am i doing this right

ok i'm gonna take a very early morning nap, thank you tottenham for a lovely hatewatch. here's to nine more of them 😘

somewhere, thomas frank turns off the tv. walks over to the kitchen, takes out his finest paper cup with an arsenal logo, pours himself some red wine, takes a big sip. smiles

so many blank faces, so many haunted looks. i am a bad person and laughing at every one of them 😇

look, if johnson won't fulfill his narrative potential by scoring vs spurs, at least put in eddie!

i do wish harry kane was still here AND going down with them. he deserves it

spurs fans wishing they could have gotten out too like johnson 🥲

no, this is not too sweet at all, it's perrrrrrrfect 😌

glad i made the right choice ☺️

Palace fans olėing in the 52 minute 😂

expressions oozing? probably expressions compeltely losing it, i imagine

I've only just put the footie on. Anything interesting happen?

holy hell it is SO quiet there 🥳

if arsenal finally do it and spurs go down, prepare to be absolutely SICK of me

at least spurs will still be in the "big 6" when the championship playoffs expand to six teams next season 🤓

can we get an emergency arsecast? even if it's just andrew and james giggling for twenty minutes

nights like these are when bluesky needs a "like every post in my timeline" feature 🥰

Show me crying children 😂

makes me angry again that son has doomed a generation of korean kids to supporting this lot. hope it's not too late for them to grow out of their impoverished childhood 😈

I'm not watching the game, but my friend just texted me 'hahahahaha'. I immediately knew what it was about.

to be fair to them, the stadium has excellent and numerous points for easy and smooth exit. good architecture, that

You know it's good when they're doing the exterior shots of people leaving the stadium before halftime

it's so damning that they can't even sustain boos for more than a few seconds. there is zero life in the stadium

spurs fans so quiet, they might as well be performing john cage's 4′33″

SLICED AND DICED 😂😂😂

🎶everywhere they go, everywhere they gooooooo🎶

come on igor, you can become a beloved icon in north london. just quit at halftime. just walk down the tunnel and outta there

THE CHICKEN IS COOKED

timeline is glorious right now 😂

Spursy

mood (updated)

mood

wait, what?

PALATIAL

strand larsen is a decent footballer but i do wish he'd hurry up and finish his next book about the girl with the dragon tattoo

that foul looks worse every replay

huh this is very relaxing, for once

An Eddie Nketiah winner would be ideal.

so delicious that arsenal winning is driving people to post things like "arsenal is making me lose my lifelong love for football" in frustration

pleased to announce the my documentary on martin ødegaard, The Cursed Goatee: The Shocking Story of a Football Captain, Mysterious Injuries, and Haunted Stadium. exclusively for cbs 60 minutes

me unable to sleep and considering getting out of bed at 3:30am so i can hatewatch the impending demise of spurs:

Debate: This Team Will Destabilize The Entire Premier League And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Football vs. No It Won’t

This could work on next week’s podcast

Love that Wrighty has to go on the Arsecast to have a passionate rant every so often

Me imagining myself in an Arsenal varsity jacket vs Me wearing an Arsenal varsity jacket

I was calling charter bus companies to get rates for PL Mornings in Tampa. The guy asked for an organization name. I said Miami Gooners. He hesitated and asked “…what kind of group are you guys?” 🙄

Piero tried to break free but deep inside he knew it was too late: the alien from planet 9Ab-1 had cracked the astronaut's helmet and held his head in its powerful grip - and began extracting his lifeforce through its cold, damp fingertips. His consciousness began to fade... 👽😫

i would like to see arsenal score four goals in one match. every one of them from corners, each from a different corner 😇

“Bluesky is dominated by humorless liberals” No no no, sorry, Bluesky is the Arsenal app now.