*a handful of massive, inedible pits drooling down my chin* i don't think these currants are very liberal

In US culture, it's considered very disrespectful and distressing to see a burger incorrectly named.

it must take an amazing mind to think dogpiles On Here are somehow worse than Over There, on The Dogpile and Wilful Ignorance App For Nazis

Any day now the good old days are coming back!

the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter

this is the UK version of that miller lite article

i am become linux user, juicer of tarballs

Eating big ass bowl of microwave cream of wheat with a whack of brown sugar, waiting for Batman to come on after school

discovering a brick of frozen spinach in the back of the freezer like a little green gift sent to you from the past

www.theringer.com/2026/05/22/n... jesus THANK YOU

what happens if a force that cannot be stopped hits an object that cannot be moved?

“Dad what does Liberal Currents do?” “We publish things people write” “What kind of things” “Normal stuff; immigration policy, institutional reform, foreign policy, the interracial cuck porn theory of everything, zoning, pro-tax arguments, pedocon theory,”

been fucking around with the FFXIV free trial for the last week and i forgot how much fun an MMO can be

the year is 2046. every tv show that has ever existed has finally had its title screen plugged into a web-based text generator

as far as i can tell from Reddit, the ideal loaf of bread has a crumb so open there's a 5:1 air to bread ratio

this is the most millennial dad joke ever conceived

being pulled back down to earth by gravity's ineluctable grasp

People who’ve been laid off aren’t victims of a natural disaster. Their story has a villain. They don’t need your pity, they need your help plotting revenge.

"ah no, i did not do any work for that so please do not credit me in any way"

“according to ai-“ listen to yourself. what are you talking about. “according to the three most likely words above my phone’s keyboard-“ that’s what you sound like.

yeah i've 'heard' of 'straight' 'lines.' sounds boring tbh

I'm so tired

You might be wondering things like "what is this working paper" and "how and why is it adjusting for household size" and even "it can't really be saying the median income for a 15-year-old Gen Z in 2024 was $35,000 can it?" Let's find the paper and figure that out. 1/

*waggling my eyebrows* can i interest madam in a schneider's hot dog and a bag of salade

my gf works corporate and is on a training about AI and there's a word cloud for "what do you use AI for." the largest word by far is "Nothing" and the trainer is PISSED

remember when "factories that only produced pollution" was just a plot hook for Saturday morning cartoons

"my dad is your boss lol"

I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.

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TGIFrancis Fukuyama

guy who is mad at Nolan’s Odyssey because it depicts the sea as blue instead of wine-dark

I can accept the Muppets being in commercials because they’re showbiz people. I cannot accept the Sesame Street Muppets being in commercials because they’re educators.

showed this to my boyfriend and he made this

you don't need an edit button on your irl toilet either

hip hop, trip hop, trance hop, trance, hypno, goa

"what fresh hell awaits in here?" he said as he opened his laptop, only to discover all the stale hells he'd left there yesterday

me when im dr gero

Somewhere there's a CEO stuck in a meeting that's in desperate need of amazon gift cards, completely unable to get their team to answer their texts

If you think Bluesky sucks, you are not using it correctly. I have curated my feed to be full of DeliciousWeirdos™️ and KingShitposters™️ which means endless nerdiness (complimentary), bangers, and really insightful threads. Sorry you aren't having fun you aren't playing right. Try harder!

watching someone being wrong about LOTR on the internet and feeling every single neuron light up in firing sequence

Two pit bulls named Dycedarg and Zalbaag

CLIENT (wringing his hands): oh well Mr Holmes I mean, tis a delicate matter sir I don't like to say~ HOLMES: you may rely on the utmost discretion on my part and that of my colleague WATSON (scribbling down every dirty word to publish in the Strand): oh for sure man

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