Luke Wattenberg, this is very much not your night.

Jordan Love, you are SO lucky.

SQUEEEE!!!

At the Ryder Cup, the Europeans rolling the Americans in front of a mega-MAGA crowd pleases me to no end.

Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's fly...

@espnbillc.bsky.social Just a heads-up that your SP+ rankings aren't showing up on ESPN's site, in any browser or format. (Not for me, anyway.) Your header/explainer is there, but then... no table.

We regret to inform you BlaQe Treinen is pitching his way back on to LA's postseason roster.

Best laugh I've had all day.

Since the Charlie Kirk memorial service in Glendale, the Cardinals are 0-1 at home.

Srsly, I'm happiest for Roki. After what looked to be an absolute disaster of a season, that inning and the potential it shows could save 2025. THAT SAID... Sasaki probably needed innings at OKC all along, so this is something of a self-inflicted wound.

Wrobocop to close it out, eh?

Best one I've seen yet.

Roki Sasaki, welcome to LA's postseason roster.

What in the Cinnamon Toast Fuck is this horseshit?!

Thank God, it's Tanner Scott. (makes a Drano martini)

Dodgers bullpen is Dodgers bullpenning.

2025 Ben Rortvedt :: 1983 Jack Fimple.

"THEY'RE RAPTURING THE DOGS, THEY'RE RAPTURING THE CATS!"

- stretch the definition of this, but he'd met Kirk once, I think. Yet Counsell allowed it, so he can go to hell too. Either he was all for it, which on baseball terms I doubt, or he considered it the path of least resistance, which makes me seriously re-think his ability with players.

Shaw can go to hell. He is a rookie third baseman. His position is not secure, and his club is in a playoff race. This sort of thing offends professional ballplayers whatever their politics. Second, bereavement per the CBA is limited to immediate family. Some teams are willing to -

www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CLE/CL... I was trying to dump a toxic girlfriend during this game. Like Seattle's lead, didn't take...

Seeing Polanco's fly out to center reminds me that I miss Tal's Hill.

The Dodgers now lead the Giants head-to-head all-time in the regular season, 1,288 wins to 1,287 wins (with 19 ties, h/t @EliasSports) This is the first time the Dodgers lead the Giants all-time head-to-head since after a game on August 8, 1896, when they led 49-48 BASE BALL

That the Apple Cup and Civil War both are being played today – in September – simply is all sorts of wrong.

SASSY!

Aw man, I'm getting the feels. :(

Hurricane Charley/Extreme Wind Warnings; Juwan Howard, Tony Gonzalez, and Gordon Giricek; Nalcrest, Fla., and; No Man's Sky.

Could go with the obvious answer of Trainspotting, but no... SubUrbia. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oMq...

A charley horse in the left calf really is a suboptimal way to wake up!

Treinen just hasn't been the same since Charlie Kirk.

Oh Christ. Thanks, Wrobocop.

I had been writing off the Guardians for months, then they go crawling back into the race.

Apparently, my household now is at the part of the program where the 11-year-old polishes off a gallon of 2% milk by themselves in four days.

Cocaine Bear to the rescue! (Alex Vesia came in T7 1 out bases loaded, tying run at the plate, and got out of the jam by striking out two.)

I did NOT have "Charlie Kirk as Horst Wessel" on my 2025 bingo card.

Kirby Yates gives up HR-2B on pitches in the heart of the plate – Dieter the Organist plays Jimmy Eat World's "The Middle." OUCH!

Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's fly...

Oh myyyyyyyy...

Welp, just won my weekly FB pick-em pool for the first time in... ever. Please clap.

Shohei, I've noticed, is a sneaky-bad baserunner. Has issues reading the ball – hence him advancing only from first to second on a shot off the LF wall.

Doc goes to the bullpen with a three-run lead and 13 outs to get. Hoo boy.

As a fan of the Dodgers and Sun Devils, gotta say this night coulda gone better!

Da fuq, ASU?!

Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's fly...

I wanted to go work out, but during my drive to and from my kid's school, I somehow tweaked my left knee and left hammy. What a drag it is, getting old...

Fordham's schedule was not fucking around.

Looking forward to the Dodgers and Padres collectively slamming their dick in a car door over and over until the DBacks and Giants are back in the hunt for the NL West.

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

This Belichick clown ain't never gonna win shit.