Wait they planned the rapture for bisexual visibility day girl bye

Just found out baby teeth are formally called "deciduous teeth" because they will be shed, so now I gotta deal with THAT all day

Well fuck I did something wrong because it's officially Tuesday here and I just got raptored

HERE I AM IN MY RECLINER AGAIN GOOD THING I LOVE TO SLEEP IN IT FOR MONTHS ON END BECAUSE I LIKE AND ENJOY IT SO MUCH AND DO NOT MISS MY BED AT ALL 😃😃😃

Next up: The Conjuring

Enzo, Enzito, Enzito Bonito, Enzie, Mr. Muffin, Mr. Banana, Mr. Mustache, Señor Celoso

Basically set my TV on fire by trying to skip the intro on an HBO Max show and honestly that's on me

Comment on a post from someone wondering if a cat that wanders their neighborhood had an owner. "He's quite the traveler!" Haha omgee so cute how your cat is killing birds and eating god knows what and probably will get ran over like the poor cat they rushed into the vet today while I was there

Starting with The Haunting (1963)

Enzo was sick this morning (I'll spare you the details) and now he's wandering around all sad and confused, looking for the food and water I had to take away from him 🥺

Oh my god this crazy lady that just came into the vet's office...Godspeed to people who work with the public because the public is A LOT

Extremely annoyed that I quit smoking weed and basically quit drinking and have lost almost no weight and seen no improvement in my bloodwork numbers. I'll keep going with it but ughh

Digital textbooks and learning management systems create just as many (if not more problems) than they solve. We pay/charge out the ass for instructional materials that complicate teaching/learning, suck our time, and also conveniently harvest that sweet sweet data.

Free Palestine, Free Chicago, Free L.A.

Went to this adorable antique/vendor shop today to get my husband a present and the owner was clearing out a little room to put in slot machines. Will people just play slots anywhere??? I don't get it.

If you don't mind, could you share some of your favorite horror movies for me to make a watchlist for spooky season? (I can do a bit of gore, but nothing extremely gory, please. Also no torture. My delicate, ladylike sensibilities [lol] can't handle it.)

Love to swing between hoarding-level panic shopping and total boycotting of various companies and products in response to every National Happening. It's the American way 🇺🇸 USA! USA! 🎇

I don't think it's too much to ask as a film teacher that my classroom have the capability to play DVDs and streaming videos with sound BUT I GUESS IT *IS* TOO MUCH TO ASK

One of my useless talents is identifying celebrity voices, which is why I instantly knew Mega-Fat CEO Baby on the Netflix Boss Baby show was Flula Borg 😆

I heard ICE is in Wheaton, Naperville, and Joliet today including in a Menards lot and at the Kane County courthouse. These motherfuckers!!!!

Should I get my husband a Blackstone grill or an ultrasonic parts cleaner for his bday? They are similar in price.

I got "I thought you were a student"-ed today

It's nothing in the grand scheme of things but I haven't slept in a bed since June and I am getting reeeal sick of this recliner

Mariska and Tony Goldwyn, please [redacted] me

I watched a few episodes of Hacks and found it so boring. I'm assuming it gets much better?

My daughter just called Jude Law a crusty old man 😭

Yay charge nurse from The Pitt!!!! I love her so much

Rey 💜

I still like boxing because of guys I dated in the past. I wonder if any of them still like Lord of the Rings or eating too much cheese.

Once again my pregnancy ESP for others has been verified 😆

I'm no boxing expert but if Canelo fights again he should consider throwing some punches

Me watching boxers get their hands wrapped

Oh yay I assumed I would miss the fight because I was hanging with friends but I just turned it on and they're still in the undercard

Canelo or Crawford?

Watching It's Complicated while I die of cramps on this fine Saturday morning and giggling about how Alec Baldwin's real life and current partner basically ended up the same as the situation we're supposed to laugh at in this movie

People on TikTok are calling JB "Papa Pritzker" and like I love him too but let's all calm down

Bella ciao?! Fuck you!!!

I am literally crying and wheezing this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time pleeeease (sorry for the link but their downloads are off) www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6wbs2Nc/

dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints

I kinda hope it was a woman

The Colorado school shooting being at most a footnote in all the reporting is the most flagrantly insulting thing.

One thing I won't be watching is the Charlie Sheen documentary. Get that shit outta my face.

No TikTok for me today. I don't need to see that shit and I doubt there's any way to avoid it.

JAMES NOOOO

Thinking about losing my everloving shit on the grandma who almost ran over my son at school pick-up yesterday

This robin has been posted up in this exact position for at least 20 minutes. I've never seen a bird so still for so long. Sunbathing?

We had a really nice time at my mom's 70th bday luncheon and then my aunt helped herself to like 85% of the leftovers before we had even finished dessert! What a choice when you didn't pay for anything or idk let the birthday girl pack some for herself!!!

Blue jays love to scream in the morning and honestly I get it

I was checking out this podcast today, and my first impression is that the host and guest both sounded EXACTLY like that Kundalini cult leader lady. Not just in what they had to say, but their actual voices, tones, and cadences as well 😬

Automatic car wash overcharged me by a dollar and then only dispensed 50 cents as a refund and if the owner thought I wouldn't gonna chase him down for it, he was wrong 😆