I was assured that the state was crowding out private investment and that once it got out the way a much more efficient allocation of resources was inevitable? What do you mean the economy is nothing but scams and nothing works anymore?

Day 415 of calling for the removal of suspected fraudster Ruben Amorim until he’s fired or United win 5 games in a row

Dumb and Dumber is a Christmas movie

Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence, the First Vicar

Me waiting for Santa

The Highway Rat is about a plunderer looting various locales for treats and baked goods until he’s terrorised back into civility. Accidental critique of the American Empire, good to get your kids on it

Straighter in Aldi Car Park territory of the year folks, stay safe

Black sheep coffee are just fuming Brewdog beat them to the name tbh. Same edgy millennial marketing but for middle managers

I am declaring the Big Tesco Booze aisle as a Labour MP free zone

Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua recap

My dead arse goes to my beloved mutuals

The Nightmare Before Christmas’ premise of some dipshit thinking he can reinvent the magic of the human experience through the scientific method and technology to calamitous consequences hits kinda different this year

oh WOW lemme give all my money to the pedo math financial genius guy!!!

He did the tweet

This cartoon is like 60 years old

Working on a theory that going the Ally Pally in December is interactive pantomime for Deano

Quibi’s Golden Arm punches once again out of the grave

British light entertainment is Carcosa

hell yeah

“It’s actually fine the government are callous about people are being left to die in prisons for protesting genocide, but don’t you dare sully the good name of the Byline times guy” is a hell of a thread. What a guy we’ve found

Last day in until Jan

Hey guys, you know all that dogshit you hated? What if… and bear with me… we quintuple down on it?

*teacher watching a boy constantly drop misogynistic insults at his classmates, looking at the checklist* hmm, needs another couple boxes ticked before I escalate this

I think another reason Labour Delenda Est is beyond the cohort of middle manager psychos it’s the biggest collection of rubes going. They’ll happily let Lucy line the football up a million times if they’re sensible but if Lucy starts being nasty about landlords they freak the fuck out

Who the fuck’s putting meetings in this week. What the fuck is wrong with you. What a sad little life Jane

Just like socialist countries of the past had to march into villages and vaccinate at gunpoint, any successful revolution is going to require dragging our parents away from the computer

All I want for Christmas is the death of the United States (picture unrelated)

We used to be a proper country. Time was the week before Christmas was doss week. What do you mean I actually have to work?! Starmer’s Britain 🤬

It's all just Donald Trump being mad about Graydon Carter's parties. That's all the late Roman Republic was.

Probably not a great sign when the world’s sixth largest economy is talking like broke boys Barcelona about levers and such

Disney Villains Movie Arc I: Gaston II: James Wood’s Hades III Gal Gadot Snow White Queen Ursula, yer man from Hunchback of Notre Dame Avengers movie I Gaston 2 Fast Le Fourious

Menzies trying to do Gary Busey in lethal weapon only to realise it’s a cold spark machine and twatting the table instead is incredible behaviour

What the fuck is happening at Old Trafford

Beloveds German corporate mascot, McLenin

Help @MI6 there’s a little shit of a meerkat who’s Russian and interfering with my energy bills and car insurance appearing on the telly. Is he GRU?

When you get to the hotel room on Valentine’s Day and there’s been a mix up with a certain baroness’ room

Get TATU in your head? Resist Putin’s psychic instrusions

Imagined a completely indecipherable new spitting image sketch where Keir Starmer leads the Paw Patrol and Forde’s just crammed in ex-South African President Jacob Zuma in because there’s a dog called Zoomer and immediately wanted to take a hammer to my skull

My gangstalkers have recruited my washing machine (it’d said it’d be done in 30 minutes 45 minutes ago)

[Simpsons intro voiceover] The Bengals

Labour Youth