski. Well not quite... It was- A point rescued by Russo and chelski's unbeaten run continues.

Thought the first series of Last One Laughing was overrated, but the one that's just come out is hysterical.

Is it not news-worthy… That an 18-month-old Palestinian toddler was allegedly held in detention for 10 hours Tortured by Israeli soldiers using burning cigarettes and nails All to force a confession from his father? Look at him Because our press will rather you didn’t.

Love this "don't cry for Arsenal" framing. Sure, he'll only miss the CL quarterfinals and potentially 28-42% of our remaining PL games (including the City match).

Yet another player who has got injured just as he was hitting excellent form. We won't hear a word of credit if we get over the line with the injury luck we've had, but it would be really impressive if we do.

Update: there's now an accompanying glossy, professionally filmed, well lit video of the visit to go with it

Fuck Ipswich Town, basically.

I know it’s a 1000-1 chance, but I picked up a scarf around Block 525 at Wembley on Sunday. One of those sent out to Season Ticket holders a few years ago, with your initials on it… someone named BM. Anyone know a BM at the Final and who lost their scarf?? #COYG #Arsenal