What’s the go with group chats? I need a gang of people who are trying to detox from twitter and get their shit straight. I want to boost and uplift kings, queens and regents freeing themselves from the devil’s rolodex

The modern American brain can’t understand that the reason for their constitutional right to have guns is so they can put the cops back in their hole and potentially overthrow the government. In their mind guns are for shooting people if they touch their letterbox

Interesting that it’s accepted as fact that people are motivated to do hate crimes by seeing the protests, but we don’t really discuss the idea that they could be motivated by what’s happening in Gaza to do hate crimes My view is that people who do hate crimes don’t need a lot of motivation

Last night I was complaining about one of my hobbies spawning a sub-hobby of having to learn how to solder, which is bad enough, but fuck’s sake, somehow today I embarked on a whole other hobby. On the plus side there’s a whole bunch of new tools I need. How long until retirement

Americans love to see something that their country has done countless times over many decades and go “wow, this is an unprecedented event. I never thought my government would ever do this. What have we come to”

Not sure if this is broadly applicable but my observation with beloved cafes, bakeries and restaurants is that being a culturally significant “institution” is often incidental to a place’s success. Usually it’s about an operator controlling labor costs

It is fucking wild that the board of a major cultural event decided to make a public statement that drew a direct link between an individual and a massacre they had nothing to do with, on the basis of their ethnicity. Interestingly not a feature of this contrition

Going to lean into my struggle and start calling people out when they say shit like “new MAGA collective psychosis inflection point just dropped,” “these ribs are INSANE” or “barnaby joyce has a hole in his head filled with wet shit”. Hope people accept this as an opportunity for learning

Found out tonight that I’ve been confusing hilary mantel for henning mantell for over a decade

This year I’m going to use powers that have eluded me for my entire adult life to not have a series of psychiatric conditions or perhaps undergo electroconvulsive therapy, trepanation or frontal lobotomy, or getting very jacked

Malinauskas is proof that having a great rig as a middle aged man comes at a severe cerebral cost, and many rigged up dads are experiencing the ill effects of Long Himbo

Whats up fellas, welcome to breakfast fascism. We’ve got a cereal that tastes like testicles and if you don’t eat it you’re gay

Sunday Paper and @deepcutnews.bsky.social is the only path forwards at this point

It's "culturally unsafe" to have a Palestinian Aus author advocate against the systematic slaughter of hundreds of thousands of her people, but it's "a good thing" for the president of apartheid Israel, which has committed daily massacres and mass starvation for 2yrs, to visit us. Unbearably racist.

Metallica: our first album has a song about the horses of the apocalypse Me: cool Metallica: second has one about execution by electrocution Me: okay Metallica: third has one about the deep state Me: uh Metallica: fourth has one about taking a kip

Ben Garrison is really branching out huh

Fuck man I hate being bad at stuff. I don’t even want to get into electronics I just have to solder some shit for my other hobby and now all of a sudden I’ve got a sub hobby I’m shit at.

Politicians and media have completely and uncritically accepted a framing that draws a straight line between the bondi massacre, the fire bombings and graffiti attacks, the protests, and their enemies in the activist left, but here’s the thing: not one of these people went to a rally.

Nah man Malinauskas is a fucking dog, unbelievable. Saying this is hate speech, plain and simple. Sue this guy into oblivion

If I ran train replacement buses on the geelong line I would possibly consider scheduling some buses to go direct to geelong, seeing as a lot of people from geelong might not want a three hour tour of the western suburbs

Hey everyone check out my sourdough starter

Someone needs to start a good and correct arts festival with a board made up of artists and a commitment to good stuff that doesn’t suck

Lol bro how are you a fan of Sleaford Mods when Wire already exists

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I’ve been lurking reddit because it has content on my hobbies and I’ve had thoughts about posting stuff but people seem to be mostly normal and nice and their views and opinions run the gamut of views and opinions normal people have. And I’m used to Twitter. What’s my subreddit?

