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toast humanoid. she/her
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me seeing Brits slag off the Brits vs me when the Americans get involved
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referring to all my leggings as "a pair of the old john leguizamos"
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I'm not engaging with the economist who hates books
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In terms of organisations using alt text (and not necessarily talking about here), one thing to be aware of is that some will use social media schedulers, and not all of them have that functionality built in or the API doesn't let them do it (believe Instagram is particularly bad in this regard)
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depths of wikipedia
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Endless Screaming
1 day ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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genuinely delighted that Popbitch is revealing celebrities with this problem
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dying that he (or perhaps, ChatGPT) openly published this in Nature
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Minovsky
1 day ago
My local bookshop understands their audience.
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squirrel rapture is the only explanation I need
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~daniel_barker~
2 days ago
Lmao Faraaz suddenly turned into Columbo with no notice
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why are the faithfuls all so thick
2 days ago
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it definitely says that you're a stable normal person if you persist in adding people to lists 9 months after they blocked you
2 days ago
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this remains the most accurate thing I've ever posted. I originally made it in 2024 and it's only got more true since
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2 days ago
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ADA
4 days ago
(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.
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Sharon
2 days ago
what do you MEAN Al Gore heckled Lutnick at Davos
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Paul Kirkley
4 days ago
Meta trying to understand British humour will never not be funny.
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‎Synapsid MD
over 1 year ago
hey i skimmed your post and saw some words i recognize. anyway here's my opinion on what i imagine you said
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Natalie Alana Ashton
9 days ago
The Lovers
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the only thing holding me together right now is the Beckham beef
2 days ago
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Rock Me Amadeus Ex Machina
3 days ago
wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
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depths of wikipedia
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iconic
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3 days ago
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flyingrodent
3 days ago
Especially on this site, surprisingly. Getting one of your posts added to the Discover tab is a real education.
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you know, when I was reading Philip K Dick back in the day, and watching various film versions, I never imagined that other people would want that future
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4 days ago
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Saaaaaaaaaaaaaam
4 days ago
It's three and a half years since I went to Bilbao on holiday and I've just realised I missed out on the chance to post a photo of my luggage to social media with the caption "Bilbao baggins"
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the guy writing about adhd at unherd comes across like he hates his students for not being what he considers cool (a skateboarder who listens to punk)
4 days ago
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Radio 3 Unwind "Refreshing classical music to quieten your mind" is playing the music from Schindler's List
4 days ago
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we're all just posts in the wind, dude
4 days ago
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Tracey No™️
4 days ago
when my mutuals have computery conversations i dont understand that’s a têch-à -têch
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josh (oldfriend99)
5 days ago
My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
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sunyi
5 days ago
Hey folks! The Goodreads giveaway for GWATF is up and running, with 50 arcs going. Unfortunately USA only as that’s all GR can facilitate but if/when uk arcs appear I’ll try to run a (smaller) one for international readers ❤️
www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sho...
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matt
8 days ago
Notta noss
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my husband is putting up some art in his office for his new craft area (he's getting back into lamps)
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that green party rave post has brought together a collection of people each with their own hyperfixation posters madness
7 days ago
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Busiaco
9 days ago
Yeah, I see the problem: your dungeon is filled with monsters and traps. If you want to attract a woman you need to throw some puzzles in there.
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Harriet what are you doing
9 days ago
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me on this app every day
10 days ago
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even though UKIP are pretty irrelevant I don't think it says good things about where we are that they feel comfortable going with nazi symbolism
10 days ago
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but what happens if you apply multiple slurp juices?
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11 days ago
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Punished Cat Guy (The Ghost of Glenn Shadix)
11 days ago
I haven’t stopped laughing at this since the day it was posted
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good news: my sense of smell seems to be returning to its normal state bad news: my sense of smell seems to be returning to its normal state and now I can smell bad smells again :(
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Anjali Dayal
12 days ago
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
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I've finally started watching Severance
12 days ago
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Avery Edison
12 days ago
You’re right—swallowing the bird was a half-measure. The bird did eat the spider, as planned, but now you have a bird in you. It reminds you of swallowing the spider to catch the fly. You’re seeing the pattern. Would you like me to suggest some animals which could eat the bird?
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LiLBaz
12 days ago
Look at this absolute slaughter horny ghoul, grandson of celebrity atristo fash, creaming his fashy pants on camera at the prospect of mass murder & taxing the poor into further immiseration for it
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This has some of the "this isn't X, it's Y" chatgpt constructions
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12 days ago
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Lee Harvey (non-Oswald)
12 days ago
Captcha where you have to click on all the jokes before you're allowed to reply to people
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Woodo
13 days ago
Yer son virulently hates people with pronouns but has also specifically gendered his computer chatbot so he can pretend some Python code is a cis girl.
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Ken Jennings
16 days ago
If you are anxious and sad about the state of the world, that's fine, and there are plenty of strategies for dealing with that. But I think you already know that drive-by online dooming isn't a strategy. It's selfish and adolescent. It's a contagion that only spreads the worst of you, not the best.
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Lee Harvey (non-Oswald)
13 days ago
She elementary on my dear til I Watson
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