I'm about to wear out the espn nfl playoff machine over the next month

Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon

The MTG pivot is a good dragnet for identifying the most gullible people in all of mankind. Also, it's cross-political. You can identify the easiest marks left, right, and center here. A very easy, inoffensive, diverse way to identify our society's finest wallet inspector customers

Making the president's alarm the bird screech from citizen kane

I've gotten punctured tires in desolate places and on hillsides but never both at the same time

It's hard to be the worst guy in a situation with Draymond Green and a belligerent fan but "parody maga hat with his phone out" might have done it

Montreal tried a hail-mary to end the first half. The throw did not reach the goal line. There was a holding call, so as a bonus, there's Andre Proulx's call in two languages.

Missed that the islanders are in town today

Doing all that without ps2, things might be happening

Exploring the idea of arrowhead after a broncos win on Christmas in my mind palace

I am going to spend the next two weeks levitating

He probably got that but leaping back 1.5 yards wasn't good for me

This is probably the highest leverage broncos game since they could've been the 1 or 5 seed 10 years ago

When Bo goes to the barber does he bring a photo of Dolph Lundgren

Patrick begging for something because a 180 lb guy hit his head

That picture of Aaron Rodgers made him look 50

Well it's not like the other corner on the other side of the field made illegal contact 🙄

Fate of the world on your shoulders 10

Underthrow PI baiting to undo two penalties putting them off schedule

Maybe halfway through throwing that he saw how open the other guy was

Number 46 Pirate Prentice

15 minutes

As someone who played hundreds of hours of Madden 07 I am feasting on the number of guys to remember in Marcedes Lewis's draft class www.pro-football-reference.com/years/2006/d...

13 combined penalties and somehow 72 has none

Let's not hurt ourselves patting him on the back for a red zone interception

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Justice

Pretty convenient x2

They are never putting this team in the national window again

Tony Romo just drew the worst 5 I have ever seen

Playing scared, reminiscent of that Drew Lock SNF game in KC

Now would be a good time to deploy Bo's twice weekly "holy smokes" throw

Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts

Why would you field that punt at the 5

🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.

Harrison Butker... why does he stand like that

Pretty convenient

The punter, running back, and Rice make it really easy to not like the team

Remember when they used to do five of those per return for Dante Hall

should've saved the throwbacks for today instead of the slogfest last week

Sean Payton saw A&M almost throw the game away by getting cute yesterday and said "check this shit out"

In 3 hours the chiefs could be 5-5 or Bo Nix could embarrass us in front of Jim and Tony

2 of my 4 favorites are on the 100 most favorited (he/him) letterboxd list, am I basic