this little pinky head lived with us for a week 8 years ago and i have never been more enthralled with a tiny creature

sudden pang of nostalgia for the tgi fridays salad bar at northgate mall in cincinnati

"When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes."

The implied social contract between you and a cat is they get to live in your house and be gross, and you get to bother them a little

it’s not much but it’s mine

A bronze statue depicting Donald Trump & Jeffrey Epstein holding hands has appeared near the White House in honor of ‘Friendship Month.’ (📸: Joe Heim wapo.st/4gFthvN)

it’s officially fall and my neighborhood is huge into halloween so i just busted lil reaper out of the garage

guess what time it is (cool moth time)

google has been trying for months to build a new data center not far from my house. tonight was the final city council meeting and they officially withdrew their proposal! the data center isn’t moving forward! public outrage works!!!

my dad has hired on a new IT guy

Oh, you're formally recognizing Palestine as a state? Alright. I formally recognized the State of Palestine years ago but your thing is cool too

maybe? you fat loser?

fun drink friday, fall edition

Turned the temperature UP. The Indiana Fever are heading to the semifinals in the 2025 WNBA Playoffs.

indiana basketball teams love a last minute comeback goddamn

Al Michaels Recaps History Of Football For Viewers Just Tuning In https://theonion.com/al-michaels-recaps-history-of-football-for-viewers-just-tuning-in/

Former NU coach John Cook stands with the sculptor George Lundeen with the new statue outside John Cook Arena at the Bob Devaney Sports Center.

feel like crying today so i bought myself a whole chocolate cake

here's a resource for if you've been doxxed. share widely docs.google.com/document/d/e...

The announcement of a ‘The Summer I Turned Pretty’ movie couldn’t have come at a better time, because Chris Briney has been looking like a movie star recently.

we don’t talk enough about how ducks wag their tails

wonder if it’s the person who made kinja burner accounts like “thetallblondesuglydumbboyfriend” to bully me for…having a boyfriend

stray dog is now in my yard

crackle nail polish is back. recession indicator!!

🚨🚨🚨 WITCH’S BREW IS BACK AT MCALISTER’s

anyone know what kind of dog this is

happy the summer i turned pretty finale day to all who celebrate

this volleyball announcer just said “wow they are hitting it where the other team isn’t” @justdanthistime.bsky.social

if you are at all skeptical of the idea that a person's "media environment" can meaningfully impact their basic understanding of reality consider I just heard someone reference a show called "Bob Hearts Abishola" that is apparently not only real, but also ran for five entire seasons on CBS

only spent $14 at half priced books today

sitting on the porch enjoying the rain. literally said aloud “we needed this”

today i am one year out from shoulder surgery and this week i served a volleyball for the first time in years 🦾

I understand why they have to do it but it will never stop being bewildering to read a statement like, "Our hearts go out to the victims. We abhor violence in all its forms, and have immediately removed the perpetrator's Long John Silver's® Arrrewards™ account for violating our Terms & Conditions"

fresh ‘do

oh my god????

THEY’RE MAKING SEASON 3 OF BIG LITTLE LIES?!?!

my house is cozy and organized and spotless…unless you look over there at the mountain of unfolded clean laundry

The evil that men do lives after them

if you don’t 👏🏼 have 👏🏼 possession 👏🏼 of the 👏🏼 package 👏🏼 yet 👏🏼 don’t 👏🏼 tell me 👏🏼 it shipped

wow shaun white and nina dobrev announcing their breakup on september 11. this country has nothing good left anymore.

can you guys say a prayer for momo this morning? she’s ok mostly but our chipmunk keeps coming by to eat bird seed and he’s really pissing her off and interrupting her naps

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

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my 70 mother posted her (calm and measured) thoughts about charlie kirk and i had to correct this girl who said she’s disgusting