You know who fell tf off? That cartoonist guy Bill Leak

I think I’ve finally defeated the end boss of MS word defaulting the proofing language to US english. Not only do you need to change the Windows default language and the MS Word default language, you also need to uncheck “detect language automatically” in the “set proofing language” dialogue

Man where do I find a job where my extremely public fuckups are confidential and in camera

Completely wild that someone on eBay is selling the Fairchild 670 from Ardent Studios. They want 225 grand US for it. Not really in a position to say if this is a good deal or not but fuck, what an insane eBay item. Note that it’s in 12 people’s carts

Back into training properly again after several months off. I would tell people that I train for the mental health benefits but would think to myself it’s 90% about the vanity — but let me tell you, I’ve been mentally s u f f e r i n g since I stopped training and it’s been Not Good At All

I remain convinced that the arts are controlled by people whose values are diametrically opposed to the arts, who hate artists on principle and aren’t especially fond of the sort of people who like the arts either

My boy doesn’t like the Tom Petty song Free Falling because he says “there’s a bad boy”, and when I ask him why that is and he said “the bad boy breaks people’s hearts”. Personally I’d be more concerned with the vampires walking through the valley but you do you little guy

Can’t leave the sexual harassment enablement nazism magnifying machine because the numbers underneath my posts keep going up and it’s the only thing keeping my dopamine levels from nosediving into the sea. I’d ask you to bash me with hammers but I’m sack of shit and you’d risk splashback

If you want to feel like committing homicide I can recommend surfing through the comments on any twitter post about yesterday’s ICE killing

Posts dunking on the male loneliness epidemic are always saying some shit like “oh sorry Nigel. You were selfish and cold and systematically cut everyone out of your life, and neglected the friendships you had, and now you’re sad?” Yes Tamara. That’s correct. Spot on

forget about social distancing, the age editors are about to put a six kilometer exclusion zone around cathy wilcox for that cartoon, no doubt in my mind. she’s a goner

We’re never going to see the subs so why don’t we call AUKUS what it really is, which is Australia sending the USA military aid

Is it ethical to order uber eats on a day where no uber eats delivery would meet workplace safety standards no/qualified no/yes but leave a giant tip/let a guy purchase money with sweat

Tell you what, pretty hot today down in south central victoria. Make sure you leave some water out for goths

albo is a pathetic worm trapped between spreadsheets of opinion polling, media attacks and lobbying groups. terrified by everything in every direction. no once has he shown an ounce of character. completely lacking in identity or conviction. a vapour, a faint blur of antimatter

I swear to god the demonic app knows I’m trying to make a break for it and escape to this app (the angelic app) and it keeps boosting the bejesus out of my most contro takes and the replies are an absolute omelette of cracked units getting their shit scrambled tf. Twitter is psychic malware

Aramex fka Fastway couriers meet me in the hungry jack’s car park and fight me

A dozen former athletes call for a royal commission: the government must heed this demand 100,000 Australians march over the Sydney Harbour Bridge: the government must ignore this rabble

Grand Designs Australia goes entirely against the ethos and appeal of the original Grand Designs, which is a show about English twits spending astronomical amounts of money making a crap house in a damp paddock and going so far over budget that they get divorced

Grant Hackett is calling for a royal commission. Bernard Fanning is calling for a parliamentary taskforce. Tim Minchin is calling for a special session of the standing committee. Skippy the Bush Kangaroo is calling for a show trial

Maduro sucking or not sucking is a peripheral question and a classic misdirection. The USA isn’t removing Maduro because he sucks! They’re removing him because he refuses to give them what they want

wars for love is homer pilled, wars for hate is virgil pilled, wars for resources is settlers of catan pilled, wars for the love of war is warhammer pilled

this post broke my brain for a good week where literally any task i did was followed by the thought “keep trying to be sexy & have fun” and i just heard it again trying a new paint. i will probably be found wandering the streets muttering it at garbage cans

-We cannot allow what happened in bondi to happen any more -I agree -We need a royal commission -Yes, so a royal commission into the bondi massacre? The intelligence failures, ISIS guys getting about with licensed firearms, the police response? -Oh no. I mean a royal commission into protests

Kinda crazy how the AI industry has convinced the political world around the planet that not regulating their industry is super important for the future of humanity