just learned this was the position my dad was in during surgery and absolutely can’t stop laughing

harry styles? or @justdanthistime.bsky.social?

still no private accounts

things are so dire i don’t even give a single fuck about harry’s new album

‘national treasure’ is ‘the da vinci code’ for republicans. in this essay i will—

sup

shout out to the hot man by the elevators at ball hospital in muncie, sorry i was covered in my dad’s puke

in case the CIA or anyone ever needs new torture ideas, i have one! my dad is having surgery today and the waiting room has been blaring reba episodes since 5:30am and i would do anything to make them stop. more effective than water boarding i am certain of it.

me too, buddy. me too.

6-day weekend here we go

this is literally the plot of Don Quixote

just found out the kolache factory is taking my favorite kolache off the menu

it was about scott hunter obviously

i sent a heated rivalry meme to my friend and said “i’m a ride he wouldn’t survive” EXCEPT I SENT IT TO MY MOM

not impressed

Everyone knows Che Guevara started by manically posting on bluesky

not the official @mlb.com account commenting like this on heated rivalry tiktoks after letting clayton kershaw put a bible verse on his pride hat on national TV

book club

Doing this every time I see my large adult gay hockey sons at the Golden Globes

📸 by Christopher Katsarov

chinga la migra

i ♥️ watching tv!

At the NYC protest. Powerful and tough.

my day after one large iced coffee with an extra shot

becoming the thing i swore to destroy (ghosting people on fb marketplace)

ken did a really great thread here that nicely articulates why i block doomers. the only thing i’ll add is this: doomerism is a form of voter suppression. saying shit like “there won’t be elections” is saying there’s no point in fighting. it’s demotivating. fuck that.

i am a nebraska volleyball fan because of the athletes. i am a nebraska basketball fan because of their very handsome coach

DONT NEED NO MAN (just took apart my old bed and put together my new one all by myself)

Jordan Larson announced that this year is her final professional season. The Nebraska legend will embark upon a farewell tour this spring. “This season isn’t about an ending, it’s about celebrating all that made the journey possible,” Larson said. www.si.com/college/nebr...

O dainty duck! O dear!

Tfw your team is only up by 27 and not 102

It's Oregover

Yeah, 4-to-1 might have been underselling it.

the internet is a cesspool of attention seeking and misinformation but also there’s a guy who goes to haunted places and plays fetty wap for the ghosts so who’s to say if it was really a mistake

it’s very windy here today and an empty hamm’s beer can just went blowing down my street like a depressing tumbleweed. metaphors all around.

sent @thetallblonde.bsky.social probably the 100th Heated Rivalry thirsty fan edit of the day and this is what she sent back, I’m actually cackling

it’s still so funny that he recorded and released this song

If you're afraid, it's better to journal or to talk to a friend than to post online.

embarrassed to say that this has now happened for a third time

if any crave redress of injustice, they should exhibit their petitions in the street

They’re gonna lose. Have to believe that

is there anyone more unlikable right now in college basketball than dan hurley

i would just like to say that only doom-texting your friends things like I WANT TO SCREAM or also only sending them horrifying news on social media is not being a good friend.

finally finished heated rivalry. what a revelation.

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

This secret police force is brutal, indifferent to humanity, and acting with impunity. And the owner is on each, and every one of us to protest every single thing they do every single day, and whatever ways we can.

It’s a big club and you ain’t in it

Yeah, you know what, I was just brainstorming while avoiding looking at my inbox this morning, but if you own an Apple device there is literally no reason not to take 2 minutes and do this. I'm doing it on our family iPad right now