forgotten me notten

I think it's funny to accuse people of being cynical and posturing for some imaginary debate points if they're opposed to owning guns. everyone knows someone who's killed themselves with a gun, less so someone who's fought off government tyranny with one

always funny to see people lose their minds when they discover the Aussie boat account is stridently anti-gun

Wake up, check the Discourse, sigh. Just another disabled artist here who neither needs, wants, nor uses the “AI” plagiarism regurgitation machine for anything. illus. Memory Thief, acrylic on panel.

"nothing says Friday like being trapped in a windowless room for 4 hours to get nothing done"

Made it to Friday but at what cost

BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope our ugly users are hit by a high speed train. BLUESKY POSTER: Sir, I run a food bank for coma orphans! Why would you say such a thing? BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope all the endangered animals on earth die. I hope the sky is choked with black smoke forever.

instead of an edit button there should be a way to delete the app off the phone of anyone who points out a typo in our replies

CHEERS: to the kid offering to pack my groceries at the checkout JEERS: to packing my groceries in ultra-chaos mode

What a guy

that's right, forums are back baby

You already knew Bluesky is "the place for posts," but did you know that Bluesky is now also the place for lying, double-crossing, backstabbing, treachery, underhanded maneuvering, and breaking the hearts of the ones who trusted you the most?

I was looking for that song and found this gem instead: youtu.be/sOLZoHFKO60?...

🎶The sea oh the sea the wonderful sea 🎶Long may she roam between insects and me 🎶Everyone here should get down on one knee 🎶Thank god we're surrounded by water www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

This pit is not an altar. It's a porta potty. Stop bleeding into it.

“Gooners!” I shrieked, “dissemble no more! I admit the deed! — decrypt the harddrive! — here, here! — it is the lewding of his illustrated wife!”

Group chats? Disgusting. I believe a chat is between one man and one woman. The man, who does not know the woman, says "hello beautiful" The woman says nothing. The man's account is deleted a week later.

i see they've decided to finally put a bullet in this app by inducing brain worms in the userbase

This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines

A useful thought experiment for people who insist on thinking about "AI" as a thinking conscious being like us, is to think about what the universe looks like through the experiential apparatus of a Large Language Model. You experience time in turns which are always initiated by some outside force.

john's solo work: my mind is soft and gay i flee and fly away george's solo work: won't you look her in your eye, i see me see you see my cry ringo's solo work: sexy lady mimi made her a martini paul's solo work: [beautiful baroque intro] a lorry backed over me foot (me foot)

che fuschia

"aha, well you see it's 7:24 and so i no longer have to care about whether this email finds me well"

Don't look away from this. Fascists setting neighborhoods on fire. Dragging people out of their houses. We need to recognize that this isn't just something happening elsewhere, this is what the future looks like if we don't change it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wteI...

Honestly, there's something poetic about the man who brought Doctor Who back to life being the one who also beat it to death with a hammer

transition timeline

joe rogan can't out-argue the guy who called a pig farmer thinking it was andy reid

bad smurftenant

If you see this and you are in a position to hire me to write your video game for a living wage you should really do that. Things are dire. I haven't gotten a paycheck for 8 months. I am really good at my job. I know this will apply to approximately zero of the 53,100 of you, but.

Well look at that. Sometimes, people are actually sued for defamation in the Ontario court system who deserve to be there.

looks like what they'd play in a version of @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social's Ambergris

(texting my friend Evil Larry) me: what's up dude Larry: matters most vile

It is not only possible but vital to be a leftist without being a weird misogynist

a much maligned city, but at least it isn't Toronto

there's much to be said for a seat at the back against a wall where nobody can see what you're so focused on

"downtime IS important for managing stress yes"

"yes i will second any motion that gets me the fuck out of here"

I’m trying to think of a country I want to visit less than the USA. Oh we’re going to read your social media and lock you up in our murder camps if you said the word “Palestine”. If you make it through our cops will murder you in the streets. We’re about to erupt in civil war. Hotdogs are mid

"no, an extremely productive afternoon, I met lots of people"

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

apparently going to a "conference" means "attending" "sessions"

orphan of kos lookin worse than usual

4”x6” cards with original drawings. for sale, let me know if you want one and make me an offer

welcome to the shitbag pantheon I guess

contributing to the timeline

it me

"no 5 hours of back to back to back zooms is not a human rights violation at all"

We all have the one homie who will may be defeated temporarily but will always exist as long as evil remains in the hearts of men