The NACC report is astonishing for just how many non-sequiturs, excuses and naive assumptions can be packed into 455 pages. The deputy commissioner who authored it is not a judge, unlike Catherine Holmes. And it shows. www.crikey.com.au/2026/03/13/n...

Boss: okay, so you can write your own job description The smartest guy who has ever lived: *maintains intense eye contact while taking out a piece of paper, selecting a pen and writing the phrase “this job is to eat chips”*

“Why would she think she could get away with something we’re currently in the process of letting her get away with?”

Ah man when you swallow a few beta blockers to get through a thing that scares the fuck out of you and you do well and you feel good about yourself but unfortunately about eight to ten hours later you feel like someone is using one of those hooks the ancient Egyptians used to yank ur brains out with

Mark Bliclavs vindicated

Gonna weigh in with my suggestion of a canal to end the oil crisis

Making your underlings wear shoes two or three sizes too big is such a ruthlessly malevolent power move, my god. Imagine how much they’re all tripping over.

assuming he meant demonic realms [laudatory]. Not reading the article

I’m not sure leaking to the press that you’re quietly alarmed as a harm minimisation tactic in support of the thing that you’re quietly alarmed about qualifies as quiet alarm. At this point you’re just pissing on your own hand to spare the floor

Instantly went in the memory hole. Australia is like a house with fucked stumps and nobody ever coughed up for restumping, the rising damp is the racism that’s been left festering, and people try to pretend there’s no probs while whole rooms have floors wobbling like jelly. Still working on this one

Shout the guy in the white service body Ranger that just came down my street, gotta love a bit of rain. Wet road, bit of deliberate loss of traction on a quiet street. You wouldn’t be living if you didn’t intentionally swerve into the giant puddle to make a big splash. Never grow old, stay curious ❤️

Pretty telling that AI tools have been most enthusiastically adopted in workplace contexts with *extreme* power imbalances. Most people looking for jobs aren't in a position to fuck these things off

I think he had a lot to say about DEI but didn’t want to say those things on the record because those things are better suited to a post on the stormfront forums

Okay the Steinway sounds expensive until you put it in context that it costs this much to fill up the wiper fluid on an F16

Bluesky, some personal news. The Albanese government has selected me for a special humanitarian mission. I am to be sent to Qatar to act as missile defence. They will load me into a big slingshot and fire me at incoming Shahab missiles. In truth only one incoming missile. Good afternoon and farewell

Ah man I fucked up on here today and decided to post through it. I’ve been under some stress lately. Everyone please be kind

It’s crazy how much of the confidence I had in my 20s was entirely the result of my lack of confidence

The fact that nobody even says that explains why they spend so much time insisting they did. Anything to avoid confronting their party’s deep ideological opposition to the left!

The danger to my job from AI isn't that AI can do my job, it's that my job is made even more precarious by the way AI is shaping ideas of the value of work. It can't do my job, but it can be part of convincing people (incorrectly) that my job isn't necessary.

“Hey boss I had a look at the press release. We workshopped it with the team and decided that ‘light it up but don’t touch the oil’ didn’t quite hit the right note for our demographic target groups. Softened some of the language but I think you’ll agree I retained the spirit of the initial release”

Lol if that’s what they want for crude oil, imagine what they’re charging for the polite stuff!! Folks,

There’s a run on the bowsers, everyone get down to the servo and fill up their tank. Bring the second car if relevant. Take gerry cans. There’s a run on the bowsers. Get all the fuel you can. Peak trumpflation is coming. Bring jars, protein shakers, empty goon sacks, anything. Get fuel while you can

Stand up paddleboards are the jet skis of the analogue world. Rock up at the beach, load out and get in the water and then you just go back and forth. No hate. If you’re happy I’m happy.

Impartial is when agree with me

Smh nepo baby

Quick, before mum comes home let’s start a bunch of wars

“You just earned yourself a follow” — a guy who’s about three ‘mr bean is fuckable’ posts away from unfollowing

The closer we get to WW3, the more likely it is that I will have to sit in a courtroom with my extended family watching in the gallery, while someone reads out my shitposts word for word

There seems to be a prevailing school of thought in Israel that if everyone pretends to be extremely happy while their country bombs seventeen trillion schools then people will be more likely to side with them

I know this is 750% not the point but I like this idea of Aussie servicepeople watching on as shocked naifs completely agog as the USA do a big war crime. I feel like this isn’t the likely scenario for me. The energy I’m imagining is more in the vein of standing around watching a mate play COD

American centrists already going hard on the “ha ha how can it be a war crime, its an iranian warship. Lol the extreme communist left so unserious”, because fundamentally their approach to discourse is to position two mirrors so they can see themselves twice while they wank gargling blood

International men asking when International Men’s Day is day

Individuals in live audiences don’t howl and hoot at certain phrases any more and I think we’ve lost something really special from that

Sleve McDichael ass name

I think it’s entirely credible to believe that Iran is striking the enemy’s strategic assets

Going to tank the work footy tipping and see if anyone notices

America can’t win a war but they can definitely bring untold misery to many hundreds of millions of people and completely destroy entire regions of the world for many generations, which in essence is their primary objective in Iran

📣 Reportedly only 140,000 out of the 480,000 Robodebt class action members have registered to receive additional compensation in the proposed settlement. If you're eligible, you have until 4pm tomorrow to register with Gordon Legal: robodebtsettlement.com.au

I feel like one of the key strategic benefits of AI warfare from an American general’s point of view is if they ever end up in the dock at the Hague they can just say the vapourisation of an entire school full of children was a technical mishap and not any kind of conscious choice on their behalf

calm down, I still haven’t done it yet

I find it pretty amazing that this government continues to get worse. Impressive, even

They’ve been claiming Iran has a nuclear weapons program for as long as I can remember and have yet to offer up any credible proof for this. For over twenty years the west’s entire posture in the middle east has been premised on this unsupported claim.

I love how this guy’s brand now is being a rancid piece of shit with piss breath while dressed like shit

Want one of those novelty office mugs that says I WORK HERE to afford THERAPY but now my THERAPY is all about WORKING HERE

Footy’s back

Hello Zionism, this is your publicist speaking. I advise you to keep doing this shit

*hums top gun theme song*

Non-zero chance Albo was called on to intervene in the Kyle and Jackie O beef

Love the enthusiasm folks but I’m not sure if a case of dermatitis is going to be the thing that finishes trump off