Oh my god lmfao

quick and dirty off some random site

Trinity Rodman is Greenland is bouncing around my head like the DVD logo

Here’s the screenshot I took earlier before they fixed it

‘In a very real sense, Trinity Rodman is Greenland’ is a level of getting lost in the sauce I’m not sure we’ve ever seen.

Shut up and dribble. By: Mauricio Pochettino

Even if you are reshaping the squad (and are successful) this seems like an extremely tone deaf way to describe it.

Far too many people at MLS believe that they can just sit back and the World Cup will magically drop piles of cash at the league office door.

100% Partey, didn't enjoy rooting against an Arsenal player for 3 years

Really thorough and interesting piece. As the story mentioned, Tillman was in the FBI for 8 years before resigning.

I don’t pretend to understand the process behind signing announcements but everyone deciding “you’re too slow we will do them ourselves” is wonderful.

Upon reflection, one funny thing about the Matt Wells presser he made it sound like he was pretty ok with Cole Bassett being sold and also talked about a ‘dominating’ offense predicated on a lot of pressing. Nobody on the Rapids pressed better than Cole. He was a very good forward defender.

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Pauline Peyraud-Magnin is on the Summit's roster in the app even though she hasn't been announced

I refuse to engage with that AI "TV Show" but I do think any actor involved in the project should be removed from SAG

The disdain towards the entire concept of the United States playing a game called “soccer” annihilates any appreciation that the author supposedly has for NWSL. There’s an angle to say “parity good” and “NWSL is a better league than where one team has 10x the budget of everyone else”, this ain’t it

I think if I wanted to write a column explaining why NWSL was wrong to change their financial structure to keep Trinity Rodman I would not joke about not knowing who Sam Coffey is in said column.

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Can’t wait for the Sums to release their kits, they said a while ago that we are getting custom kits in year one and I’m so excited

It’s very interesting to me, as someone who doesn’t follow basketball that closely, that he has been a villain his whole career except for the times he played for the Cavs

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Return of the King

October feels like 3 years ago lol

My boy ❤️

8/8 in the CL is one hell of an effort man, whilst scoring the most and conceding the fewest, with big wins against the likes of Atletico Madrid, Bayern Munich and Inter. Boys and the coaching staff deserve a lot of credit.

a goalkeeper goal to beat real madrid in the champions league, jose is about to do the postgame presser fully nude

A tactically smart coach with gravitas from a legendary playing career could fix Real Madrid. Someone like, say, Xabi Alonso.

Wait Benfica beating Real Madrid means they move on to face... Real Madrid

Many are saying Benfica

First ever perfect UEFA Champions League League Phase, you'll never sing that

conceding twice against Kairat at home #TetaOut

yet another very real guy

Thoughts on the first half:

Anyone reading anything into a dead rubber against Kairat should see a doctor for a prescription to touch grass

def a real player, for sure

Also Norgaard you are an unsung hero. Very useful squad player

ladies and gentlemen, it's 442 SZNNNN

Kai is hooping the way nobody has hooped before

Kai is the glue 🤷🏽‍♀️

KAI HAVERTZ, PERFECT BOY

Havertz cant be offside, he’s a perfect boy.

Havertz scores!! #Arsenal #AFC #COYG #UCL

noni fucking rules man, idk how you can watch him and think anything other than that

KH and VG seem to have a pretty good vibe for each other

"Shaping the Rapids in my image" The image:

lmfao ok man

the tl has never been this united, everyone loves Kai Havertz

He's back from war