Anglofuturism is an oxymoron. There can be no future for humanity unless the perfidious Anglo is either subjugated or destroyed

I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night

Time was we used to watch Dick & Dom in da bungalow. Now I’m getting dicked by my domme, because of woke

It’s so cool companies can just go “errr yeah, it’s AI why we’re cutting costs” when the entire economy is in the toilet

Hello! I’m Jimmy Testes, data journalist. I’m here to tell you that EVs are actually bourgeois and we shouldn’t subsidise their lifestyle so this is good actually 🤓 what do you mean you want to change that and make them more accessible to masses?! You can’t do that, the graph doesn’t let you

Listening to Jasper Nathaniel talking about the jackals in the West Bank

Do you think we could trick Starmer into going on the next On Cinema Oscar special

Frank Grimes Girlboss gf x Homer Simpson bf

Starmer GRWM TikTok that’s just him literally stepping on rakes

Remember when Bill went on stage in Michigan during an election to tell concerned Arab-American voters to eat shit, your relatives and community are getting what they deserve in “Judea and Samaria”. Fucking demonic family

Keir unfiltered

He's dead He's dead Dick Cheney's dead That evil bastard cannot cause Any more bloodshed

Cick Dheney rest in piss, there’s no hell hot enough for your grotesque soul

We all laughed but Phil Greaves was right, everything is fash

Get the Badge in Get the Bags in Get those German Slags done in

Monday

The funnier side of this is somebody I know has a yank friend who said she sincerely messaged her about visiting her in Manchester because she’d seen some Facebook videos about how it was a tropical Eden

Reminder that when Elon tried to interfere in Brazil, they threatened him with consequences and now he never talks about it. Lesson for the current syphilitic decaying country he keeps running his mouth about, maybe

He should also resign

Once again:

This is how i am going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts

You’ve got all your adverts for bed chairs and Michael Parkinson offering you a free pen for over 55 life cover, fuck off

Solemnly taking down the Halloween tat except for the skeleton, who will now be given his Lee Enfield, uniform and poppy

Cobference

It’s ghouul time GTRadio m.youtube.com/watch?v=IY7H...

For all intents and purposes were the diplomatic wing of the US empire, trying to do a ratatouille and steering it to our own ends and mostly failing. We keep buying US tech and weapons they can brick if we decide we need it against them or their interests. Unserious take

One of the silly bits I have with my kid is I lifted a joke from Bottom where they go camping in the park and Eddie is terrified of Wombles. Due to the fact wombles haven’t been on kids shows for decades, they now think it’s a primordial fear of mine, so this is class

Sure, it’s bad our government is decided on the whims of hacks finally noticing then piling on the pressure. But doing this after her boss published a letter saying “here’s a get out of jail free card, you may pass go and collect $200”

Homer the Smithers

*loong scream like at the end of Tool’s the Grudge*

Incredible Streeting photo here

With the imminent Chinese century, I think we need to update or taxonomy on car brands’ twats demographic tbh. What are BYD drivers saying. Are Jaecoo the new true nobheads

Oh you’re criticising somebody powerful for being a landlord are you? Yet I notice you have a spare box room you’ve decided to not rent out 😏

“Are you free for a quick call?” Teams message at 16:57

Seen quite a few bits of AI slop related to hurricane Melissa and I’m just kinda baffled by it? Why make up a fake comedy vox pop?! Not to diminish the severity of their situation but Jamaicans have been doing stuff that’s infinitely funnier, like what’s the fucking point of it

it kinda blows that memritv is a racist psyop because some of the screenshots make for just complete banger reaction images

Wonder what happened to Scottish Labour in that election. Was probably fine if they’re bringing this guy back

Post something random or you'll have an awful November

NUKE TEL AVIV

This is the future if we don’t put those AI nerds in their place

Celebrating the industrial slaughter of millions by releasing the KFC Colonel Churchill funkopop

Ok I’ve foolishly picked up from my last save and I have no idea what I’m doing. In the mayor of some town now? Forgot how to do space combat so took 20 minutes to defeat two ships? We are so back

Mao

Really want to play No Man’s Sky again. Last time I played it was COVID era and looks like they added a bunch more shit to it