Got a fun little lens today

why can't we get some cancel culture up in here deadline.com/2025/12/john...

well I was with the Yankees, frustrating lol

Rodan is straight-up faded here

the football game is like two exhausted drunk guys fighting

oh they're not going to like that in the terrible city of philadelphia

why is it even possible to buy a fridge that's connected to the internet? why is it legal for target to force you to make an account to buy shampoo online? why do I have to download an app to hook up a sound bar to my TV? why is there no will to stop any of this? (this is rhetorical do not answer)

lmao jesus

Lookin’ good big guy

I was born before the term supermoon and I reject it. there's only one moon (the moon)

@grendelsmom.bsky.social am I right?

Meeting a guy and he's just like my name is Hamnet 😭🤣😭🤣

let's look back at some sandwiches i made over thanksgiving weekend

Xmas shopping sorted

Chotiner: as a leftist you support union made clothing from american manufacturers? me: oh yes, unquestionably Chotiner: and those are MiUSA New Balance? me: well no, you see they didn't have the colorways I liked in my size Chotiner: I just find that fascinating

warned one of my friends about fucken monday to see what happens

they've always said I look like harrison ford

Jokic has 23 points on 6 FGAs against the suns so far he's a demon

TEXAS! FIGHT!

I fucking knew it

differences between thanksgiving dinner and a Sunday roast: 1. Thanksgiving is on a Thursday, not a Sunday 2. Some of the foods are not brown

Steal his look

when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:

Thanksgiving has ended. Now is the time of Toyotathon

Die troll!!!

Having some classic California bourbon today. California is the home of bourbon. Not many know this

Woke 2 is here and it will be merciless

SOUP SHOTS SOUP SHOTS SOUP SHOTS

Not my dumb ass bleeding my own blood onto the very shirt I was getting ready to wear

RIP to a real one www.seriouseats.com/yukon-gold-p...

food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble

even assbott can do it

Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City

Mfw I'm in a tent

We were too busy drinking from the hose outside to listen to the beatles

Will the IBX "destroy" Middle Village by "BRING[ing] DRUGS" and "homeless" to the Queens enclave? Or will it be a "positive thing for [the] neighborhood" by helping residents "save a lot of time ... going to Mets games?" It all depends on your outlook. buff.ly/lRe4zut

I wonder if Ian cheong and Mario nawfal are kept in the same compound in the uae, do they have a whole legion of annoying Twitter accounts locked up

Exiting evening trying a new to me choy variety

girls get mad at me

I can't believe lactating vance is real

when Stephen A up to some sort of foolishness again

What if instead of Batman they sent Bateman

thanks Andy I am babby

back to the pit

writer fucks up by not explaining he's also doing this in fake dracula voice

Time to start planning the farm for next year

This is what they show you when you click 'so what is cloudflare'

Every day tbh