optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals

Amanda Bonesteel sounds like an unaired Simpsons phone prank

Imagine if they just subsidized newspapers and magazines the way they’re subsidizing this slop

Lossthedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

THURL RAVENSCROFT: ♫ Stink! Stank! Stunk! THE GRINCH:

I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape

RFK Jr: The cure for sodomy is quite simple: exercise and organic foods. Our conversion camps have a 100% success rate. Hakeem Jeffries: More lies from the ruckus boys. You had to cook the books to get that number.

ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege… CIA AGENT: Again. Do another. ME: Please, I can’t, I— CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter! ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…

The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.

this is madness www.rte.ie/news/2025/11...

I firmly believe Star Trek IV: It's Got Whales is the best one simply because it is a 2 hour episode of Star Trek and not trying very hard to be A Movie

how the sweet christing fuck did this get into NATURE

It will never cease to amaze me that so many tech bros read Lord of the Rings, decided the hobbits were the bad guys and Sauron and his forces were the good guys, and have built their entire personalities around being corporate ring wraiths.

Happy harvest feast to all my USoid friends

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man has the stranger things dialogue always been so awful? just shitty plodding stuff no human would ever say

I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen

Mushroom spore landing in my lungs: I eat? My immune system: no not right now he’s still alive Mushroom spore: ok i wait

LOGGING ON

you just can't have a meaningful conversation about the potential benefits of "AI" while this stuff is happening. it's like trying to talk about how useful an airplane might be during a hijacking

i can't be expected to work under these conditions (i don't want to)

here you go 😉

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

i brought the average age in this Ortho clinic down by about 40 years

My fav Shakespeare thing is how Henry IV part 2 starts with Majel Barrett Roddenberry saying, "Previously on Henry IV..." and there's a clip reel ending with Hotspur yelling "FIRE EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT." Then Majel's voice: "And now, the conclusion."

the thing about doing yourself grievous harm is people take it as an open invitation to tell you how much they love opiates

(peering through my blinds) those motherfuckers better not come a wassailing

a company that produces nothing but cover for predators

Why did/do so many people feel the world is full of gods and ghosts and nature spirits?

Reposting as a warning for anyone thinking of starting a Substack. It's not just the nazis that are concerning

it's crazy how many things you use your pelvis for in the run of a day

it's never not wild to me that people online will argue for hours to defend the indefensible but balk at typing out a full swear

I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's funny that it happened twice

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RIP to WCW, died 60 years too early to poison AI

alright fine

man I've been broken for 12 hours and I'm already going fucking stir crazy

Headlines That Look Like Shitposts

these hips don't lie (about an anterior fracture)

classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity

bring a book wherever you go

I didn't want to get my tomography computed OR scanned today but sometimes life is funny