Run-Ups - Koopmeiners - highly ethical - 0 Ayanoui- unethical- X Kluivert - unethical - x Rahimi- highly ethical - 0 Weghorst - mostly ethical - 0 Talbi - mostly unethical - 0 Timber- highly ethical - x Hakimi - highly ethical - x Summerville - slightly unethical - x Saibari - highly ethical - 0

Soccer is designed so that if a game is really good, the reward is 30 minutes of the most boring shit you’ve ever seen before a winner is picked at random

I feel bad for Rienk Mast

Campaigning to get the AFCON final reversed after the fact is some historic loser shit

0-2 on pen shootouts today :/

Aura save

AHAHAHAHAHHA FUCK YOU HAKIMI

The last part of Woke 2 to be reimplemented will be banning the stutter-step penalty run-up

WOUT WEGHORST, NO WOKE NONSENSE

When are these guys going to learn lol

BALL DONT LIE FUCK A STUTTER STEP

lmao he faked himself out

The agenda grows

Bart that is maybe the best save I’ve seen in years

WOW

The number of stoppage time goals in 2 days has made up for matchday 3 being hit and miss

Oh

Watch this Wout Weghorst header here to start this

Cody Gakpo’s partner had a miscarriage this week and you see the emotion off the back of scoring that goal

Good for him man, that’s cool

THE DUTCH

Woah how did I miss that Wout’s hair is that long now lol

Sometimes you just get soccered

go put your feet up. see you next season, sweet prince ❤️

Hey remember when the USA beat Paraguay 4-1?

That shootout was cinema, brutal for Germany

BANG

Havertz is like a 0.7 xG+xA striker who finishes in line with or above his numbers and does truly elite defensive work. Just play him there.

Coaches have been trying to make Kai Havertz a midfielder for his entire career even though he’s one of the best strikers in the world. Play him at striker. He’s just a striker. He gets in the box and gets shots from close range.

big World Cup for Guys Arsenal Fans Have Decided Suck For No Good Reason, especially today

Yep

The way Paraguay play keeps upsetting me, lock in Germany

calling what Paraguay is doing anti-football might be kind

OH WOW

Meg has still been SO involved in stuff, it wouldn't shock me if we extended her

Obv very excited for Heaps to join up with the Summit but I really hope Cushing just automatically give her the captaincy. Janine is the captain, it’d be unfair to just take it from her

we good

Our Gabis 🥹

Brazil turned the “play soccer” dial in the second half

I read this as lisan al gabi at first

LISAN AL GAIB

MY GUYYYYY

MARTINELLIIIIIII

Martinelli!!

Zion is so sick

Vini just murdered Tomiyasu

YO WHY IS GABRIEL TAKING THAT LOLLLL

Oh my god????

yea it’s crazy lol I was gonna say Sano being the scorer for what could be a historic Japan W is a bit of a vibe killer