for fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck’s sake

is real estate the best band that could fittingly be described as grocery store music

"Teenage Wasteland" is maybe the best two-word phrase in rock history and frickin Pete Townshend had to name the song "Baba O'Riley"

get on the phone. these spineless chumps need a push.

found yet another med to taper because my specialist can’t be bothered to worry about side effects. i’m so tired.

get on the phone. these spineless chumps need a push.

not a single senator

So, a Big Ten team in Michigan _did_ have to vacate wins for 2022 and 2023, you say?

it’s incredible to me that there are still people reading sarah kendzior posts in the year two thousand and twenty-five

well i’m laughing very hard but also @edsbs.bsky.social made me realize russia has more super bowl rings than my favorite nfl team too

well the news is typically horrifying, i should chill out and get back to my book ah fuck why am i like this

why are they "trad wives" and not "girls gone laura ingalls wilder"

set up a doctor’s appointment please applaud

My brain: you don’t need to check the weather app again. Me: what if something’s changed my brain: you just checked it 20 minutes ago Me: the map might be different. My brain: checking the weather app won’t fix you Me: *opens weather app*

😅

good time to finally hit a goddamn three

oh wow that was outrageous

oh no i’m invested in a suddenly close basketball game

they have so many options that i completely forget about good players until they check in. so many dudes can take over.

“Frog, Frog,” cried Toad, “taste these cookies that I have made.” Frog ate one of the cookies, “These are the best cookies I have ever eaten!” said Frog.

The James Bond discourse just doesn't work on any level for me, what do you mean "the audience won't buy it," they think Timothy Dalton and Sean Connery are the same guy

this is eerily close to my stat line in kid pitch, when i was fast enough to leg out a bunch of singles despite barely being able to hit the ball out of the infield. also, walks are for losers.

i simply would’ve taken her money and told her she would fail the bar exam

LOOK AT IT

great view nba dot com

my boss is a Michigan Man, and I brought up the Edmund Fitzgerald today while we were waiting for a couple people to login to a meeting, and that was the most, most clearly, and most passionately I've ever heard him speak about anything. Probably ten minutes straight, delayed company business.

we can all see you’re hiding every reply, there’s a counter on your post and everything

gary, you useless fuck

man who sits on the subway with his library card poking out of his pants pocket

the new "never meet your heroes" is "mute every one of your favorite athlete's names on every social media platform you use"

happy “move your weed setup from the garage to the basement” day to all who celebrate

yeah that’s my candidate

I don't think it's cowardice. I think that they are OK with what the GOP is doing. The sooner folks reconcile with this, the better.

Los Alamos and U of Michigan want to build a data center in the small town of Ypsilanti. The city's people don't want to help make weapons of mass destruction. The fight is only just starting

i have some ideas for how michigan's senators can truly pay tribute to the victims of the edmund fitzgerald but they're proooooooooobably not postable

said this much in a voicemail just now. call your dem senators, let them know that you're not fucking stupid and their careers are over for caving to fascists.

nobody wants to fucking hear from you today, you spineless spook

i hope you don’t expect quiet private lives, @slotkin.senate.gov and @peters.senate.gov

This vote has not happened yet. Call your Senators, especially your Democratic Senators, and tell them that a deal without protection NOW for health insurance tax credits is unacceptable.

peters: (202) 224-6221 slotkin: (202) 224-4822

fuck this shit

keep talking kinlaw lollllll

michigan people if i can do this after using all my social energy on my brother’s birthday this morning then you can definitely call them too

people wanted to see a goddamn field goal when this was on the table

@edsbs.bsky.social perfectly captured the two extremes of coaches who refuse to dress for the cold by citing woody hayes and brady hoke

kimiiiiiiiiii

max on new softs is gonna be fun

would’ve loved to hear piastri’s reaction to that penalty