He tried to read an elementary economics text; it bored him past endurance, it was like listening to somebody interminably recounting a long and stupid dream.

never in my life have i wanted more to be distantly related to someone whose last name probably comes from the same root as mine

Lmao

Holy fucking shit it's real lol Olivia Reingold of the Free Press asks Abdul El-Sayed "does Israel have a right to exist as a Jewish state?" AES: "What do you mean by a Jewish state?" [...] "If you can't define the question, I'm not gonna answer it.

90 days sober despite [waves hands] all that

new on the bucket problem: the men's basketball team won a national title last night after a long-building effort to provide the program with championship-level support. will the athletic department allow the women's team to catch up? thebucketproblem.beehiiv.com/p/halfway-home

an incredible moment, an almost instantaneous shift from horrible nerves to complete elation. roddy gayle forever.

treating my 21k followers to some light antisemitism

Here's the data I have for FY25 WBB TOTAL expenses:|

and FWIW, Michigan MEN's basketball was slightly below the conference average too.

new on the bucket problem: the men's basketball team won a national title last night after a long-building effort to provide the program with championship-level support. will the athletic department allow the women's team to catch up? thebucketproblem.beehiiv.com/p/halfway-home

i left messages for my reps today asking them to do everything within and *beyond* their power to stop this. i don't know what else to do but i'm glad i did that much.

I called all three of mine and left voicemails. I've heard some offices have people answering their phones despite congressional recess. Feels like an exercise in futility but it's still worth doing because nihilism in the face of nuclear war is pathetic.

are we seriously still doing bo schembechler bullshit

gonna briefly go back to feeling good about this, particularly the part where marc-grégor — a former co-worker who was an absolute delight to cover games alongside — is being featured for his amazing work

I CAN’T EVEN FOCUS ON THIS, SENATOR

for fuck’s sake

One Shining Moment

i remember dani wohl

a fucking legendary run. they did it even when shit didn't break their way. what a team.

I guess, in retrospect, “Michigan winning a national championship with a [checks notes] world-level defense” was pretty cliched, but this is some legendary stuff

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I LOVE ALL OF YOU

Mara is a Three Musketeers kaiju

go blue, please

you just can't give Michigan fans an opportunity like this to make history jokes during their own national championship game. They're going to become Too Powerful

the astronauts are back from the far side of the moon and there's still oVER AN HOUR TO TIPOFF

it's everybody's favorite 2 hours of the sports year, when we all wonder why the NCAA men's basketball championship tips off at 9 p.m. Eastern on a Monday night

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

naz and angel about to absolutely terrorize the boards

coping with the pregame stress in the only reasonable way (bought out of the park baseball 27)

well, damn. hoped this wouldn't be the case but the late-season playing time pointed this way. michigan is gonna need some shooting help.

look i'm pretty biased but it'd be objectively good if michigan won tonight

starting to think bluesky coders should stop mentioning that they use ai

at this point she's done everything short of physically beating his ass and it's delightful

throwback to a few years ago when easter, passover, and ramadan all overlapped on margaret thatcher's death day

the transitive property implications for michigan are… very confusing

ucla could win this game by dribbling out the shot clock on every possession

why did dusty may have to be this specific www.espn.com/mens-college...

not sure what i expected but it was not this

we could just not give geno the airtime

big ten!

easter dogwatching, say hi to poppy

let’s win a fucking title, then

Boban only loyal to height, Mara is 1" taller

Make that 4 now - Arizona getting palindromed by the same score

Yaxel has been by far the best player in the tournament, and Michigan just completely rocked the No. 1 KenPom team in that first half with him playing five minutes. Scary stuff.

go blue

42 goddamn minutes?