*frantically googling* moral arc bent wrong how to fix wikihow diy moral arc fix moral arc technician near me

who's got an almost functional hip and hobbled around 3000 steps today

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

fwiw these are unionized hotels and their local sent a formal request to employers not to accept ICE bookings or allow ICE to use their facilities www.facebook.com/share/p/1aV9...

Hamlet is important. He’s the first guy who ever would have rather killed himself than do some annoying task

there's lies, damn lies, and then whatever the hell this is

This is quite a post www.planetearthandbeyond.co/p/reality-is...

Angie Craig is now arguing for the brilliant reform of ... making ICE wear body cameras. Angie, Jonathan Ross filmed himself killing a woman on his own phone and released it to the press.

"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it

Just imagine - you’re a cat, with presumably a house, but you ignore that house and come instead to *my* house, and you walk in like you own the place, and come and go as you please and do whatever you like whenever you like. Just imagine how smug you’d be. Pretty smug? Not as smug as this bastard.

hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again

Making this the new primary picture for the Wikipedia entry on America.

It whips that not only is this guy absolutely going to get reinstated with back pay thanks to UNIONS but he’s already made nearly $1mil in a GFM which means many, many people are now incentivized to scream at Trump that he’s a pedophile

pygmalion coded

okay now i'm 99% sure they drafted those scripts in ChatGPT

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

In The Time Before Blogs, everybody's parents subscribed to at least one daily paper?

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.

The animating force at the heart of US conservatism currently is incandescent rage at the mere idea of women's autonomy and independence. An image of a smiling woman who looks insufficiently deferential for their tastes riles them up enough to tear up the social contract.

MY FALCONER IS DEAD!! I don’t want to remarry. I only want ROUGH BEAST. See my widening gyre. CLICK HERE.

sport belongs to all people. solidarity with becky and all trans athletes just trying to play 👊🏼🏳️‍⚧️🫡

[that's chappie voice] that's peavis

*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it

how the fuck is Squeenix still selling 30 year old SNES games for $20

In case you've seen the story about “grok now only generates images for paid users”, it's untrue. Apparently everyone just reported it because… it was what grok told them 🤦🏼 www.theverge.com/news/859309/...

KEFKA: Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where are they headed? These things... I am going to destroy! Weehohohohohoho! MEDIA: Clown emperor outlines daring new vision for second year

tfw u need seven samurai

jesus christ what are we doing here people www.wsj.com/tech/ai/hosp...

The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"

dante made up an entire fake trip through hell just so he could talk about how he coincidentally saw every single one of his enemies there receiving graphically specific and tailor-made punishments

The supplanted of 69 by 67 as the funny number is an indication of Gen Z's absence of erotic desire. In this essay I will

Matt Forney a good example of Twerp ideology. Forney seems like an Oaf but he's not, he's a Twerp, just like Stephen Miller (who is also a Creep). Republican Coalition is made up primarily of Oafs, Twerps, and Creeps, and Oafs and Twerps have basically different relationships to power,

Great post about generative AI. Happy Holidays. Don't say I never gave you anything. anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

slipped and broke my arm pretending to slip on a pretend oil slick

The Bolivarian Revolution by Simon Bolívar, featuring an introduction by Hugo Chávez, is free to download. "Bolívar foresaw the threat of the US and described it with surprising clarity: 'the United States seems destined by Providence to plague America with miseries in the name of Freedom.'"

I'm not saying the people in charge of the people in charge are a Malthusian death cult pushing for a series of mass dying events as a way to ensure they're at the top in the climate apocalypse, but uh

that's why they're called maxims, because they're maximally correct

Welcome (back) to the working week

man this stranger things finale is not as bad as advertised but it is about twice as long as it needed to be

SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity ME: hey yeah fuck you spock

The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

post-holiday house survey:

Japanese copywriting still reigns supreme