Yuki Cinqnoda (@cinquinho.bsky.social)

Illinois Becomes First State To Require Haircut Leave While Bob Grows Out SPRINGFIELD, IL—As the landmark bipartisan legislation passed into law Thursday, Illinois became the first state in the union to mandate paid haircut leave while an employee’s new bob grows out. “Effe... https://theonion.com/illinois-becomes-first-state-to-require-haircut-leave-while-bob-grows-out/