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me seeing Brits slag off the Brits vs me when the Americans get involved
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Grace
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Jonathan Gullis was my sister’s schoolteacher and used to lie to teenage schoolgirls that he went to the Uni of Oxford instead of Oxford Brookes…
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i have got a fancy advent calendar for the very first time and day 1 is perfume. my sense of smell hasn't fully returned after my cold, so while what I can smell of it is nice, I can't be fully sure
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found out where yer da lives
about 10 hours ago
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Dirt Boy (Normal)
about 11 hours ago
my wife attempted to 'pinch, punch first of the month' me this morning but she married a Gamer and I was easily able to frame perfect parry that shit and punish with a L3 Shin Shoryuken
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🎄Winter Wardyland™ 🎄
6 days ago
My absolute fav. The caption, the pose. The setting. Cliff, shit, just remembered we need one more picture for the calendar. Fuck it just grab the Custard Creams and riff with it.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
about 17 hours ago
The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?
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found a cape in the charity shop
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Alasdair Mackenzie
2 days ago
Dismal framing. Every aspect of most asylum seekers’ lives is controlled & paid for by the Home Office. They can’t work, are told where to live & have no autonomy or dignity. So they aren’t *choosing* to use taxis & don’t need to be “banned” from doing so. The HO just needs to get its act in order.
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Government to ban asylum seekers from using taxis
The ban is set to come in February and any exemptions will have to be signed off by the Home Office.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgjn2y4eed5o
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Micah
4 days ago
as always, transphobia consumes your entire personality until there is nothing left but deeply offputting garbage
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what I find so interesting about AI meeting tools is that companies don't seem to mind meetings with sometimes sensitive company data just being recorded by random startups
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high & off the wallflower
5 days ago
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🎄Winter Wardyland™ 🎄
4 days ago
Just saw this American bite into a chocolate orange like a fucking apple and threw my phone into a well.
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Robbie
5 days ago
POV you are Helen Staniland
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David_j_roth
5 days ago
CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
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Fun
5 days ago
tell your mom i said what’s up
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Patrick Monahan
5 days ago
Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
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lilith kills u
5 days ago
do you guys remember on early twitter before they had a retweet button when you would copy someone’s whole tweet and just manually write “RT @cumcrisis WATCH OUT IM SHIFTING INTO FUCK MODE” it’s insane anyone put up with that
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Stuart Houghton
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Gabby HC's books make ideal festive presents
5 days ago
"A French Fry Restaurant"
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🎵 Lee Harvey and the ivy 🎵
6 days ago
Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing. Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all. DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon Please share x 🎸
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Brendel
6 days ago
The best thing about having a cat is when he’ll walk in the room carrying a slice of ham but you don’t have any ham in the house. Where’d you get the ham little guy?
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Kieran McClung
6 days ago
thinking about posting something contrarian for clicks
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lads I am ill. caught a cold off my husband. this is on top of the back thing that happened last week
6 days ago
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I see we're in for another round of "actually the Europeans are the most racist" from our American posters today
6 days ago
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Barleybap
7 days ago
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ben driscoll
7 days ago
maybe i am going insane
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Dolphin Pilot
7 days ago
Here’s my take: Star Wars is for nerds but is at least fun Star Trek is for insufferable nerds who love the pop culture dialogue scenes from Tarantino movies
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sean bean pronounced shaun bhaun
7 days ago
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Boots (real person)
7 days ago
I heard there was a mighty fish With solitude its fervent wish When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder They're known to bite their prey in two They'd even have a go at you The silver and the salty Barracuda
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i love watching a film and then searching it on Reddit to see what nerds with limited social skills and no sense of humour think of it
7 days ago
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Stefan Mohamed
7 days ago
tragic men need to do a bit less asking "grok" to do an epic roast of their friends, and a bit more "cook"(ing) an epic roast for their friends
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Ed Morrish
9 days ago
i’ve been sort of peripherally aware of enoch burke for a while but it was only seeing this article that i saw how absolutely batshit insane his whole family is, leading me to discover this incredible paragraph on his family’s wikipedia page
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Louie Stowell
10 days ago
This colonial horror is happening now in Denmark.
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Slurms MacChristmas
9 days ago
Felching Felching Bobby's felching RFK Jr sucks The cream from a brown ring
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rfk jr getting the CDC to add a page recommending felching
9 days ago
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im sorry, but no, leave the crisp sandwich out of this
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9 days ago
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me and my husband are both very low energy at the moment, as I fell down the stairs and he got a cold, so neither of us can look after the other properly
10 days ago
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judging inflation by the cost of a junior spesh
10 days ago
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london chicken shop culture is best represented by the name Ferfect Fried Chicken
10 days ago
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love this new 'severed hand' print from
@sonnyross.bsky.social
it's chilling in my coloured deity area for the mo until I've painted my living room
12 days ago
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Chris Boyd
12 days ago
arguing with me about family immigration rules? in THIS economy?
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three french hens
12 days ago
laughing again because during a quiz there was a question about a famous pirate and I said to my friend just name any pirate and he panicked and said long bon jovi
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Steven Bailey
13 days ago
When I arrive at the party
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about 1 month ago
goth snooker
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Tarja Porkka-Kontturi
18 days ago
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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all the little "well we have to be racist otherwise reform will be more racist" labour accounts can chug my piss quite frankly
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see that shelly "retired American but supposedly born in England and looking at houses in England but England doesn't want more immigrants" has deleted their profile
13 days ago
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Courtney Milan
15 days ago
This idea that
#metoo
was a temporary piece of insanity that happened because America was too woke... Fuck you. It was a temporary moment in time when people decided, for the first time, that 20 women were finally equal to one man.
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there's so much to take in here
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14 days ago
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punished acabylon bee
16 days ago
bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
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