Has to be said that so much of the hate for Arsenal comes from the fact that Arsenal has consistently had a good looking team. Other teams and fans won’t admit it but it’s the truth. They’re mad because their teams are ugly. This has been the case for almost three decades now.

I, the only person not to post a video of the celebrations, forgot to press record on my phone. But my view of Arteta and Leo's little jig was unparalleled.

Favourite bit was Berta the Frankfurter threatening to wade into the Atleti bench.

This was a nice touch. We're classy af.

On the shitter n’all. Fair play

What a guy.

Just bricking it about West Ham tbqhwy.

So much of this season's mainstream media coverage has focused on deciding whether or not the title race has been over AFTER EVERY SINGLE GAME. It's so tiresome.

The anti-Bluesky columns are going to be relentless.

Am I wrong to think a normal club with normal financial considerations would have cashed in on him? It speaks volumes that he's not been starting for them while they're chasing the title.

Joe Hart look like a cricket bat handle pass it on.

Joe, come again?!

This lasted 11 days. I'm now relishing the relief of a Champions League semi final.

Same. Tough times lying in bed convinced Jarred Bowen is a world-class attacker.

Literally kept up all night by catastrophisations over the West Ham game. Football is an illness.

wow anne hathaway looking stunning at the met gala, wearing the 2025-2026 arsenal first kit 🔥

Here is a stat that doesn’t feel like it should be true but it is: No Premier League team has scored more goals in 2026 than Arsenal

Managed to convince myself that West Ham (a) is now the hardest game in the world ever and I can’t sleep.

Love Eze 😄😄😄

For anyone wondering how naturally pessimistic I am, I've managed to convince myself we're now going to play really tight, rather than just trying to score goals.

HE HAD THE BOTTLE READY THE WANKER 😭😭 Wave it now...

Anyone know of any sarcophagi I can occupy for the West Ham game?

Carra is desperate for City to beat us. Just can't stand anyone but Liverpool doing it.

Fucking outrageous.

Michael Oliver regretting he only gave them six minutes.

My man will be the difference maker, Thierno Barry. You're not named after two legendary figures* without leaving your mark in the world. *Thierry Henry & Barry from Eastenders

Something we might regret is City's opponents feeling the need to really go on the attack if they go a goal down. Thrashing-averseness is something to encourage.

Ok, five minutes of this is enough.

Tarkowski too much of a shagger not to make a meal of that. Which is a pity.

What if I just watched extended highlights of Saturday instead?

I'm not going to sniff too much at the Carrick appointment. He's done a good job, even if luck and the fixture list has contributed a great deal too.

I know we've long given up having the rule of law here but this is utterly fucked, I can't believe we're just letting this shit happen during an election campaign

"We'll do nothing to improve your lives, but we will at least punish the people you hate,"

It's extremely unlikely that Villa will go to City on the last day of the season with anything to play for - a point at Burnley probably does enough to get them a CL place (not guaranteed, tbf). And if they do still have skin in the game, it'll be because their forms gone through the floor.

Just had a thought... is Gyokeres + Havertz the new Poldi + Giroud?

Gyokeres is on 8 goals since I wrote this. Considering how vital GD threatens to be, I think we might need more than 4 from him. Considering our upcoming fixtures, I'm gonna say he gets 5 more.

There is a limited window of opportunity to do something about this - as there was in the US in 2021-25.

Happy second Saturday night. open.spotify.com/track/2NQV7H...

Nearly two months after Israel relaunched its ground offensive in southern Lebanon, satellite images, photos and videos show the scope of widespread demolitions. Israel’s defense minister said the approach was modeled on tactics its military used in Gaza.

City are going to beat them 6-0.

David Allen Green blocked me for saying Villa had in fact been lucky, going by the xG. Hope he's enjoying this.

Fucking Emery, man. Useless prick.

Opposing this is seen as the extremist position

hot take: women are less likely to use AI because we’re quick to clock flattery as a tool of manipulation

Mad that they allow Maguire to play on there.