Beaming Wicked One Wonderful Night clips directly into my brain has unsurprisingly reawakened the latent Wicked stan part of my brain that had laid dormant since earlier this year and now I'm extremely gay and extremely emotional

some may question if we ever really had quote unquote media literacy, conceptually speaking

Report: People's Sexiest Man Alive to Return In Vehicle for People's Sexiest Man Alive

mickey, you bloodthirsty bastard, when will your yearning for souls at last be quenched

the bonus being a shuttlepod with Ro 😭

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Hi! I’m Joe and I make comics and stuff. I have a gay little OGN coming out March 2026 that you can preorder here: www.simonandschuster.com/books/Beat-E...

I make a few jokes, too

Star Trek 4 is dead again, so I drew upon a decade of backlinks (and the brain damage of remembering all of this in over a decade of blogging about Star Trek) to look back on the last 10 years of attempting to get it made. Wild stuff.

it's gonna be a while before it's done (done done)

I would quite like to emigrate to Zohran Mamdani's New York City with my future husband please and thank you

regret to inform you that it appears that Destiny 2's bryar pistol equivalent does *not* go 'vuh-weeeeee' when primed

RIP for the seven billionth time

I have neither regrets nor shame

Congratulations to my fellow catboy lovers everywhere

MADAME WEB THEN MADAME WEB NOW MADAME WEB FOREVER

they heard all the goo jokes and said 'not for you, localized title'

God, title reveal so good you just wanna rewatch Minus One immediately

Can't wait for the third in the yamazaki godzilla trilogy after G-0.0, G-0w0

GODZILLA MINUS ZERO MORE LIKE LET'S FUCKING G-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Was flicking back through some toy pics (after a weekend of taking even more toy pics) and I think this is maybe one of my favourite I've done this year

is he, y'know, a 💅 jupiter returnee 💅

Time marches on, and the age of a new king draws near...

Behold, I walk a royal path!

I just bought so many gundam cards I can't be out here doing dedra meero chase arts

They apparently re-added the MP 40 since I last played Call of Duty and frankly they are just reminding me that these games should be set in World War II again

Born Again.

Dance with the devil.

having a day that can only be described as "if I look at another email I will skeletonize myself"

Sadly my original collage celebrating the arrival of the best superhero movie of 2003 (and 2024) on Disney+ was not approved

very excited for world of warcraft to also suddenly come up with this sometime in the next two years

oh so that whole disney deal broke *bad* bad, got it

obsessed with tamashiiana grande's ham dress

I do not bestow this title lightly but I award this short "Closest Thing in Star Wars to the Newtype Bullshit I crave"

Wrote about BLACK, the best short in Star Wars: Visions volume 3 Watch BLACK, for the love of god

"Gift Guide: Top Picks to Give as the Fun Uncle or Cool Aunt" just call me a slur and get it over with, inbox

very depressing idea that an era of Doctor Who that put out some of the series' most abhorrently retrograde episodes politically was still deemed 'potentially too woke' by disney

this is the closest I'm getting to a halloween costume this year, or any year

who's in whose thrall now, red comet

Hire me, Auntie Beeb (don't, this is a very stupid list)

ICYMI: A thing was done. It can be preordered now.

genuinely love the comically ugly shitpost cruel tutor reprint they're doing for the Avatar magic set

Here's my review of Star Wars: Visions volume 3, a solid anthology that largely trades freshness for familiarity—save for one exception, David Production's "BLACK", which is one of the most amazing pieces of Star Wars I've ever seen.

congratulations to my wonderful @joehunter.bsky.social, and @lanpitts.bsky.social/@gofrankgo.bsky.social on the long-awaited announcement of their new OGN!!!! A press release that I am incredibly obligated to never look at with my own two eyes without one million ethics disclosures:

Oh hey

really fun that Hasbro has started doing more scene shoots for Black Series figures, the GI Joe ones are always so good

the show will be back, sure, but will it also unequivocally say with its full throat during a eurovision pastiche that victims of genocide must never violently respond to their oppressors, and have a victim of *multiple genocides* advocate that position through violent torture

"finally with that disney money gone we can get back to old doctor who and everything will be fine" no I think the problem runs far deeper than that actually if you just watch the last two years of output lmao

me when my TV show is incredibly healthy

lmao, and things of that nature